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Half man Half biscuit

@jahwibble.bsky.social

Used to write stuff for a living but currently footloose and fancy free and seeking a pay cheque

213 Followers  |  185 Following  |  5,888 Posts  |  Joined: 09.08.2023  |  2.1715

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a robot says i 've seen it in a room ALT: a robot says i 've seen it in a room
07.10.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a red light with the words `` i 'm afraid i can 't do that dave '' coming out of it . ALT: a red light with the words `` i 'm afraid i can 't do that dave '' coming out of it .
07.10.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of people are sitting in a room with a stuffed animal in front of them . ALT: a group of people are sitting in a room with a stuffed animal in front of them .
07.10.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a microphone on his head says " launch all vipers " ALT: a man with a microphone on his head says " launch all vipers "
07.10.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a soccer player wearing a blue shirt with a chelsea logo on it ALT: a soccer player wearing a blue shirt with a chelsea logo on it
07.10.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not expecting much from The Mandalorian and Drogba from Star Wars next year

07.10.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tron Arse more like

07.10.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a barbie doll with a surprised look on her face .. ALT: a close up of a barbie doll with a surprised look on her face ..

Or crabs

07.10.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Basically go and live in a bungalow in Siberia

07.10.2025 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a groundhog wearing a pair of 3d glasses stands on its hind legs ALT: a groundhog wearing a pair of 3d glasses stands on its hind legs
05.10.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What Princess Diana haircut is he modelling today?

05.10.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Big cedric

05.10.2025 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Left when the third went in, as did most of the away end!

05.10.2025 09:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Awful day. Awful performance. Everything awful

05.10.2025 08:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ta!

03.10.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Neu Partridge? Didn't get the memo

03.10.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For eees and whizz?

03.10.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you turned into @wifimarxist.bsky.social wife or summat?

03.10.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I see Hamilton got over losing his dog quick and is racing the Singapore GP

03.10.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Prem has asked me to take a banner saying play attacking football as I'm unhappy with being in fourth spot

03.10.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm just ere for the bants

03.10.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching the footy mate. Nice for you to have a band on you like given Deacon Blue aren't appearing

03.10.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wants to go under the radar from the interior pulis

03.10.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Own asked for bins

03.10.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cat wearing a cowboy hat with the word meowdy written above it ALT: a cat wearing a cowboy hat with the word meowdy written above it

Was it in a hat?

03.10.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard says this is bad in front of a microphone ALT: a man with a beard says this is bad in front of a microphone
03.10.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All the bins in the world mate

03.10.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a south park cartoon of a woman saying oh that 's so nice ALT: a south park cartoon of a woman saying oh that 's so nice
03.10.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Blimey. You earn too much money pal

03.10.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How many Tvs have you got. As many as the bins?

03.10.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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