Top Banana/ Miss Haversham

Top Banana/ Miss Haversham

@tobytyke.bsky.social

Thwarted headteacher Thwarted prime minister Thwarted billionaire Thwarted genius Just here to save the world with my mates on here 🌎

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Epstein's Zorro Ranch Searched in Criminal Investigation — TIME Several of the late sex offender's victims have alleged they were sexually abused at the 7,600-acre New Mexico ranch.

They’ve started the search of Epstein’s Zorro ranch.

Should have happened years ago.

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When even GBNews are calling it a “Donald Trump problem”, you know Nigel Farage and Reform UK are in trouble.

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Thankfully, no other president ever needed to.

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‘Nothing Will Remain of Tehran,’ Iranians Say Amid Heavy Bombing

‘Nothing Will Remain of Tehran,’ Iranians Say Amid Heavy Bombing www.nytimes.com/2026/03/10/w...
10 million people are being targeted indiscriminately by the US/Israeli militaries. How many more terrorists will we be creating in this region after this onslaught by destroying Tehran.

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Emissions (grams of CO2 per kilowatt hour) from North Sea gas vs LNG imports. Source: Carbon Brief analysis

Factcheck: North Sea gas is not ‘four times cleaner’ than LNG imports | @daisydunne.carbonbrief.org @drsimevans.carbonbrief.org #CBarchive

Read here: buff.ly/IoMIeUt

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In contrast to the coverup of the EPSTEIN crimes here in America, there are ongoing investigations in the UK, France, Turkey, Poland, Latvia & Lithuania that is sure to expose his central, filthy role in the largest crimes against humanity case in world history. #AccountabilityIsComing

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Analysis: UK emissions fall 2.4% in 2025 as coal hits 400-year low - Carbon Brief The UK’s greenhouse gas emissions fell by 2.4% in 2025 to their lowest level in...

The UK used less coal in 2025 than in 1600 when Shakespeare was writing Hamlet, according to CarbonBrief. Meanwhile Trump is taking the US in the opposite direction.

UK emissions fell by 2.4% in 2025.

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@chadbourn.bsky.social Thought this was amusing. A poll went out to voters as to which party you would be likely to vote against. Reform :) Love it 😂

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#InternationalWomen'sDay2026

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Reform's Nick Candy Wins The TAP-DANCING T*SSER AWARD! YouTube video by aidThompsin CLIPS

Reform's Nick Candy Wins The TAP-DANCING T*SSER AWARD!
youtu.be/C5MPwafW3Lg

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This is what Democracy looks like! #NoKings #NoWars Release ALL of Epstein!

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Chris Murphy: "I think it's likely the United States that carried out this attack on this school. I think it's unforgivable under any circumstances, but the fact this was one of our first targeting decisions speaks to the incompetence of our leadership at the Dept of Defense."

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The Iranians did not kill their own children. I hope they find evidence of American bombs etc. at the schools so Trump can be prosecuted for war crimes murder. TRUMP MUST BE PROSECUTED FOR WAR CRIMES AND MURDER OF CHILDREN!!!!

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Starmer’s position is entirely consistent with what he wrote about Iraq in 2003, a fact of enormous inconvenience to just about everybody currently criticising it. Happily for them, just like the entire bloody Chilcot Inquiry it is apparently very easy to ignore.

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The King is supposed to be visiting the USA *next month*. This is the definition of a diplomatic nightmare. In all seriousness, I would urge him to pull a sickie.

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Iran’s people were facing a horrible shortage of water before the war began. If we are destroying desalination plants and setting fire to Teheran we are committing unfathomable crimes.

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Is this a parody account?

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Dirty secret corporate media won’t discuss: US is reason Iran’s democracy ended and Ayatollah came to power The US did this!

open.substack.com/pub/deanobei...

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He wants to give “cover,” to a pedophile.

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Had to doublecheck the date on this

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