Jeff Rodenkirch

Jeff Rodenkirch

@jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social

My favorite quote: "Everyone thinks they have the best dog. And none of them are wrong." — W.R. Purche

424 Followers 715 Following 1,285 Posts Joined Nov 2024
21 hours ago

Everybody is about getting stabbed in the back; the worse part is public nude bathing.

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2 days ago

But you still have to drink the kool-aid...

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2 days ago

I'm from Arizona and I've never seen a saguaro cactus that large grown in a pot. Please tell us your secret, they're becoming endangered.

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3 days ago

No one in Arizona does. Not even the cyclists.

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5 days ago

I *love* this one! The cannibalistic old ladies are the best!

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6 days ago

Beware: evil resides in row 666.

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6 days ago

"I object to all this sex on the telly. I keep falling off!"

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6 days ago

The country of England was invented for a 'Monty Python's Flying Circus' sketch.

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6 days ago

Epic troll!

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6 days ago

Gesundheit!

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6 days ago

'One', or 'Number One'?

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6 days ago

Don't I know it. I've got two curled up against me right now.

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6 days ago

I thought it wasn't a war as only Congress can authorize that.

Oh, yeah...

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6 days ago

He'll send them to Epstein's island...

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6 days ago

There's nothing as comfortable as a dog sleeping on their back.

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6 days ago

But think of what it would do for cocaine's image.

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6 days ago

I'm know I'm anthropomorphizing, but that's a HAPPY dog!

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6 days ago

That's *sure* to bring in the advertisers!

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1 week ago

It's hard to get intent with no italics or bold available. And I heartily agree; words are important.

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1 week ago

Sorry, not enough sarcasm in the ellipsis.

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1 week ago

Junior would throw a party.

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1 week ago

Genius!

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1 week ago

Is the driver wearing leather pants?

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1 week ago

Do they use bird porn?

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1 week ago

I went to Tucson high. When the marching band took the field in 1979 at a competition our color guard spelled out 'TUSCON'

I think either way must be acceptable...

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1 week ago

Women. What have they done for anybody? Just given birth to all of us.

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1 week ago

Two wrongs don't make a right.

But three rights make a left.

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1 week ago

Feel better!

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1 week ago

Is that highway diesel or city diesel?

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1 week ago

I always thought it odd that the Monty Python troupe would choose a John Philip Sousa march as their theme song. I chose to conduct 'Liberty Bell March' at my high school graduation.

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