April Ajoy

April Ajoy

@aprilajoy.bsky.social

Author of Star-Spangled Jesus Humorously detoxing πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡² Christianity

8,938 Followers 100 Following 234 Posts Joined Jun 2023
3 days ago

Idk, having daylight savings the same day as International Women's Day feels sexist.πŸ˜­πŸ˜…

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1 week ago
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This person claimed that God told them to tag me in this video. It's an AI video of white Jesus walking on water to a Moana song. πŸ’€ Whhyy

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3 weeks ago

The amount of MAGA parents who have chosen loyalty to Trump over their own children is infuriating. What do you mean you'd rather lose relationship with your own blood than stop simping for a billionaire playboy who will never know you exist?

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3 weeks ago

I would've posted this here earlier but I didn't know they gave us the ability to post videos over a minute lol. I know others already shared it, so if you see it in the wild, just know it's my video :)

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3 weeks ago
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If Pam Bondi was a waitress:

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3 weeks ago

Oh hey that's my video! :)

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3 weeks ago
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A Valentine's card from Pam Bondi β™₯️

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3 weeks ago

I was raised conservative evangelical. If you're wondering why evangelicals are not standing with Epstein survivors, just know I was told as a child to dress modestly so grown men wouldn't lust after me...

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1 month ago

Pam Bondi reminds me of a fundamentalist Sunday school teacher answering kids' questions.

Q: "But why would God send us to hell?"

A: "DO YOU KNOW HOW TERRIBLE YOU ARE?!"

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1 month ago
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Is the humiliation in the room with us?

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1 month ago
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4th annual Super Bowl BINGO cards:
What MAGA Christians Post About It

Every year we see those social media posts: complaints, satanic panic, pearl clutching. So why not have some fun with it? Pick your favorite card and play along!

(No prizes, just for fun☺️)

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1 month ago

If Obama was mentioned in the Epstein files a tenth of the times Trump is, Republicans would have immediately called for his impeachment.

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1 month ago

MAGA Christians are more upset about Bad Bunny winning the Grammys than the horrors in the Epstein files.

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1 month ago

As a Christian, I am 10000x more outraged by federal agents killing humans in the street than I am by protesters disrupting a church. In one instance, people DIED. In another, people were inconvenienced. I'm so ashamed of people who claim Christ but support an antichrist (Trump).

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1 month ago
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If MAGA lived in Middle Earth:

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1 month ago

Dear MAGA Christians,

Jesus said, "They will know you're my disciples by how you love one another."

Not sure if you're aware, but y'all are not known for how you love. Just a friendly PSA in case you'd like to start following the Christ you claim.

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1 month ago
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"Don't worry. Boys are hard to find." Part 1 o2 Trump/Epstein and Associated Criminal Enterprises: Victim Interviews: SR

Read/listen here: open.substack.com/pub/lisevold...

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1 month ago

Just now hearing about Sascha Riley's damning testimony. It shows exactly why the Epstein/Trump files are being covered up. There are no words for the depravity these powerful men did to children. If this testimony is false, then surely the DOJ would release the files immediately to clear Trump

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2 months ago
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Never forget the Christian Nationalism that was behind the insurrection. The worship songs that accompanied the chants to hang Mike Pence. The prayers that fueled the violence.

Jesus* was the reason for treason.
*White MAGA Jesus not the real one.

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2 months ago

For Christmas, I'm gifting my mom an apology. When my dad died of cancer, I didn't turn her into a widow rockstar. I failed to install pyrotechnics in the church my dad pastored where we held his funeral. I didn't create merch to sell. I didn't give her a town hall.

That's on me. I'm so sorry mom.

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2 months ago

When my kid was 6, she wanted to tell me something but was adamant she couldn't say it in our house.

So we got in the car and she said:
"Mommy, I don't think Santa is real but I didn't want to say it in front of Cheeks because it would upset him."

Cheeks is our Elf on the Shelf.

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3 months ago

I was raised a conservative Christian and was constantly told that I was going to be persecuted and hated for my faith.

They were right but they failed to mention that THEY would be the ones hating me just because I chose Jesus over Trump 😭

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3 months ago

Idk I feel like we should put Christ back in Christian before worrying about Christmas.

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3 months ago

I've never once received a bad grade and thought "The Governor needs to hear about this!"

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3 months ago
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I mean Jesus said "what you do to the least of these, you do to me," so I think this nativity scene is totally fair.

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3 months ago

After we all finally sat down to the thanksgiving dinner table, my 3 year old niece looked around and said "why are we doing this?"

And I felt that. πŸ˜…

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3 months ago
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Um Franklin Graham just Jesus-juked the Epstein files. "Did you know God has a file on each one of us?" 😭

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3 months ago

Please give me a news conference where Donald Trump is forced to say "I did not have sexual relations with Bill Clinton."

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3 months ago

I didn't need to read Epstein's emails to know Trump sucks.... I just didn't know it was literally πŸ‘€ #bubba

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4 months ago
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"6 7" is a demonic ritual now

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