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โš–๏ธWeโ€™re assured repeatedly that this is a nation of laws, but really itโ€™s just a nation of lawyers ๐ŸฆฎAdopt a shelter mutt ๐ŸŒณPlant a tree ๐ŸชRational atheist ๐Ÿ’ฐAll biz should profit-share ๐ŸŒžStuck in Floriduh with a severe maga allergy โ˜ ๏ธNo bio/no posts = blocked

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โ€œโ€ฆthings might get a wee bit testyโ€ฆโ€

21.02.2026 06:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

scarred โ€ฆ and maybe scared, too

21.02.2026 06:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It would be hard to find a bigger ass-kisser than this guy. There are a bunch of them, no doubt about it, but he seems like the one who gives them lessons.

21.02.2026 05:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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scooby doo has a sad look on his face and a blue collar ALT: scooby doo has a sad look on his face and a blue collar

RuhRoโ€ฆ I didnโ€™t know this

21.02.2026 05:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope Noel has good security. MafiaDon is a vindictive bastard.

21.02.2026 05:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Renowned scientist who studied distant planets fatally shot at his home near LA Authorities suspect Carl Grillmair was shot by man arrested for carjacking, as friends mourn him as โ€˜irreplaceableโ€™

Another report

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026... by

21.02.2026 05:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ˜•

21.02.2026 03:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22804    ๐Ÿ” 6826    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 599    ๐Ÿ“Œ 368

They're trying to make observing/filming ICE illegal.

Then we must show up in greater numbers.

BE UNGOVERNABLE.

20.02.2026 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12870    ๐Ÿ” 3325    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 334    ๐Ÿ“Œ 114

BREAKING: A small number of Republicans who still care about the Constitution and their sacred oaths to preserving it are reportedly threatening to vote with Democrats to oust Mike Johnson from his Speakership if he does not bring up a vote on bombing Iran before Trump orders it...

19.02.2026 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1961    ๐Ÿ” 490    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 142    ๐Ÿ“Œ 33

@dieworkwear.bsky.social
Sartorial psychopathology

21.02.2026 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/murr...

21.02.2026 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Outstanding ๐Ÿ’Ÿ

21.02.2026 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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wall e from the movie wall e is sitting in the dirt ALT: wall e from the movie wall e is sitting in the dirt

Rats and cockroaches and a few bacteria and mold spores will likely be the last surviving critters above the waterline, and I wouldโ€™ve voted for the rats because theyโ€™re communal, clever, and cooperative โ€ฆ but I donโ€™t think anything on land is gonna make it in the long run.

21.02.2026 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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21.02.2026 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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21.02.2026 00:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(Iโ€™d hide Anne, too ๐Ÿ’Ÿ)

20.02.2026 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Three cheers for cetaceans and cephalopods

20.02.2026 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No worries. Weโ€™ve gone so far backward environmentally that we will have burned the planet up in 50.

20.02.2026 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ŸซกThat was superb. I like that guy.

20.02.2026 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
#DiaperDon: Former Apprentice Staffer Noel Casler Reveals All
YouTube video by MeidasTouch #DiaperDon: Former Apprentice Staffer Noel Casler Reveals All

Trumpโ€™s lawsuits against this ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ guy = zero because Diaper Donny knows discovery would be a real bitch

www.youtube.com/watch?v=N60c...

20.02.2026 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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it would be lovely if the entirety of his cabinet and the Supremes could all sit down and have tea together โ˜•๏ธ

20.02.2026 05:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Apparently, many people need to be reminded that raping children is a far more heinous crime than illegal immigration.

20.02.2026 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2056    ๐Ÿ” 733    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 62    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

That was fascinating

20.02.2026 05:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Military command?
Seriously?
THEY
DONโ€™T
CARE

20.02.2026 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Senators Cojones would need to be very good friends with a whole bunch (thousands) of perfectly orchestrated and exceptionally well-armed folks in law enforcement. I donโ€™t think the US military would fire on cops, but you never know these days.

20.02.2026 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Serenity 2005 - River - Extraordinary Bar Fighting Scene
YouTube video by Memorable Movie Moments Serenity 2005 - River - Extraordinary Bar Fighting Scene

Yeah, I usually donโ€™t step in it like that, but Iโ€™ll humbly own it when I do. (Extra interest โ€” she did the piercing herself.)
And speaking of choreography and athleticismโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHS1...

20.02.2026 00:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wow, youโ€™re right and I stand corrected - apologies
๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ

20.02.2026 00:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿค” I will look again

20.02.2026 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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