gray phantom 🩶

if it had to be one single thing it'd be We Didn't Start This Website from YTMND. yes several things in it are YTMND-specific, but i think it captures the breadth of internet culture pretty succinctly

wdstw.ytmnd.com

i've cummed, uncummed, then cummed again

holy shit

one thing about me is i love petting a little kitty

im not gonna lie you could not have tortured that information out of me for a long time but since you've already broken that glass ceiling im ready to be loud and proud about letting michael reeves hit

krystal how do we somehow find ways to have more in common every damn day. Every Damn Day

[iron sheikh voice] FUCK THE FUCKIN ALLIED FORCES

map covered in annoying fucking rectangles. get the fuck out

seriosuly though what the fuck is this. what is all this shit. can i turn this off i don't care about whatever all this shit is. i can't see the fucking MAP in my MAP GAME

the united states(??) has taken the boot of italy

whatever is happening down there, he's not worried about it

update 3: mussolini renames one of his top infantry divisions "The Poopcock" and sends it to romania for literally no reason

update 2: mussolini got so excited by the idea of taking switzerland that he hadn't realized winston churchill was pulling his pants down in northern africa. the railway in ethopia is lost. mussolini does the only thing he can do to save face: declare war on germany

update: the year is 1942. mussolini has declined to join hitler's axis powers and instead declares war on switzerland after tasting an expired original herb ricola. hitler is fucking pissed and says fuck it and takes over bern before a single italian unit can even cross the alps

i tried hearts of iron 4 again. the year is 1941. germany is getting its freak on. mussolini has done nothing but fiddled with his dick and balls while the war has raged on. his only accomplishment is building a cool railway in ethiopia. it was widely regarded as, quote, "the dumbest shit ever"

does anybody have a dreamwidth. im thinkin about getting into blogging

bonjovi surgery. it's the surgery where you buy a womens hockey team and become a drunk piece of shit that commits credit card fraud, which he did in the critically panned 2006 comedy film National Lampoon's Pucked

bonscott surgery

a perfectly timed photo of a cat yawning but he is actually screaming

he scream

Kurt Cobain 2: Bigger, Longer, Uncut

kurt cobain 2: in theaters now

playstation RB2 drum adapter plugged into a RollLimitless adapter and subsequently plugged into an Xbox Series X for rock band 4

so i finally got a RollLimitless. and if there are any guitar hero/rock band gamers out there who still want to know if its worth it at this point? let me just say....yes it is. yes it absolutely is this thing fucking rocks

like 1.5 hours of actively being like "fuck i have to piss"

i just took a 3 minute 26 second piss ask me anything. yes I timed it. yes that's full stream not including squeezing and wiping. yes I am one of God's own prototypes

i used to think that song was talking about the Bible but no he's just saying bubble with an Italian accent

"zheanna how do u even fuck a pussy proverbially" well well well looks like someone wasn't paying attention in 7th grade health class

could I proverbially fuck her pussy "no" "she's married to another bustarella" not even proverbially "to do so would be a violation of my kingdoms sacred treaty"

when she won't wingman for u 😩

Halloween has the curse of being a Spooky game (the manufacturer, not its vibes) and so it is broken basically 80% of the time. i really dig the hedge locks though.

wick is fun but a bastard game. a total bastard game. i hate the scoring system it uses. it doesn't reward u for doing good right

it is one of my favorite moderns. just a banger, feels amazing to do good on, top tier mucho gusto

high score #1 on jaws pinball the anniversary edition fancy one. 1,403,290,300

don't challenge me on jaws pinball i'm caving heads in over here. don't get caved in

hey so bad things actually don't happen to good people. bad things happen to you because you are a freak bitch

text chain between me and my mom where she justifies him breaking things in my room by saying "it's okay...he's soft"

i really am my mother's daughter. "it's okay...he's soft" is some shit I would say to justify literally anything my cat does she's so right 😭😭