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“Fuckt*rd” - Tim Shipman, Chief Political Commentator, Sunday Times

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You don’t actually have to both sides this. The Jewish community in the UK is not the Israeli government. You can just condemn the murder of two British Jews killed in their place of worship and you don’t have to say a single other thing.

02.10.2025 11:36 — 👍 3648    🔁 940    💬 6    📌 27
A meme going over the experience of watching a Liverpool football match. 

The first few minutes says “oh boy am i excited to watch my favourite team play”

The feeling during most of the match is “im going to kill myself”

Finally, our hero tops it off with a single, unbreakable “nice we won”

A meme going over the experience of watching a Liverpool football match. The first few minutes says “oh boy am i excited to watch my favourite team play” The feeling during most of the match is “im going to kill myself” Finally, our hero tops it off with a single, unbreakable “nice we won”

Always respected the very real threat of Atletico. Just can’t rule them out.

17.09.2025 23:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just a shit Burnley. Many people saying this!

17.09.2025 19:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hahahahahahahahaha get fucked Atletico

17.09.2025 19:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
a rotund, arguably pushing circular, cat sits on a floral patterned bedsheet

a rotund, arguably pushing circular, cat sits on a floral patterned bedsheet

round

12.09.2025 09:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Beat Arsenal in objectively the funniest way possible and now this, I could cry

31.08.2025 23:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

once again - Brits don’t hate Trump’s policies, they just find him a bit gauche

02.05.2025 09:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

your child will toil valiantly in the factory. it will be masculine. it will restore our national character. it will make america great again. oh my child? my child will run a lucrative rightwing podcast

29.04.2025 18:47 — 👍 24771    🔁 4297    💬 185    📌 74

Cops can’t be bothered to prosecute people snatching phones out of pedestrians’ hands however if I accidentally drop a crisp packet a drone strike will instantly blow me to kingdom come

30.04.2025 14:16 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jokes aside it’s increasingly hard to shake the feeling that the only vision our political class has for us is that of a haven for finance bros with an underclass who exist to serve them

30.04.2025 09:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And as for Jonathan Hinder.

30.04.2025 09:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’d tell this prick to fuck off and join the Tories if I didn’t know he’d wear it like a badge of honour

30.04.2025 09:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
18.04.2025 22:29 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Don’t cry because United squeaked through. Smile because a United-Spurs final will be the funniest thing we watch all season.

17.04.2025 21:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They’re not even campaigning on it though and that is 100% deliberate

17.04.2025 14:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a distraction it may be but he’s still a human fucking being you besuited bag of offal

17.04.2025 14:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m sure our wonderful smaller opposition parties are working on legislation for this as we speak

17.04.2025 14:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

definitely fallen out of love with capeshit over the last few years but I am sorry to report that the Daredevil finale is Very Good

16.04.2025 19:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
An excerpt from the linked WSJ article: 

While Musk was in Pennsylvania canvassing for Trump before the election, Musk sent a series of texts about the urgency of winning the state to St. Clair. "In all of history, there has never been a competitive army composed of women. Not even once," he wrote. "Men are made for war. Real men, anyway." He followed up with: "I am in full war mode. Going to the front lines today. Must win PA."

An excerpt from the linked WSJ article: While Musk was in Pennsylvania canvassing for Trump before the election, Musk sent a series of texts about the urgency of winning the state to St. Clair. "In all of history, there has never been a competitive army composed of women. Not even once," he wrote. "Men are made for war. Real men, anyway." He followed up with: "I am in full war mode. Going to the front lines today. Must win PA."

late-stage brain melt caused by spending all day scrolling through TradWestChad69’s twitter timeline

https://www.wsj.com/politics/elon-musk-children-mothers-ashley-st-clair-grimes-dc7ba05c

16.04.2025 12:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I thought left-leaning folk liked censorship when it came to cringe individuals and groups? weird

16.04.2025 11:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't begrudge people who still vote for them or even still hold membership (hell, allies holding membership could be good for when the next leadership election comes along). But don't kid yourself you're changing things from the inside if you support the current leadership

16.04.2025 09:46 — 👍 34    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 0

This is where your Harry Potter money goes

16.04.2025 09:50 — 👍 12356    🔁 6331    💬 8    📌 40

progressive politics in general has a real problem of talented people fighting the good fight, getting completely ignored by leadership obsessed with “triangulating” the terf vote, then cheerily turning up to bat for the same leadership imo

16.04.2025 09:46 — 👍 10    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

The impression I’ve gotten - though I’ll admit I’ve burnt out of politics pretty hard over the last 12 months - is that they’re much better organised this time around, managing to stand a frankly wild number of candidates. Though as you say, remains to be seen how many of them actually make it

16.04.2025 09:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

fuck this rabid terf island 👍

16.04.2025 09:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nigel Farage’s party are probably about to win hundreds of seats in the UK local elections so I wouldn’t get too excited.

16.04.2025 09:06 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have seen absolutely nobody discussing the very real possibility that it’s mid

16.04.2025 08:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

and he’s probably right!

09.04.2025 12:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m hearing - accurately - that trump take switch

09.04.2025 11:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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