Ryan Dooley

Ryan Dooley

@dooleynoted16.bsky.social

Writer, actor, improviser. Baby witch, obsessed with sitcoms, years of therapy ahead of him. He/him/his

58 Followers 48 Following 15 Posts Joined Jul 2023
1 year ago
Kevin McCallister's mother realizes he made his family disappear

We Need To Talk About Kevin (1990)

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1 year ago

Absolutely

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1 year ago

Holy shit yes it should!

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1 year ago

Oh man, these are all great but “I want someone to eat cheese with” is an all timer

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1 year ago

Aright movie geeks. I’m organizing a marathon of movies w/ awesome-ridiculous titles. I’m talking deep cuts. “Who is Harry Kellerman & why is he saying those terrible things about me?”, “Let Me Eat Your Pancreas” & “One of my Wives is Missing” are already in. What would you add?

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1 year ago

In some ways I kinda feel this way about the Obama era; a time when the future only looked bright, and everyone was hopeful and idealistic. And then Trump came along and mired us in his cynicism to the point I don’t know if that Camelot can ever come back.

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1 year ago

Let him chill out and beach read Atlas Shrugged for the fifth time over in Elon-ville. Everyone is where they’re supposed to be.

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1 year ago

Pretty sure I’ve locked myself out of the FaceID on my bank’s app by shaving my beard. Oops.

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1 year ago

Oh man, I can’t imagine teaching right now. I still remember the crushing sensation I felt when a Chicago History Museum had an N64 in its’ “Look at the Cute Retro Shit” aisle, along with the knowledge it will only get worse haha

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1 year ago

How I feel whenever I go on TikTok

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1 year ago

To anyone who encounters a string of likes and re-posts from me, I’m sorry; I haven’t been on here since well before the election and I’m playing catchup

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1 year ago

“Optimist: “This is the best of all possible worlds.”
Pessimist: “Yes, I know.”

— JOHN RAWLS, HANDWRITTEN JOKE ON THE TITLE PAGE OF HIS PERSONAL COPY OF A THEORY OF JUSTICE

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1 year ago

Also, what has the man done to warrant anyone giving a damn about what he has to say? What bills has he written? What campaigns has he run? Outside of cofounding a blogging site, what has he done to distinguish himself from a Reddit shitposter with a decent vocabulary?

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1 year ago

Calvinism?

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1 year ago

Goddamit

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2 years ago

Gonna actually start posting here regularly now that the Hellsite has begun the final plunge. Anyone have any good Theater memes?

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2 years ago

I’m so curious to hear your thoughts!

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