Amanda Mull

Don’t care

College baseball results suggest that’s not true

New York is chockablock with baseball guys

A run is a type of point

Blue Jays gotta go ahead and win this because if I get more time to call runs “points” my boyfriend is going to break up with me

They said they had been a little worried that no one would get it and I was like I can’t think of a better way to provoke every southerner you encounter to out themselves

Went to an early dinner tonight at a very *Brooklyn* place and the first costumes through the door were a couple dressed as Bill Belichick and Jordon. I was like these gotta be college football people and sure enough, Texas and Tennessee

I have a coworker from Edmonton, I’m gonna inquire about this

I’ve never seen Canadians sing their anthem so pointedly and aggressively

Just watched an old guy in a full yeti costume roller skate backwards through traffic down 6th Avenue, greatest city in da world

lol Jesus Christ

Every time I see a social media meme about being an introvert, which is at least once a week, I think about how the modern conception of introversion was popularized by a book by a woman who worked on Wall Street who felt that she was so different and special compared to her coked up male colleagues

RASCAL

JPMorgan Alerted U.S. to Epstein Transfers Involving Wall St. Figures

Newly unsealed documents show that JPMorgan alerted federal regulators to potentially suspicious transactions involving Jeffrey Epstein and top Wall Street figures.

[These documents were unsealed because @nytimes.com and @wsj.com fought together in court.] 🎁🔗 www.nytimes.com/2025/10/30/b...

I need the Ravens to fire Harbaugh and clean house so god willing we can write Todd Monken a comically large check to come back

I salute them for allowing us to look reasonably functional in Week 1 even though we’re not very good

DB’s gotta decide which of two guys to go with and he shoulda gone with the other one

Okay I don’t wanna be mean but this is sorta similar to one of the TDs that Georgia scored on TCU in the national championship

Oh I mean, I don’t think governor involvement is the thing that tips this, especially not in Louisiana. Huey Long used government funds earmarked for student housing to expand seating capacity at Tiger Stadium by also putting a few dorm rooms in it.

A thought-terminating cliche beloved exclusively by people who want to feel smart for not knowing things!

That was just the first one that came to mind. When I was in college, Georgia’s AD got fired because he got pulled over for drunk driving in Atlanta with his mistress next to him and her red panties in his lap. He tried to get out of it by telling the cop he was Georgia’s AD. He’s the AD at SMU now.

I’d be slow to declare anything the battiest situation we’ve seen in college athletics because, I mean, a couple years ago Auburn’s football coach avoided a booster coup predicated on seemingly fabricated infidelity rumors by refusing to come back to the U.S. from Mexico

After the Vanderbilt loss I lingered outside the LSU locker room following the presser. Woodward walked outside and stared like this for a solid three minutes. Didn’t say a word. You knew then.

Sometimes people don’t believe me when I say you can understand a lot about America if you can understand college football, and college football keeps proving me right

Oooh

And like…WHO at LSU fired Scott Woodward? The school doesn’t have a president right now. Did he have a boss? Did the governor fire him??

My official statement on LSU firing Scott Woodward is I love mess

Here’s How the AI Crash Happens The U.S. is becoming an Nvidia-state.

so @matteowong.bsky.social & I wrote on data centers: arguably the most important buildings in the world & are, in a way, holding the economy hostage. Byzantine financial instruments, private equity, depreciating tech, hype, $trillion valuations. it’s all there. an ai crash prob starts here.

"When history is written as it ought to be written, it is the moderation and long patience of the masses at which men will wonder, not their ferocity." - CLR James, "The Black Jacobins"

"...some of the officers are alleged to have accepted bribes in exchange for providing protection to undercover FBI agents posing as members of a Mexican drug cartel. On three occasions between 2023 and 2024, the officers escorted the undercover agents transporting cocaine..."