are you there, god? It’s me again…..Your favorite harlot….
I AM ON MY KNEES BEGGING AND PLEADING!!!!!
Sweet like mint chip
Unfortunately I do love:
-a manicure with fun nail art
-wearing a funky jumpsuit to dinner
-ordering dessert even when we’re full
-conversation as foreplay
-hogging the blanket in my sleep
-early mornings > late nights
-forcing everyone to show me pictures of their pets
🥰🥰🥰
meow 🐈🖤
that miffy cookware calls out to me like the green goblin mask. I want it so bad.
bimonthly life update: heading back Chicago this weekend to smooch my beautiful friends, and then will be jet-setting away for the rest of the month!! August is fully booked, see ya in September! 🩷
loveee the abundance + all the wonderfully fancy big gifts….but the Swedish fish are how I *know* you’ve got good taste 💅🏼
Tender moments in studio with @meetchloefaye.bsky.social and Caliste
REALLLL
you’re so stunning it’s unbelievable 😭
life update: I’m in Chicago smooching my beautiful friends and drinking lots of good coffee 🩷
I’ve found a ton of bluebella at different adult stores across the US!! Def recommend looking for it in person while you can 🥲🩷
I love their stuff too so this is rly upsetting for me lol
[terrible borat voice impression]: my wiiiiiffffe
the feminine urge to have a crush on every single woman that I follow online
hiiiii 🫶🏻🩷😌
Bluesky exclusive content: my very subtle ab progress 😌
big same
Someone just asked me if I would ever be interested in a spa date, and when I said of course, he replied “Really? You would want to do that?”
Um…Do I want to get a massage, warm up in the sauna, and soak in a hot tub with my lover fawning over me? I mean, I GUESS if I HAVE to…
this is how I look checking Bluesky every day just to like all of my friends posts, even though I never post on here myself:
It’s so hard to juggle having multiple social accounts, ads, my website, wishlists, tax and income info, emails, and schedules!! It means so much to me that y’all are always so compassionate and understanding. I feel really grateful to have such a lovely and supportive clientele 🥲🩷
I’ve been limiting the amount of bookings I’ve been taking this past month to about 20% of what I’d usually do while I navigate some complex health stuff & catching up on emails….and let me just tell you, I miss y’all SO much!! I’m sorry that I’ve been hard to reach!
Ooo, can you add me to this too please?
Sure, I love FMTY’s!
Not odd at all, I’ll make a note to add that in there when I edit it next. I definitely do *not* screen based on aesthetics, and I sometimes forget that people worry about that! Thanks so much for the feedback!
As this is a rough first draft, I would welcome feedback from my peers and colleagues greatly! I tried to keep it general, while still aiming for comprehensive.
New Year, new clients! Let's start the year off strong with a new client guide, to help you nail the booking process from the get-go!
www.meetchloefaye.com/post/making-...
I’ll be honest, I’ve fully abandoned certain items and accepted them as being lost to the void after realizing I’ve left them behind. My butterfly clips are haunting hotel rooms all over Phoenix like they’re my calling card
