anna melissa ๐Ÿ’โœจ

anna melissa ๐Ÿ’โœจ

@annamelissa.bsky.social

lady in the streets, gangsta in deez skeets. the only ethical consumption under capitalism is me eating you bitches up. โœจ purpose driven creative + writer ๐Ÿ€ woman in sports ๐ŸŽช serial sidequester ๐Ÿถ hooper stan account https://annamelissa.net

11,016 Followers 295 Following 974 Posts Joined Jul 2023
2 hours ago

thinking about my neighborhood fruit man that kisses me on the forehead whenever i see him

someoneโ€™s tio is out here kissing customers on the forehead ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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4 hours ago

right. & this one iโ€™m looking at has 5 bathrooms, massive bedrooms, & sleeping accommodations for about 20 people ahhaahahah

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5 hours ago

what if i just buy a massive yacht & live on it instead of a home? bc you canโ€™t buy a 200k home in LA. but you can get a massive yacht in great condition for that much. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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11 hours ago

gas so expensive that when iโ€™m sitting in traffic i wanna cry bc it feels like iโ€™m lighting money on fire ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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1 day ago
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made dinner for the fam tonight

lemon roasted chicken, roasted asparagus with crispy capers & leeks, & mashed potatoes

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1 day ago

says who?

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2 days ago
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They were triple teaming him in the backcourt man ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

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2 days ago

you ever get extremely sad watching dinosaur documentaries? like imagine how pretty earth was before we had shit like lockheed martin & AI

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2 days ago

do you really live in la if you havenโ€™t had to walk through someone filming a dancing tiktok in the middle of erewhon

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3 days ago

itโ€™s unfortunate that the first few days of daylight savings has me fighting for my life bc i lost an hour. but i have the will to live again ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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3 days ago

vietnamese coffee will have you updating your resume

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4 days ago

happy international womenโ€™s day to everyone except the women that raised my exes. yโ€™all deserve jail time ๐Ÿฉท

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4 days ago

you might be onto something ๐Ÿ˜‚

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4 days ago

i wonder if during eras where thereโ€™s a lot of unrest, if thereโ€™s an increase in number of women that get bangs

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6 days ago

yk what? youโ€™re right ๐Ÿ˜‚

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6 days ago

ngl sometimes i envy married people. not bc i wanna be married but bc thereโ€™s added security in a dual income household ๐Ÿฅฒ

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6 days ago

i spend an incredible amount of time thinking about what life would be like if we all just lived on pangea ๐Ÿ˜‚

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1 week ago

*takes bow* thank you ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿฅฐ

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1 week ago
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please admire my garlic cheesy bread.

this was my first attempt at making bread from scratch. iโ€™m so happy with it lmao.

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1 week ago

god doesnโ€™t take your hair if youโ€™re pure of heart.

& if he does & you are pure of heart, he makes you hot bald.

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1 week ago

no one:
men: โ€œon my substackโ€ฆโ€

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1 week ago

โ€œthe copy is so clear. whereโ€™d you learn how to write?โ€

thanks my parents got a divorce & used me to communicate with each other through passive aggressive bathroom mirror letters my entire childhood. hbu?

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1 week ago

i get offended when a platform asks me if i want to use AI when i'm typing something.

like DO YOU NOT THINK I CAN WRITE A COHERENT SENTENCE????!!!!

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1 week ago

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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1 week ago

how do i get my exes deployed

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1 week ago

my clients rn are the easiest people to work with. wow. & they pay every friday. life is good. lmao.

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1 week ago

knowing how to cook might actually be the only thing iโ€™ve actually mastered lmaooo

not even my job i get paid for ๐Ÿ˜‚

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1 week ago

itโ€™s genuinely such a flex that my mom was such a good cook & taught me all the basics so that now that iโ€™m an adult, whenever iโ€™m craving something, i know how to make it.

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1 week ago

of course i got a mosquito bite on my forehead. that feels on brand for me.

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1 week ago
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if i ever decide to start dating again, iโ€™m gonna put up a chart like this so they know iโ€™m judging them

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