gray phantom 🩶

the NEW world trade center with multiple towers formed into a middle finger

nothing beats early 2000s image macros

a woman with an unreal hourglass and a Venus tummy

anyone got the time? an hourglass maybe? 💋

time got the time tick tick ticking in my head time got the time tick tick ticking in my head time got the time tick tick ticking in my head ticking in my head ticking in my head

another incredible video of me in 2009 from the archives. when i die please etch "balls of fury was on comedy central last night" into my tombstone

why are u peekin at my shit every day and not giving me a like on my cute selfies. what is wrong with u

if i accepted your follow request on instagram and i catch you looking at my stories and NOT liking them just know im hella pissed off about it. like what the fuck

haha fuck yes

oh my gosh 🥺

i was spinning diva convention and alexia phillips before you even knew who tiesto was you son of a bitch

"mix this pussy" by dj danny tenaglia, with a cat spinning on an audio technica turntable

easily my favorite mix title/album cover combo in my electro collection. the CD is a banger too

a woman with an unreal hourglass and a Venus tummy

anyone got the time? an hourglass maybe? 💋

deer in my backyard!! :3

tried the marathon playtest and it's just fucking slop. it's so boring, it's so average, it does nothing exciting, nothing new. it's just a vaguely different space themed extraction shooter. it's so fucking ass

there are credible rumors that you smell like beef

woman in a split mirror with a row of CRT monitors on the wall

fucking forget about me, you gotta save yourself
think you figured me out, but i am someone else

i would dip a cock in the sauce. thats my line right there

they call it the cummy when you watch it

no i wasnt in the city i'm not usually there except for work. but the sauce was so mid like what do you mean the sauce is superior. they have one sauce and it's not even that good blackened ranch clears that sauce DAILY

the sauce isnt even that good. gimme the ranch

agnes tachyon making the Tachyon Face, with the subtitle "Agnes Tachyon..."

me when when me when me

just had raisin canes for the first time. that shit is so fucking mid why do ppl hype it up what the fuck

tenders? worse than popeyes. the sauce? worse than blackened ranch. the texas toast? it's fine I guess it was prolly the best part of the meal but like. it's fucking Texas TOAST dude get real

I can't believe they don't know Rachmaninoff but Amadeus was in the chamber.

My God. The thing behind your eyes that desires approval is absolutely disgusting.

i kiss u mwah mwah mwah

the zheanna files are way way better than the epstein files. you actually want to be in these files

writing this down in my little secret notebook

ur hot

heyyoooooo

hi :D hi :D

this is why it's hurfy durfy byob time