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Thirsty McBearFace

@thirstymcbearface.bsky.social

Photography by James Gosnell. Mostly bear flavored.

4,986 Followers  |  228 Following  |  25 Posts  |  Joined: 27.09.2023  |  1.4582

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MetalBob at Dore Alley 2025

30.07.2025 00:55 — 👍 357    🔁 19    💬 3    📌 1

Go to your room.

07.06.2025 15:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Leaving the tag on the shirt really gives “dad snuck away from the backyard BBQ to fuck your throat” vibes.

07.06.2025 01:46 — 👍 1034    🔁 75    💬 34    📌 3
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My boyfriend got a cold for his birthday. Please cheer him up with beefy furry dad butts and fat cocks.

19.05.2025 18:09 — 👍 750    🔁 12    💬 20    📌 0
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Boyfriend accused me of photoshopping. His punishment will be sexy.

13.04.2025 20:43 — 👍 1070    🔁 67    💬 19    📌 3
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Drew at TBRU 2025

22.03.2025 07:28 — 👍 162    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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KC at TBRU 2025

22.03.2025 07:25 — 👍 444    🔁 18    💬 5    📌 0
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(Peach emoji)

06.03.2025 18:12 — 👍 1031    🔁 80    💬 29    📌 2

👀

06.03.2025 02:19 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

🥵

13.01.2025 20:06 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’m not above creeper photos of big sweaty meatballs.

08.12.2024 20:47 — 👍 476    🔁 31    💬 5    📌 0

I’m consuming. We make a great team.

08.12.2024 01:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is what I look like when pretending I’m unaware that I’m taking a selfie. This is also what Zuri looks like when she’s hiding her head in shame.

03.06.2024 18:37 — 👍 1067    🔁 49    💬 13    📌 0
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Okay, hear me out. Commanding eyebrows.

10.05.2024 07:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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That thing where you’re house / dog sitting for friends, and they have a pantry full of snacks.

Anyway, I’m pregnant. The father is multigrain chips with cottage cheese.

04.04.2024 19:30 — 👍 1006    🔁 45    💬 18    📌 2

“I’d like to thank everyone that made this possible…” 👸

06.12.2023 21:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Downlighting. Reduced exposure. Turn to the side to make your arm look huge. Crop out your belly.

Follow me for more ways to disappoint people when they meet you in real life.

03.12.2023 03:18 — 👍 527    🔁 17    💬 13    📌 0
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Dave in Palm Springs 2023

17.11.2023 01:08 — 👍 301    🔁 8    💬 3    📌 0
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Tummy… Wednesday? Why not.

15.11.2023 23:25 — 👍 525    🔁 17    💬 11    📌 1
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Adrien at Folsom Street Fair

30.09.2023 15:53 — 👍 174    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1
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Adrien and Todd at #Folsom Street Fair 2023

29.09.2023 21:05 — 👍 245    🔁 11    💬 1    📌 0
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Just finished a podcast about Elon… Anyway, I’m over here now. Stay tuned for Folsom 2023 photos.

27.09.2023 19:56 — 👍 577    🔁 22    💬 10    📌 1

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