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nixon: agent presley. proceed with caution here. Our contact reports at least four Ringos present in the infestation site. Possibly a Paul.

Elvis: momma you dontgotta worry about it one beatles good as anodder beatle. As good as dangole dead (draws katana) thankyou verymuch

In 1850 seven samurai visited America and discovered the power of a Colt Single Action Army, the efficiency of wild west frontier justice, and the snug fit of a pair of Levi's jeans. Now they return to a Japan in crisis to clean up the streets as the TOKUGAWA DENIM SQUAD

You're gonna put me out of a gig

wow. yoko taro evangelion. gosh. science saru ghost in the shell. theyre making a new silent hill. hideaki anno shin space sheriff gavan. dragonball z remake. oshii doing new patlabor with graphic sex. yakuza 18. gurren lagann yuasa remake. japan is so exciting. studio triger

"the imperium of man is based" "the imperium of man is satire" the imperium of man is just what a 17th century Scotsman thought the church of England was like

i think it'd be easier to discuss chinese capitalism if we didnt turn it into a fight over the party-state, china as culture, etc. sometimes things built in a wildly-unregulated developmentalist social experiment are bad! you don't have to be defending AI or gacha games over it

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SUGGESTION - They're leaving. They're all turning away from you.

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I say this a lot but playing nioh 3 really does make me sad we don't mythologise our own history the way the Japanese and Chinese do. Give me the English civil war with Cromwell doing silly speeches about unifying the nation or whatever. And he's got a sword as big as his head

Adam: so youre some sorta angel fella

Raphael: yea. And I bring news of Satan, the serpent, who will cause the fall of man

Adam: right so. the missus does keep tellin me im due for a tumble way I carry on round the garden

Charles I: how about the lamb and flag? Are they open at this time

Laud: parliament has said they won't pay for another lads night out sire

Charles: but God-

Laud: they've also requested you stop saying "god invented lager" as if that means anything

nothing much to say. japan has permanently broken politics and this is just another indication of that. takaichi is not going to be able to fix anything wrong with japan and ditching article nine will just be symbolic. just mildly depressing to see. the LDP deserve permanent extinction

because of these two idiosyncrasies of mine the worst thing in the world is going to york and finding the twee yorkshire patriotic crap shops outnumbered massively by the wizard shite vendors these days

i am of course a hypocrite because whenever i see some twee harry potter british shit in a tourist shop i get angry like the incredible hulk but if im in leeds and theres a mug that says PROPER YORKSHIRE LADS SAY 'EYUP' AND 'BY GUM' ill buy six of them

british culture's last existing moment until danny boyle made 28 years later was unfortunately the twee britannia boom of the 2010s, and adults who could not let go of the fucking wizard books were just as much a part of that as sherlock or paddington or matt smith doctor who

i went to london and i saw like sixty "ye olde wizarding shoppes" with the harry potter font. at kings cross there was a huge crowd of tourists taking pictures at "platform 9 3/4". at westminster abbey, a british lady there was saying to her family "wow its just like hogwarts"

in any other video game series recycling bosses so liberally might feel a bit crass but since 99% of the bosses in nioh are the best bosses ever I really don't mind. I was so happy to see this guy again

Its good

so this is what happens when I try to write gothic type stuff

guy from yorkshire who picks up wuthering heights who cant understand any of the characters except for joseph

Daily #1943 - Red dot

"like a dragon pirate Yakuza in Hawaii" is probably the worst title for anything you could think of

(james bond stood behind you in greggs) the cornish pashty. a reashonable choisch. id have shaid a good spischy vegetable curry bake was more your shtyle. (james bond grabbing your shoulder amorously) hot and crumbly

first knight in full plate to take a handgonne round to the chest must have been surprised as fuck

im the guy who makes all the overwatch ladies look the same. Its because I am haunted by my lost love who died in a snowplough accident. Please do not send me any more blender videos thankyou

Hype moments and aura from my novel BLACK BLOOD OF THE DRAGON

After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all

Daily #1940 - simple & quick

Daily #1939 - Random

Wuthering Heights is a novel about how living in Yorkshire will kill you