Kier 🧚🏻‍♀️

I want to tipsy call all of you at the same time

I have become obsessed with letterboxd in the past few months I loveeeee logging what I've watched and speaking to the void

pro tip: when pmsing this is comparable to an SSRI for mood swings

after over a year of being back in Kentucky I'm finally legal 🤓 and it only cost $275, a lot of phone calls, and a copious amount of tears & stress🙃

I'm celebrating with the worst cup of coffee at the diner I used to work at as a teenager in my hometown

I read this and felt it viscerally

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hmmm I'm thinking bout it

Feel like I'm in the cuck chair at the bar sitting alone tonight

why does Nick have like 37 small blankets on his bed instead of a full sized one my feet are somehow always uncovered I'm going insane

I got a papercut on my tongue from licking the glue on an envelope :'(

my Spotify dj: "I know you really like red hot chili peppers, here's some songs from an artist that's similar. It's like comparing apples to equally good apples.."

*Plays 'Use Somebody' by Kings of Leon*

Someone tell me what to switch to because I'm convinced I'm getting rage baited 😡

Amen 🙌🏻

work gave me an entire new phone and said I could use it for personal use, call me Kevin Gates until I can consolidate

ok, thanks dad

looking at all my pals celebrating Valentines day w/ each other while I'm stuck at work makes me feel like a wife waiting for their husband to return from war.

got hit on at work today and instead of telling the man "yes" when he asked if I had a bf I blurted out "Ive got TWO GIRLFRIENDS" without hesitation

Heyyyy who drank all my wine and watched all of bridgerton on my Netflix last night 😅

2nd glass of wine, my air fried crunchwrap supreme®️, and the new season of bridgerton bc I'm a Lady 👸🏻

"yoink!" gotta be my fav onomatopoeia fr

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A pal-ycule, if you will.

Anyone got room for me in a platonic polycule?

Tax fraud sounds like a fun hobby to start this year 🪄✨🧚🏻‍♀️

three children are playing with a man in a yellow shirt ALT: three children are playing with a man in a yellow shirt

I'm "big pimping" and I'd like to introduce my business associate "lil Pippin"

got asked to be the assistant manager at the liqua sto

lost my health insurance today pls pray sickness or disaster never strikes me ever again

I'm just a performative male that God gave tits to