gray phantom 🩶

lmaooooo that's a riot....chuck and i have had an uneasy peace since he made all those changes to the NEPL discord and i left in protest and haven't played in NEPL in three, maybe four seasons. i don't dislike him i just dislike the operation of the league 🤷‍♀️ NPC forevaaaaaaaa

the last time I was there I got super anxious because I was like omg....what happens if there's a fire. and then I couldn't go back because my brain got all fucked up about it

lmfaoooo noooooo chuck would never. he would give me a couple credits upstairs

old piece of shit whistled at me from down the bar. fuck you man

not even once

there is a small child upstairs here at the pinball area and she just looked at me and then at the top of her lungs went "AGHHHHHHHHHGHHHH" and I think I laughed so hard i spit in her face. i can't handle this shit when I've had drinks in me hahahahahaha

woman looking hot in a mirror

yr favorite stupid bitch is at it again

you are not immune to the class representative

they called me while i was presenting my final project for studio engineering in college after i told them not to call during the day and i flew off the handle at the poor guy and they never called me again after that. sometimes i feel bad but then again sometimes i dont

that's from the making of sonne video!! about the album Mutter

need to kiss a girl while listening to rammstein's "herzeleid"

washed my sheets and made my bed. please clap

yeah come on over

this account is protected by the rofl air force and their roflcopters and the rofl battalions lead by colonel edward rofl and the lol legions backed up with the lol squadrons all protecting its leader microsoft sam

if you ever wanted to kiss a girl who just got all sweaty and stinky sim racing real hard and then crashing into a wall now's your chance

neeky has needed to be close to me ever since tuukka left us. he knows his brother is gone. he is here to comfort me just as much as he needs to be near me to feel safe. i am here for you my buddy. we will get through it together

pic related. it's kittysmall

remember livestrong bracelets. well im bringing them back but better this time. im calling it....kittysmall

when thom yorke said "kitty....kitty...." at the start of everything in its right place, i felt that

[thom yorke voice] sometimes you poooooooooost

an ancient ghostly exorcist who shows up just to hold your baby when you say his name three times. call that beetlepapoose

tramp stamp that says "i'd rather be sucking dick with my butt"

when you have to use the crosswalk to get to your yogurt smoothie. call that danimals crossing

your teeth, my neck

i just think i deserve a kiss. thats all. one kiss

this was supposed to say spunchkin but clearly the high noon was already affecting my faculties

i shall givest thou a nickel, if thou wouldst tickle my pickle

dude was taking a nap in the 3rd period. he needed a custom necklace that said "out to lunch"

guy wearing a yankees sweater at a bruins-capitals game. what the fuck are you doing bro. take a long walk off a short pier

im sloshed