Tebbit is Dead! Get off yer bikes!
Bizarre! I read this as playing With 'Jo...
Fertilise "Little" Alex Horne by planting him in cow pats while he's Out Standing in His Field = Fecund Alex Horne!
Was it the Four-legged Sooth?
1981, arriving at my programming courses at 6 a.m. to rub so many Little People (the green text adventure said "dwarves") that I broke the code and spent the rest of my time avoiding furious students, camouflaged as a Cobol compiler...
I'm a Brit/Canuck, living west of Toronto and from just local experiences: Don't enter or change planes in the non-United Fanatical States of DONerica! Any negative quotes, media, etc., on your person will flag you. The best result is being denied entry.
Or, The Farage Mind?
I fled the Rusty Witch for Canada in '85 straight into -42 in a kagool = eyes froze over, all nostril moisture became snotcicles and my lips cracked and bled when I smiled. Still smiling coz it's a Dry Cold.
Or an Angora willy-warmer?
A Man Out Standing in His Field.
But, they're naked, in trees and chucking their turds at each other.
But that would make him Irish!
Or there's Another T'Other Simon...into infinity...
Right on, Sister! And what about Miss Muffet and the glorification of grooming underagers?
Now any snowflake allergic to seafood won't watch it.
But, imagine if they were interchangeable...snorting Cadbury's and a five-some.
Electric cars sound sneaky..like they're creeping up on us to sniff our bums...
Go literal! Stick them on oversized dartboards and let male sheep go at 'em!
Love your fuzzy navel - no Initial Caps nor alcohol intended x
And those whom are trying to curb their addictions to digital masturbation.
And Tony Soprano fed the ducks on his swimming pool! Mind you, drinking too much of the chlorinated water will poison their internal organs and drown the ducklings, which lack protective feather oils and the height to get out of the water. Ah well, another non-point made...
I don't get the joke! That's my exact recipe for this all-day delicacy Ha&Ha (I refuse to LOL).
And how come none of us lifelong Feminists (including ancient me) haven't created a superior word for the 'movement?' My gender advocacy has always been in aggressive contravention of every aspect of the male-designated/defined term "feminine!" In fact, my vomit-reflex is welded to the colour pink.
Sadly, nowadays all I see is gross misogyny and miserable, closet poofters!
Not to mention 35 years of China's "One Child Policy," which saw the murder of so many baby/infant girls. However, this is merely the latest in centuries of gendercide caused by cultures in which dowries and the self-immolation of juvenile widows have destroyed any kind of global, gender parity.
And now we're seeing "World War III" coming soon in global headlines. Come and hide with me in Costa Rica, Athena!
And the deafening clunks of gravity-challenged, European dominos is still not loud enough to drown out the wave of bombs, heading west.
As long as that wasn't a Diary entry...many would pay for watching you try x
Started as a freelancer, 40 years ago, ended as a Ghostwriter - quit that in August - and, sorry to say, that breathless plummet from "Oh Yeah" to "Ah Feck!" never goes away x
I doubt they even care about your existence - they're too busy, verbally wanking in a room full of mirrors x
