@lukalips.bsky.social
Hemorrhoid survivor. Specializing in mediocrity. I write mediocre software and compose mediocre music. I am a mediocre funny man. I shoot mediocre videos. Also, I hate fascism. Visit my site at www.Lukalips.com I/ME/MINE
Accountants and lawyers walk around in cowboy hats expected to be taken seriously, but when I wear my sailor suit everyone laughs at me. Now I know why Donald Duck is always in a bad mood.
Check out @lukalips.bsky.social 's newest video, and learn about a fascinating new product!
I've been told this one is not funny.
Ffs... Is this thing even on?
The summer smiles,
The summer knows
And unashamed
She picks her nose
History books always omit that before Burr and Hamilton decided on pistols they tried resolving their differences with a tickle fight.
I haven’t seen the new Superman movie, but I feel dogs with super powers are extremely dangerous. Has the comic world addressed this?
Thank you for saying this.
Oh my… I’m feeling very sedatious.
I’ve been told my choice to not have a resource devouring child is selfish.
AI is good at imitating a jellyfish, but how well can it do a human?
Senator Murkowski's head appears to be sinking into her body. Must be trying to fill the space where her soul was.
This observation might be 47 years late, but the original art for the Kate Bush album The Kick Inside is way better than the alternative artwork. Guess they felt they needed a good looking woman on the cover in order to sell it. What a shame.
Large kiosk crashed at JFK. Decided to do a little “good trouble” and change it to the first “no kings” image I could find.
Over 50 years ago some doctor cut off part of my penis without my consent. Amazed they are still doing it to babies to this day.
Guess what, kids. You don’t need a church.
It's so embarrassing to poop your pants in public.
Doing our part in Duval FL
I’ve been told some people think it's kind of a jerk move when I make a dude dig his own grave.
Man-babies: Fight!
In the mighty jungle the lion does NOT sleep tonight because lions DON'T LIVE IN THE JUNGLE. Where are we as a society when we can't trust the accuracy of old pop songs?
I would do anything for a death threat!
Guess no federal job for me because I want it on the record that trump can go fuck himself.
I sometimes wonder if some homeless people simply lost their phone and wallet and didn't have any numbers memorized, so they just didn't know what to do.
I’m pretty stupid, but unfortunately just short of being stupid enough to enjoy what’s going on in this country. My cousins in the other hand…
Beware this wild animal