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Writer| Historian | Ferroequinoligist | &c. &c. | They/Them | www.thekalpar.com

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Treat people how you want to be treated.

Don’t be shocked when you treat someone like absolute shit and they give it back to you.

07.11.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 160    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 2

Oh sure. Agent to the Stars in particular has a few bits that I cringe at now. If it ever gets adapted for film/TV, I'll do some judicious editing of the story for that medium.

07.11.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 122    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Collection and Use of Biometrics by U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services The U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) proposes to amend its regulations governing biometrics use and collection. DHS proposes to require submission of biometrics by any individual, regardless...

5. There is a 60-day public comment period ahead of any formal implementation.

www.federalregister.gov/documents/20...

05.11.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 145    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

We know from scientific research that up to 75% of intersex people with varations of sex chromosomes never become aware of this during their life.

You, a boring cis woman, might find yourself in the man section of a DHS holding facility and being charged with fraud just by traveling to the US.

06.11.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 228    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

Next time someone gets mad when you say pregnant people and goes β€œErm, WOMEN! WOMEN get pregnant.” Go β€œwow, okay, maybe in your world women aren’t people, but here in civilised society we believe they are.” and watch their brain collapse from the centre like a fucking soufflΓ©.

07.11.2025 09:18 β€” πŸ‘ 111    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The truly maddening thing is that, unlike when I was a young man in science and the materials and engineering just weren’t there yet, the future is *right there.* The problem is *solved*. What’s holding us back is not just greed, but this bizarre nostalgia, an obsession with petro- masculinity.

06.11.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3367    πŸ” 1251    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 30

A fine example of "AI doesn't know anything, it just picks a statistically good fit for the next word/sentence, with no memory of the previous one." So this one forgets it's supposed to be shilling for pay-us-for-reviews and pivots HARD in another direction.

06.11.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3
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Opinion | Mamdani’s Victory Is Less Significant Than You Think

The New York Times quickly sending out Douthat to argue that Mamdani’s victory doesn’t really matter is so predictable it borders on self-parody.

Remember, folks: Every time the Right wins an election, it’s an undeniable expression of the will of the people. If a lefty wins, it’s just a blip.

05.11.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 8556    πŸ” 1841    πŸ’¬ 269    πŸ“Œ 133

lol

06.11.2025 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 13920    πŸ” 4264    πŸ’¬ 102    πŸ“Œ 82

Uninstall Grammarly NOW. They've partnered with an AI company and actively scrape your writing to train its models.

05.11.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2451    πŸ” 2528    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 50

Just like never going to Gettysburg in July. πŸ˜†

06.11.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Miss Piggy movie on way from Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone and Cole Escola The demanding Muppet is set to get her own movie at Disney with Oscar-winning actors producing and the Tony-winning multi-hyphenate writing

www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...

06.11.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Skyfire Phoenix
{2}{R}{R}
Creature β€” Phoenix
Flying, haste
When you cast your commander, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Its fury sets the clouds alight.
3/3
Illustrated by Greg Staples

Skyfire Phoenix {2}{R}{R} Creature β€” Phoenix Flying, haste When you cast your commander, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Its fury sets the clouds alight. 3/3 Illustrated by Greg Staples

Magic Card of the Day: Skyfire Phoenix

Your commander is already awesome. Now just staple a 3/3 with haste and flying to it just for fun! For decks who are all about combat a free creature can warp the game a speed out a win! I love free value with little effort. #mtg

06.11.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Holocaust Researcher Says Up to 1/3 of Imprisoned LGBTQ+ People Reported by Friends and Family A new exhibit at the Illinois Holocaust Museum and Education Center aims to shed light on the diversity of LGBTQ+ Holocaust stories.

β€œI have not found one single instance of a straight person risking, helping, protecting a queer and trans person during this history,” Newsome said. β€œNot a single one. And that’s a hard pill to swallow.”

www.them.us/story/lgbtq-...

05.11.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Community Spotlight, This time from the Reddit.

u/HistProfDave - With their work on of our 44187 Demonic Lasher! Excellent OSL and composition of light and environment.

Can pick up your own Demonic Lasher today: www.reapermini.com

05.11.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

My classmate at the University of Chicago, don't you know

05.11.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 897    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 1

Temps might be dropping, but supporting your indie bookshop will keep you hot πŸ”₯

05.11.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 313    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

πŸ˜‚

05.11.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2006    πŸ” 254    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 4

β€œYou’re always telling people to support indie bookstores over billionaires.”

Yeah, it’s called having a consistent brand voice and a conscience.

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04.11.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 8229    πŸ” 2223    πŸ’¬ 96    πŸ“Œ 72
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Vote! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

04.11.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeaaaah, that'd be a big (theoretical, to be clear) nope from me. People in their 20s can be awesome as humans but the gap in our life experiences is way too much to be tenable for partnering, and that's before the fact that everyone in that age group is my kid's age, and 100% oh hell no to that

03.11.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 475    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 0

YUUUUUP. I repeatedly tell people that business-related messages sent to me in any way other than email will fall down a chasm and never be seen, and yet people persist in sending them elsewhere. Guess what happens to them? My email address has been public for nearly three decades. Not hard to find!

02.11.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 453    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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INKTOBER 2025 - CHIBI MTG COMMANDERS
Day 28 - Flubs, the Fool
#inktober #inktober25 #mtg #magicthegathering #art

02.11.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 214    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
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Seems like a dirty trick on Libby's part.

02.11.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also Harry Potter adults really ought to be ostracised and I mean that with my whole chest because if you can casually support it then that means you’re cool with supporting its creator against trans folks so please go house sort yourself into a bin where you belong.

02.11.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1960    πŸ” 630    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 27

Hello kids. Great costumes. You can have boring regular candy or, in exchange for a small fee, you can invest in something I'm calling Candy Premium, an AI-enabled solution that

01.11.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3310    πŸ” 527    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 10
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"Trickle-down economics" is basically "let the dragons add your gold to their hoard, because they're bound to let some of it go eventually. Right?"

Though I can't say I recall too many stories where the dragons voluntarily gives up their hoard...

31.10.2025 09:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

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