anna melissa 🍒✨

of course i got a mosquito bite on my forehead. that feels on brand for me.

if i ever decide to start dating again, i’m gonna put up a chart like this so they know i’m judging them

this is like a textbook example of managing egos in the workplace lol

for anyone that’s ever worked in corporate, mamdani is the perfect example of why it’s an extremely valuable skillset to be able to manage up. lmao.

Rui Hachimura has been ruled out for tonight at Phoenix.

i’m gonna start selling my used clothes on depop & listing it as game worn

maybe one day i’ll tell y’all the story about how i at 15 years old, was a laker super fan getting groomed by one of the players 😭

you don't want Pablo Torre on yo ass. he is *GOING* to find out what you had for lunch during the 2nd week of March in 3rd grade.

maybe let’s not humanize a pedo

the college i went to is such a special place. i graduated 10 years ago (omg lol) & my former counselor still sends me job listings with, “i thought you would be wonderful for this.”

i’m surprised she still remembers me. 🥲

a cultural anthropologist ✨

Kevin Durant: face of the NBA Internet Era How one superstar's career mirrors the evolution of social media

After months of editing and research (reading old KD tweets), I am so excited to finally share this piece.

I wrote about Kevin Durant and the internet:
open.substack.com/pub/mollyhmo...

king harris and i are the same kind of petty 😂😂

oh yay!!! i’m glad you tried them. they’re soooo good!

if you vote me in for governor of california, i’ll ban all men from becoming instacart shoppers.

if you vote for me for governor of california, i’ll instate a mental health evaluation requirement to purchase podcast mics.

kinda wild that people type in a bunch of prompts & proudly share their AI generated “art” like they made it themselves.

bro, you didn’t make that. plankton’s wife made that.

i don’t trust a single person when it comes to cookies. every single time someone has told me that a cookie was good, it’s been horrible.

y’all don’t know good cookies.

2 friends with adhd trying to find time to catch up is like the adult version of playing tag

thank you!!!!! 🩷💚

hahaha yes! starting out, my mugs always came out as shot glasses

& thank you!

i’ve been focusing hard on getting back to basics with my pottery technique & honestly, these last 2 pieces might be the most technically clean vessels i’ve made. (back row)

hahahahaa what is thissss

traumatized but not enough to be asian & blonde

men will be dming like, 'your the most beautiful women. can i get your number?'

can you get a leapfrog???

this is why i’ll always question when a man tells me his ex gf was crazy.

you really feel like you’ve lost your mind when someone gaslights you. i felt like i lost sense of reality for almost a whole year after.

man i’ve saved so much money not shopping at target. target was taking all my money for no reason 😭

pablo torre’s podcast is my fave. he’s one of the few men allowed to have a microphone.

you killed it. it’s not funny anymore