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Remember when "a binder full of women" ws considered controversial? Simpler times.

Can we change the algorithm to highlight the decent, kind-hearted and law-abiding citizens with morals and values instead of the flaming pieces of poo they shove in our faces every day as the "norm?"

That aside, have a great day!

I'm working on my petty level this year. I won't even mention the consecutive walkovers and still going home without the title. I'm maturing.

I'm too tired to type out praise and accolades, but great win for Carlitos. He finally snagged his first Australian Open. He has a set for everything else. All 4 majors is quite the haul.

CARLITOS!!! VII

Can we just go the Mortal Kombat route now? Finish him@

We can take a deep breath. One more set, Carlitos

lol Be quiet.

I loved Marat, but Craig has never been able to read the room.

It's disturbing my peace.

C'mon Carlitos! It is too cold for me to be stressed.

Alright, Carlitos. I'm sacrificing sleep for this. Let's do this!!

I'm all for napping weather, but these back-to-back snowstorms are getting to be a bit much.

OMG Sinner, how could you allow this?

Goodness, that was exhausting!

The result was ideal, though. Trash removed.
Stubborn stain was hard to remove.

Ok ... still alive. Deep breaths. (us and Carlitos)

Stress snack update: Blueberries nearly gone as we suffer through a fifth set after being up 2 sets.

Dag nabbit, Carlitos!!! No empathy for the sleep deprived at all.

True. You're overdue.

Silence! If that comes to pass, I will personally come find you and pluck you bald.

I hope he knows he doesn't get overtime for extending his shift.

Oh good grief, Carlitos. I'm tired.

Carlitos up 2 sets = the blueberries remain untouched. That was close.

Carlitos with the first set 6-4. No snacks were consumed. I like it.

Alright Carlitos. It's time to remove the trash. Unfortunately, it's been allowed on court for far too long this event.

Some form of sorcery. That's all I'm saying.

Dare I hope? One more, Musetti

Ok Musetti. I'm awake until you lose the plot. Tennis fandom is sacrifice. Just make it worth my while.

Rybakina clearly responds to me talking slick about her. Bless her heart. She did us a solid as requested.

Half way to me not calling Rybakina useless out of frustration. See? I can be nice.