Parker Goodner

No shit, it definitely is

Gleyber Torres has the best name in baseball. Sometimes I just meander around the house saying “Gleyber Torres” to myself. He could shoot the pope and I wouldn’t give a shit.

Due to a recent push for “anti-woke,” there will be no more bicycles. For the 2025 holiday season, retailers are making the switch to “straightcycles,” which you aren’t allowed to “ride.”

My guilty pleasure is laying down in the shower and letting the scalding hot water burn my stomach while I play on my phone for 45 minutes every day

In WW2, the American Army opted for round grenades, because they figured that most young, American men knew how to throw a baseball. The Germans, however, opted for cylindrical grenades with slender handles, because they figured most German men knew how to throw a beer bottle.
#TheMoreYouKnow #WWII

Would you try the Little Caesar’s exclusive Mango Rush Mountain Dew?? Would you Dew it if I double dared you?? #mangooff #mtndew #littlecaesars #mountaindew

Who up milking this day today?

ROGAN’S LOADHOUSE???
#steak #steakhouse #rogansloadhouse #logansroadhouse #jokes #funny #youhearditherefirstfolks

ROGAN’S LOADHOUSE???
#steak #steakhouse #rogansloadhouse #logansroadhouse #jokes #funny #youhearditherefirstfolks

It’s still nice, my legs are just a little sore :)

Walking a couple miles out into the woods: 🤠
Having to turn around and walk a couple miles back uphill: 🙂

Yeah, at least he is honest about it. What a strange feeling— that honesty seems refreshing, even when it’s coming from a position that I find to be deplorable. I’m just so tired of lawmakers outright ignoring the press and the public.

As egg prices climb, many Tennesseans are considering backyard chickens | Chattanooga Times Free Press As the cost of eggs goes up, so does the number of Tennesseans considering raising chickens in their backyards. The rising cost is primarily due to the latest outbreak of bird flu, which has killed 166 million birds and poultry across the country, not to mention nearly a thousand dairy herds.

As the cost of eggs goes up, so does the number of Tennesseans considering raising chickens in their backyards.

1 hour of business lost AND 1 hour of sleep lost? Daylight stealings time!!

Jank boteko. Jank boteko with the baby on it.

looks like its lid up

Finally having a pair of house shoes has made my life noticeably more comfortable

US Attorney General hopes to release Epstein-related flight logs, names on Thursday The U.S. Justice Department hopes to release on Thursday flight logs and "a lot of names" related to Jeffrey Epstein, the late financier accused of sex trafficking who socialized with Wall Street titans, royalty and celebrities, Attorney General Pam Bondi said on Wednesday.

The Justice Department hopes to release on Thursday flight logs and ‘a lot of names’ related to Jeffrey Epstein, the late financier accused of sex trafficking who socialized with Wall Street titans, royalty and celebrities, Attorney General Pam Bondi said reut.rs/4h2ohA6

Quick anyone got $50,000 they wanna send me for no reason at all

Don Bongo

Can’t believe this guy is Deputy Director of the FBI now

an archival black and white photograph of the KKK marching in Washington DC with the capitol behind them

In light of everything happening, I wrote about how the KKK in the 1920s felt unstoppable, about the people that fought against them anyway, and about how fascism always fails. dansinker.com/posts/202…

Trump is looking more and more like a Russian plant every day. Either way, he’s a spineless sack of shit.

Because too many people blindly vote based on their favorite party. Takes ~10 minutes of research before going to the polls to check up on candidates, but that’s too much to ask of the people who don’t give a shit about their neighbors.

Talking with my buddy about Chao from Sonic Adventure. God, I miss those little fuckers.

Your disregard for your health has been noted. That’s why we are bringing back smoking sections to the casino. Prefer even higher stakes? Try our new sushi, straight from the mud flats of the Hoover River.

comedian FUCKS heckler on stage "Thats what happens when you bring politics"

Promise?

“Dictator without elections” is a slap in the face to a guy whose country is fighting off Putin, an obviously literal dictator. What the hell, man.

God help me, I’m about to rewatch Evangelion for the first time in 10 years

A few old Sunday Model Kits I did-