RyanSomething 🔜 BOOYAH BAY 2/21

a photo of three retro weapon posters by sketchwave displayed on a wall: splatana stamper, splattershot, and inkbrush

i’m no graphic designer but i can’t lie i love these weapon prints ive made

which weapon should i do next 🖌️

#splatoon #art #merch

Big swig big swig big swig

I didn't know this was a sound my larynx was capable of producing

Here’s a reminder that registration will be closing at the end of the week! This is your last chance to sign up as a competitor for Booyah Bay Cable Car Coast!!!

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#Splatoon3 #compsplatoon

Cloud the cat wants YOU 🫵 to sign up for BOOYAH BAY: CABLE CAR COAST!
If you do NOT sign up for the LAN he WILL find you.
#compsplatoon

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finley :3 🐟🍳

🚍 🚏 start.gg/booyahbay

"The team over at the Booyah Bay Transit Authority would love to see this intense competition! Remember, if you see jelly, say jelly.

This is a Guildhouse Main Stage-bound cable car line."

anyway, wow... just 2 weeks away! whaaaaa??

5 individuals standing toe to toe, backs to the camera, showing off Booyah Bay merchandise.

Two weeks.
#compsplatoon

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Chomp Champs takes 🥉 in @socalliesplat.bsky.social #9!!!

@bonniespl.bsky.social- frame-perfect roll
OrganicInk- calm Glooga
@syrupiru.bsky.social- Thank you for Snipewriter-5H User
@calternasplat.bsky.social (Pickpickles)- Slides into wins & Goo Tuber counterpick😱

WE ARE SOCALLIE FUCKERS

@sunsetsurge.ink @socalliesplat.bsky.social
Sooooo are y’all gonna tell everyone that you’re dating or…

Genuinely the map "reworks" from Sizzle 2024 feel like they did nothing in the end because all the previous awful design decisions of those maps still exist. Umami is still lockout hell the map, Barnacle added ONE flank that's just a glorified one way drop and Mincemeat is still backline hell.

Acht
#splatoon3 #splatoonart

blaster wall paint is a bit weird and the devs fix it in a week

charger broken floor paint fundamentally breaks the weapon class and it takes three years and counting to fix

society

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Google without AI buttons

I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more

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We immediately got the new map after this dude
Why are both versions of the map in game

If you are a LAN owner or someone who sells merch please do not order or work with this company. They are officially on mine and Booyah Bay’s blacklist of companies to work with due to a recent situation we had with their apparel.

Where did he go

#splatoonclips #splatoon3

Commission

casuals be like "WAAAHHHH!! sweaty comp players are ruining the game!!!" and then they do this in x rank

i just can't get over how much bad shit we're learning has been connected to epstein and his circle this whole time. the culture war, the demonization of trans women, /pol/, even the rise of microtransactions in games?? all of it connects to mr. pedophile island??? lazy fucking villain writing

Flow Aura State requires you to reach 100 points to activate. In this, I will be referring to these points as flow points for ease of reading. Here is a list of things that can give you points. - Painting 10p grants you 0.8 flow points (0.6 flow points in Ranked modes) - Kills grant 23 flow points, up until 75 points in which it will grant 15. - Getting another kill within 5 seconds of your last kill increases this to 43 (this changes to 35 when at 75 flow points or higher.). This can repeat (eg. getting 3 kills in a row will apply this on your 2nd and 3rd kill). - Killing someone with Flow Aura grants an extra 10 flow points. - Getting the first kill of the lobby grants an extra 10 flow points. - You or your team causing a Wipeout grants 10 flow points (stacks with kill). - Getting an assist grants 4 flow points. - If the assist is through a damaging method specifically, this increases to 14 flow points instead. - Dying causes you to lose 5 flow points. - If your death is by a stage hazard, this increases to 10 flow points lost.

While you can reach 100 points without getting kills, Flow Aura State will not activate until you get a kill. Your flow points decrease by 0.2 every second. If you have gone 5 seconds without gaining any flow points, this increases to 3.3 flow points lost per second. Once you have Flow Aura State, it lasts for 30 seconds. Any further kill or assist adds 10 seconds to this timer, but it caps out at 30 seconds total. Flow Aura State grants 30 AP (aka 3 mains) of Intensify Action, Run Speed Up, Swim Speed Up, and Ink Resistance Up. This cannot go beyond the usual cap of 57 AP.

Notably, some parameters differ in Tricolor Turf War. Below, I've bolded any values that have changed compared to normal. (I am not sure how to denote this in alt text, my apologies.) Attackers require 90 flow points to activate Flow Aura State. Kills grant 23 points, up until 65 points in which it will grant 15. Getting another kill within 5 seconds of your last kill increases this to 43 (this changes to 35 when at 65 flow points or higher.) Defenders require 110 flow points to activate Flow Aura State. Kills grant 23 points, up until 85 points in which it will grant 15. Getting another kill within 5 seconds of your last kill increases this to 43 (this changes to 35 when at 85 flow points or higher.)

Another thing to note, there are parameters for many ranked objectives that are set to 0, essentially making them go unused. I will note them below, as they could be considered in a future patch. Painting a Splat Zone. Breaking the enemy Clam Basket Barrier. Depositing Clams into the enemy Basket. Gaining points with the Rainmaker. Breaking a checkpoint in Rainmaker. Gaining points on the Tower. Breaking a checkpoint on the Tower. Trying for the Ultra Signal in Tricolor Turf War. Obtaining the Ultra Signal in Tricolor Turf War.

Flow Aura State write-up (alt text in images) #Splatoon3

this game feels so good to play now but the maps still hinder its full potential. You could remove half of them from rotation and the experience would somehow improve

The jokes Twitter users make about this site are all true LMAOOOOOOOOOO this site is ran by soys 😭 Reddit mods and Bluesky mods are the same thing

knowing that being rude carries the extra delight of making some twerp click a button really doubles the impact of being rude

Simple drawing of all three Splatoon idol groups

Random unnecessary buff comboed with a "nerf" (that did nothing)
new game mechanic thats basically tailor made for it
hit box buffs that also directly benefit it
"rng" that doesn't actually harm it in any way

First gold KING BADGE obtained 1/28/26 (1237 days since launch), HORRORBOROS!!! My favorite of the three

Could've gotten it way sooner but I wanted to get number 1000 with my best friends, shoutout to @capnstabby.bsky.social @k4rto.bsky.social @jirrky.bsky.social

#splatoon3 #salmonrun

this is kinda what every update cycle is like. casual players get mad at the wrong people every single time