avery

That’s how they get you!!

“A1 wants you to like it”

Does anyone not realize how dystopian this is??????

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I’m in an all-day training and one of the instructors used C*Pilot to ask what the environmental impacts of A1 are and I’m losing my absolute shit.

Just remember, no matter what they say, you get the highest scores possible from chat always. 🩷🩷

I’m in the back disassociating by the stove

Trying to figure out how much of a menace I can be to my new manager without getting reported to HR because he’s already on my last nerve and I don’t even officially report to him yet.

A billboard that reads Jim Bridger discovered the great salt lake

Actually, it was probably the Native Americans who lived here first. But what do I know?

I will pay extra to fly into literally any other airport in Southern California

Hope you had the absolute best day!! Love you!!

lol. I live in Utah and am a former m*rmon and they are not going to like this. 🤣🤣🤣

The icon. The myth. The legend. The one and only Fishbob. Happy birthday @heycarmenok.bsky.social!!!

imagine trying to cancel your preorder for her album

No. Apparently he reacts this way anytime someone tries to give him feedback and he’s thrown one of my work friends under the bus multiple times for his mistakes. So he and his personality can gtfo.

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Me when I saw it

An icon

Update on this, I met with him again and he started the meeting with ‘we’ve decided to move away from the tool analogy after Avery pointed out during our last meeting that it probably wasn’t great to call ourselves a tool.’ Yeah, no shit Sherlock.

I mean, who would do that??

The talent!! This is incredible.

Love you!! Also consider this an apology for all the times you had to yell at us (me) during Roblox 🤣 Happy Birthday!!!

Okay, model

LOVE seeing powerful men be held accountable for their actions. Let’s keep it going and going and going.

Never, ever! And I would be told to calm down while we have to give him some grace because he’s “going through a hard time”. Have you looked outside?? We’re *ALL* going through it.

Dude literally said ‘I get it’s clearer for the audience this way, but it’s my presentation.’

I hate it here, Angela.

lol no! Unfortunately I work with many terrible men. I have another brainstorming meeting with Mr. Tool on Friday though, so stay tuned. 🤣

I was just like, okay bro, have a good time trying to get your message across when everyone is focused on your shitty slides ✌🏻

A comment from a power point that says ‘Please stop trying to remove my personality from the slides’

All I did was fix his grammar and punctuation, which is part of my job, in a presentation he’s giving to our entire division. I didn’t realize it was a personality trait. 🙄

Our team got reorged and I now report to this man. I hope he’s ready to be absolutely sick of me complaining about the damage of generative A 1.

When one of my zany schemes finally pays off

Also, what happened to Terri?!

Honestly, I have A LOT of questions for those writers, we can add this one to the pile.