Jaz

Define your music taste in eight artists:

Meat Loaf
Hieroglyphics
Paul Williams
Mr. Bungle
Sløtface
Judas Priest
Kyuss
Kadesh Flow

@ManningKrull: I remember one time we were in my friend Dave's car and listening to Slayer and my friend Eric said you know what, these guys aren't tough or scary, and I'm gonna tell you why, it's because they're singing a song, and Dave got really mad

🎶Whoa, Black Betty🎶

the dirtive pygmy, so easily forgotten

not sure i’m a fan of players wearing jerseys with their name on the back. everyone can see it but you. i guess if you forget your name you’re just out of luck out there, huh

the overwhelming monetary success of ub sets feels threatening in a way. it's a little spooky to hear that Final Fantasy did so much dramatically better than other sets; if that keeps happening with marvel et al, does hasbro have enough incentive to keep funding the creative work?

Please enjoy 10 seconds of a fat groundhog enjoying an apple at my sister's house 😊

keeps me hopeful

Woody, Dubious Coroner Legendary Creature Human Advisor 3UB mana cost, 3/4 power and toughness Whenever another nontoken creature dies, create a Treasure token. T: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. If you do, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It’s an artifact with “2, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.”) Flavor text: "Don't worry, I've been playing with dead things since I was a toddler."

Wish: granted

A reddit post in r/mildlyinteresting titled: "I add a layer of paint to this quarter whenever I’m in a meeting". The associated picture shows a rounded conical glob of blueish white paint on top of a yellow kraft paper square, with a paint-riter+ pen behind it, on a desk.

A comment by the author of the post named "nominyomom": Some information: - The coin has been in progress since February 2025. - Daily standup is the biggest contributor. - Engineering at Big Tech is 90% figuring out what everyone is doing. - I’ve emptied 2.75 Markal Paint-Ritter+ pens. - I also add colors with Expo and Sharpies but those don’t add much thickness. - The paint blob never fully dries, it takes fingerprints very well and sags due to gravity and surface tension - If it ever gets misshapen, I add a bunch of the paint, it softens up and surface tension pulls it back into symmetry. - The quarter is a State Quarter, but I have forgotten which state. - if the meeting is especially useless, I lift it to my nose and take nice big whiffs.

finally some normal fucking people on reddit

EXTREMELY pleased that you like them!!

Mockup of a Magic the Gathering card featuring Lassie from the TV show Psych. 3WB Human Detective. Partner with Juliet O’Hara, Detective Double strike Whenever a creature blocks or becomes blocked by Carlton Lassiter, Detective, it loses first strike and double strike until end of turn. Flavor text: “A lot of people want to kill me. I take great pride in that.”

Mockup of a Magic the Gathering card featuring Jules from the TV show Psych. 1WU Human Detective. Partner with Carlton Lassiter, Detective Vigilance Whenever a creature you control would deal combat damage, you may prevent that damage. If you do, draw two cards. This ability triggers only once per turn. Flavor Text: “God, I used to be a detective, now I’m a babysitter!”

Mockup of a Magic the Gathering card featuring Chief Vick from the TV show Psych. 1W Human Advisor. Spells your opponents cast during your turn cost 2 more to cast. Activated abilities of creatures your opponents control cost 2 more to activate. Flavor Text: “Your services are best utilized by doing exactly what I say.”

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Mockup of a Magic the Gathering card featuring Shawn Spencer from Psych. 1UR Human Mystic. Partner with Gus. "You may look at the top card of your library at any time, and you may cast noncreature spells from the top of your library. Tap: Mill a card, Investigate." Power and Toughness 2/3. Flavor text: “I’m a psychic, you see. A psychic spy. Maybe the only one. Probably the only one. Definitely the only non-Russian one.”

Mockup of a Magic the Gathering card featuring Gus from the TV show Psych. 1RG Human Citizen, power and toughness 3/3. Partner with Shawn. When Burton Guster, “Gus” enters, create a Food token. Food tokens you control are Clues in addition to their other types and have “2, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.” Flavor text: "Hello."

Mockup of a Magic the Gathering card featuring Henry Spencer from the TV show Psych. 2U Human Advisor. Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It’s an artifact with “2, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.”) Activated abilities of artifact tokens you control cost 1 less to activate. Flavor text: “Shawn, don’t you DARE learn a wrong lesson while I’m trying to teach you a right lesson!”

Mockup of a Magic the Gathering card featuring the Blueberry, a car from the TV show Psych. 2U Artifact Vehicle. The Blueberry can’t be blocked. Whenever The Blueberry deals combat damage to a player, put a stun counter on it and draw two cards. Crew 2. Flavor text: "It's a company car."

hoping this is more endearing than it is deeply concerning. (1/2)

oh fuck yes sliced cheese my favorHEY HEY HEY HEY WHAT THE FUCK

oh god i have a full series rewatch two months in my rear-view mirror and Magic Set Editor installed. you're doing witchcraft to me

okay but if there's a fuckin pill in this i'm gonna go bananas

wheeljamin i don't use the word "monster" lightly but history might remember you as one of its greatest

might not. but might

many people are saying this

Believe trans people when we tell you the 'science' behind the Cass Report is as solid as the 'science' behind paracetamol causing autism.

bet that's just gnawing at you. wait no sorry it's eating you alive. wait

darrin plays fortnite: should we be concerned?
jaz plays fortnite: we are concerned.

the modern digital client Magic the Gathering Arena is free to download and does a good job walking you through the basics of play and the modern formatting of the game. After that I'd suggest finding a local play group (if your card/comic shops don't suck) to try your hand at paper games.

she's got a headache but is still awake tinkering with pro wrestling tabletop ideas. she's your jaz

that's gotta be it, right

yeah i've admittedly had to check myself a little more in that regard. i have a revulsion to vagueness and finality ("we're so fucked" or "oh god this is it") when discussing the ongoing progression of fascism but there's a reasonable fear at the heart of it that needs tending to, not rejection

stan: [ytp voice] but now i realize, real eyes realize real eyes sligh lies siel seye eals eals eals lie. real.
steve: wow, dad. that
stan: [explodes]

keep thinkin about this dude and gigglin every time

YouTube video by SMASHANDBURN YT Sekiro Woo Guy (Sekiro meme) WOOOOOOOOO!!!

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very pleased you get to do it as often as you do