Eric /gay

Deb you are a card!!

what CAN'T you do?? congrats my babyyyyy 💕💕💕💕

secret talent: I can turn 5 m&ms into 4

Shakespeare makes a lot more sense when you're a little drunk and a little high

A diagram on a leg press machine showing a man who looks suspiciously like Bobby Hill

bbl bobby hill

I love to you feel better <3

the last time he was ever nice to me <3

one thing about me is I keep the receipts!!!!

I SHIDDED my bigass DOG DIAPER at RO'S HOUSE

that's so funny bc I always wanna see you in mine <3

Don't show me anything in the phone anymore. Theres nothing i need to know thats in the phone. Show me a birds eye, a childs smile

The Legendary Exploits of Bum Farto

I won't click this and fuck up my algorithm I won't click I won't click I won't click I wo

i think we should let steamrollers be machines, they don't need to have emotions!!!!!!

I'm about to just start saying no

need her bad

lmao I mean secrets are another thing. I want all the tea 😏

a fool's errand, but he's perfect so you won!!

It's not! We're not trained!! Or being paid!!!

Ro no not on the plane!!!!!

hey ma'am uhhhh,,, what's in the pancakes,,,,

I have a friend who loves to ask "do you have the mental space to talk about x" and usually I'll say yes because I do then they will go on a 20 minute rant which is fine but also like damn I have shit I wanna talk about too???

haha yeah relax your grip friend haha I'm not gonna take it lol I just wanna see it :) haha

rest up and if you need to take off please do!! I'm not just saying this to get a break from you!!!!

2x isn't fast enough let me watch vods at 3x you cowards

the wildfires finally got us, gal

used to be you could run a marathon without pronouns being shoved down your throat :\

Mick plsssss