Blind Io

Donald Something Trump

Watch my unusual honey trick

an orange and white cat is cuddled by a brown tabby cat

good afternoon

illustration with soldier labeled foreskin blocking flying weapons labeled autism from hitting sleeping personal labeled me with no interests

sherman, for the love of god!

Traditional mixed media drawing of 5 cute cats. Each one has a fruit shaped hat over their head and is holding a fruit of the same type under its paw. The first cat has a red apple, second cat has a lemon, third has a pear, fourth an orange and the last one has a slice of watermelon.

fruity cat pals 🍎🍋🍐🍊🍉

#art #cuteart #caturday

I don't think they should be allowed to do that

YODA: circumcised are you
ME: That's a private matter, Yoda.
YODA: absent of skin a jedi must be
ME: Not interested. Go away, Yoda.
YODA: take off your shorts you must
YODA: show it to me you will
YODA: going where are you
YODA: your penis I must see
YODA: cut your long pink pipe must be
YODA: mmMm

The greatest thing I own or will ever own is this old retail standee where Dracula casually reveals a coffin full of Doritos and Pepsi.

wizard frog is insane

Outlook stop suggesting kissyface emojis for my work emails challenge, difficulty impossible

Mark Zuckerberg presenting his Pervert Glasses for perverts

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

bluesky is like if someone made a sit-down restaurant but the service was terrible, the food was always cold, the servers were rude and the tables were disgusting and if you complain they insist that you can always take your tood to go

don't you think we're laying it on a bit thick now

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

The University of Glasgow groundspeople are going to be quite annoyed when they come in to work tomorrow...

Clicker training but with Windows 95 tada.wav for positive reinforcement and chord.wav for negative reinforcement.

reverse air bud about a man entering a dog fighting ring

showing trump an episode of mobile suit gundam and convincing him we need to catch up to japan's military

@kenjennings.bsky.social is lapping all our asses in hating

fewer than 1% of the human population will ever get to type a comeback as contextually devastating as this

First time this guy has ever made me laugh

Chrome's adblock dying has really just shown how bad ads have gotten now huh

This appeared and fullscreened my window, hid my cursor, for clicking on a youtube download link lol

old people are just not built to handle this

Sean Penn looks like Wile E. Coyote after a TNT mishap

With Eric Adams dropping out of the mayoral race, let’s take a moment to remember one of his most unintentionally funny videos

Dudes rock