anna melissa 🍒✨

i just saw someone put gloves on to deliver something for amazon & then get back in his car, open a bag of pretzels, & stick his hand inside the bag with his gloves.

my brother in christ. 😭😂

i would use it if it was a wheel 😂😂😂

treadmills are just human hamster wheels

also why are you a newborn man asking pulling up from the logo with a 32 year old woman lmaooo

a kid just asked me for my snapchat. my brother in christ i’m 32.

it’s okay, me too hahahahahhaha

“wHy iS mY sKin sO dRy?”

bestie, you drink water once every 4-5 business days. 😭

i've been feeling so inspired lately with pottery. i'm getting overwhelmed with all the things i want to attempt to make.

pls look at my perfectly cooked steak tysm

how do i tell my nervous system that i’m not getting hunted for sport

if you think tylenol is bad for children, wait til you find out about school shootings.

rfk jr is a danger to society. spreading misinformation about autism with a platform like his is so incredibly harmful.

please do not listen to that man. please vaccinate your babies, my god.

if you feel like getting some info that’ll make you feel better about yourself , i 9th wheeled it today

it me again

at my core, i’m a lover of catchy white girl pop.

i used self checkout at apple & i felt like i was committing a crime

hehe new phone alert 🚨

they had a tagalog song in the movie HIM 🔥

if you eat real food in a theater & you make it smell, i stg i’m gonna scream

ugh thank you, that was rough

wide awake at 4am vomiting hbu

denim bed is lowkey diabolical 😭😂

made japchae 🥵

HAHA

i'm so washed. like wdym i'm excited about my new waterpik

we’re living in a george orwell book.

I want our young people to know that there is a path forward, that a better world is possible. I don't want them to give up, to become cynical. They deserve to be young and full of optimism. They are owed a world that supports and sustains optimism.

all this talk about groyper culture finally made el*n’s presence make sense

right like wth?? even their website shows zero record.

i do have email confirmations tho. so at least i have that. but damn. 😭