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Emily Heller

@mremilyheller.bsky.social

I used to do comedy but now I have a dog (I'm a TV writer [The Great North, Barry, Search Party, Medical Police, etc])

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They murdered someone across the street from where I bring friends from out of town to eat bahn mi

24.01.2026 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 512    πŸ” 114    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional!

ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.

21.01.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 27106    πŸ” 16070    πŸ’¬ 1141    πŸ“Œ 1638
Blue eyed actor Robert Morse

Blue eyed actor Robert Morse

Blue-eyed actor Aaron Staton

Blue-eyed actor Aaron Staton

Blue-eyed actor Jessica Pare

Blue-eyed actor Jessica Pare

Blue-eyed actor Jared Harris

Blue-eyed actor Jared Harris

I'm losing it

21.01.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cast of Mad Men

Cast of Mad Men

Seriously how do they all have blue eyes

21.01.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Rewatching Mad Men! Time to rank my top five favorite characters who DON'T have blue eyes! They are:
1. Sally
2. Ginsberg
3. Salvatore
4. Dawn
5. uhhhhh....

21.01.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Cutting to Bill Maher on an Epstein List joke... very good

12.01.2026 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Text from a friend of mine:

β€œ[Other friend] was walking her dogs a block from her house in Silverlake and ice rolled up and took two gardeners
They are going up in the hills and nabbing people. Warn your neighbors!”

Text from a friend of mine: β€œ[Other friend] was walking her dogs a block from her house in Silverlake and ice rolled up and took two gardeners They are going up in the hills and nabbing people. Warn your neighbors!”

β€œTwo unmarked cars and another car with a fake business logo on it. She screamed shame on you and one of the masked demons said, β€˜thank you’”

β€œTwo unmarked cars and another car with a fake business logo on it. She screamed shame on you and one of the masked demons said, β€˜thank you’”

LOS ANGELES: ICE is prowling Silverlake & the hills

09.01.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2424    πŸ” 1040    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 22

I've been a-blockin' and a-mutin' all afternoon but I want everyone to know that I never block for this reply, though the universe gives me multiple opportunities every day. Many would block, but I have the patience of a saint. Go in peace, little one.

07.01.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5445    πŸ” 155    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 10
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What Is...? A Jeopardy! Podcast 12: Baby Geniuses Reunion! | What Is...? A Jeopardy! Podcast Get more from What Is...? A Jeopardy! Podcast on Patreon

What Is...? A Bonus Episode 12: A Baby Geniuses Reunion! John takes a backseat as @mremilyheller.bsky.social reunites with her pal @lisahanawalt.bsky.social for a brand new episode of Baby Geniuses! WOWOW

www.patreon.com/posts/147504...

05.01.2026 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ooooh!

01.01.2026 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The is article is very good.

Also, if your, more famous than you, comedy friends are doing shit like Killy Tony and Skankfest, even though they are your buddy who still does your bar show, they’re friends with/take money from facists and instead of kissing their ass you should say, β€œThat’s gross.”

08.12.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

@roxana-hadadi.bsky.social if you are enjoying getting back into Jeopardy, you may also enjoy @jeopardypodcast.bsky.social

28.11.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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18.11.2025 07:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3074    πŸ” 2542    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 135
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Picture it

05.11.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only explanation I can imagine for the entirety of Cuomo’s campaign is that he has some kind of humiliation fetish. If true, I want to congratulate him on what I assume will be an epic nut tonight

05.11.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 310    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

where are you seeing clips i want to see the clips

17.10.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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What Is...? A Bonus Episode 9: Paolo Pasco's Puzzle Corner | What Is...? A Jeopardy! Podcast Get more from What Is...? A Jeopardy! Podcast on Patreon

What Is...? A Bonus Episode 9: Paolo Pasco's Puzzle Corner w/ @gppasco.bsky.social. We are joined by the 7-game champ and puzzle designer to discuss his J! run, his Canadian girlfriend (who is real), and his ToC prep. Plus! He runs us through some original puzzles!

www.patreon.com/posts/141376...

16.10.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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From the AskReddit community on Reddit Explore this post and more from the AskReddit community

Heartbreaking reading, but this Reddit thread gives a sense of the relentlessness of the horror inflicted by ICE, and the damage being done to so many innocent people that doesn't make the news.

11.10.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 545    πŸ” 226    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 14

c if u can spot me

18.09.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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🚨 JOIN US TODAY AT 12:00 PM to protest ABC and demand they bring back #jimmykimmellive. 🚨

18.09.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 517    πŸ” 192    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 17

I accidentally turned my tv off from pausing too hard

11.09.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

5 days until @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social starts streaming new episodes! If you're a cord-cutter looking to start watching again, might I recommend checking out our podcast? We chose our best-ofs for season 41, including anecdote & response of the year! And a Jeopardy-specific awards monologue!

03.09.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't think a comprehensive one, but they're planning on releasing 5 old seasons (including Ken's run, Holzhauer, and a couple others)

24.08.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The 2025 WIAJP Player of the Year: Drew Goins Podcast Episode Β· What Is...? A Jeopardy! Podcast Β· 08/13/2025 Β· 1h 11m

The 2025 WIAJP Player of the year is Drew Goins! We begin the prestigious Jeoppy Awards season by bringing Drew on the show to discuss his charmed J! run, his burgeoning friendship with Lisa Ann Walter, being a J! gay icon, and his prep process. It's so fun!

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

14.08.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Going to start banging this drum regularly for the next month: the upcoming season of Jeopardy! will be STREAMING NEXT DAY on Peacock and Hulu. For the first time ever!! Cord cutters: time to get back into it!!!

12.08.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Words I never thought I’d type about the finale of And Just Like That: why was there so much shit but no piss in the toilet

15.08.2025 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I think what ends up happening to John on this ep is worse for him than the IWasPoisoned stuff from the last Blocked Party

04.08.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0