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@clert.bsky.social

Associate editor at Eurogamer. Writes, sometimes podcasts, talks a lot. I'd rather live in a fantasy land. (He/him)

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08.08.2025 21:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie with the year 2022 on the bottom right corner ALT: a man in a suit and tie with the year 2022 on the bottom right corner

So, um, Mafia crashed 6 times in a row ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

08.08.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man in a tuxedo and bow tie . ALT: a close up of a man in a tuxedo and bow tie .

I'm streaming with the wonderful @midessie.bsky.social again! And this time it's the brand new Mafia: The Old Country on the slate. Can it break the Mafia curse! Let's see. Live any minute now twitch.tv/midessie

08.08.2025 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Rascal News Rascal is a tabletop roleplaying game and culture outlet striving to sustainably publish voicey journalism that is compelling, deeply-reported, and fearlessly honest. Weโ€™re also a little cheeky

As the TTRPG media sphere contracts, we're expanding -- Rascal is hiring a news writer!

We're running a short 2 week pledge drive, offering a 6 month, 25% discount, celebrating our Diana Jones Award... nomination... in order to support this new hire.

08.08.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 448    ๐Ÿ” 250    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
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Terra Nil received a new "Heatwave Update" yesterday, and it's on sale as part of the Wholesome Games Celebration on Steam!

๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ 3 new unique maps
๐Ÿ˜ 13 new animals
๐Ÿ›– 10 new buildings
๐ŸŒต 5 new biomes to transform

08.08.2025 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 249    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Michelle Gomez issues Instagram statement after Harry Potter casting backlash Actress Michelle Gomez has responded to backlash after she was cast in new audiobook series Harry Potter: The Full-Cast Audio Editions.

So one of the crazy things you can do if you're a Beloved British Actor is NOT agree to be in a Harry Potter thing.

The way you do it is:

1) Don't agree to be in a Harry Potter thing
2) See 1)

Hope that guide helps all the Beloved British Actors out there unsure how to do this. ๐Ÿ‘

07.08.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 309    ๐Ÿ” 70    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

Good luck DF! I remember you joining Eurogamer many, many years ago. Genuinely excited to see what you do next!

07.08.2025 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Draw Steel sets new standards for alt text in their books A deep dive into what an Art Description is, how it works, and who itโ€™s for, including an interview with alt text writer, Jen Kretchmer.

Draw Steel's art description guide isn't just a new approach to alt-text. It synthesizes museum-tested accessibility with an eye towards poetry and metaphor.

Lin spoke with @dreamwisp.bsky.social about MCDM's mission-in-progress and creating "more visceral and tactile" descriptions.

05.08.2025 14:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 364    ๐Ÿ” 116    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

Hah! I didn't even notice the gif had spelled the game name wrong. Still looks good enough to me tbh

05.08.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a picture of cockroaches with the words time to play to play grounded below them ALT: a picture of cockroaches with the words time to play to play grounded below them

I've been playing a lot of Grounded 2 so I was very happy to be asked to stream it with @midessie.bsky.social tonight. Any excuse and all that.

Live roundabout now! Come say hello! Twitch.tv/midessie

05.08.2025 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
DVD cover for the film Dark Avenger. It shows a man with his face half-covered in a metallic mask and the tagline "His justice was final"

DVD cover for the film Dark Avenger. It shows a man with his face half-covered in a metallic mask and the tagline "His justice was final"

DVD cover for the 1995 film Black Scorpion starring Joan Severance. She is posing in a costume that is a mixture of superhero and dominatrix. The tagline reads "Justice has a nasty sting".

DVD cover for the 1995 film Black Scorpion starring Joan Severance. She is posing in a costume that is a mixture of superhero and dominatrix. The tagline reads "Justice has a nasty sting".

VHS cover for the film MANTIS, the pilot movie for the TV show of the same name produced by Sam Raimi and written by Sam Hamm, who also wrote the '89 Batman. Carl Lumbly is seen on the cover wearing a metal mask which covers most of his face. The tagline identifies MANTIS as an acronym for Mechanically Augmented Neuro Transmitter Interception System.

VHS cover for the film MANTIS, the pilot movie for the TV show of the same name produced by Sam Raimi and written by Sam Hamm, who also wrote the '89 Batman. Carl Lumbly is seen on the cover wearing a metal mask which covers most of his face. The tagline identifies MANTIS as an acronym for Mechanically Augmented Neuro Transmitter Interception System.

Promo thumbnail for the 1994 TV movie Model By Day. Famke Janssen poses with hands on hips wearing a small purple costume with stockings and suspenders, and a shiny purple helmet with sunglasses.

Promo thumbnail for the 1994 TV movie Model By Day. Famke Janssen poses with hands on hips wearing a small purple costume with stockings and suspenders, and a shiny purple helmet with sunglasses.

Been thinking a lot recently about how the success of the 1989 Batman movie resulted in a wave of knock-off superhero media, with Darkman the most high profile, while the direct-to-video market was flooded with cheap, cheesy, but original hero characters.

31.07.2025 07:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 76    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a young boy sits at a table with his eyes closed and says " works for me " netflix ALT: a young boy sits at a table with his eyes closed and says " works for me " netflix

I never thought I'd be a Love Island person.

I am now a Love Island person.

31.07.2025 08:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wow. I haven't used the Xbox PC app in ages, if ever, and the download speeds are horrendous. I'm getting like 2.7 MB/s on a gigabit line. SNORE

19.07.2025 09:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooh gorgeous

18.07.2025 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Motion to implement a game recycling initiative whereby BioWare recycled the world of Anthem into a single-player game

17.07.2025 11:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Does Link's human face in the Zelda movie make anyone else feel a little... odd? A reflection on the way that the Zelda games encourage a certain kind of imaginative connection.

"Link, in a way, is a cypher..." www.eurogamer.net/does-links-h...

17.07.2025 07:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Researching some Anthem stuff and strayed into an eerily prescient comment made about the game two years before it was released.

"Lmao it's going to be a glorious pile of crap."

15.07.2025 12:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

:D

15.07.2025 09:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stop using WeTransfer - especially for anything work-for-hire or covered by NDA.

15.07.2025 06:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 141    ๐Ÿ” 86    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I reviewed Eriksholm: The Stolen Dream. Love a stealth tactics game, and enjoyed this one a lot, but it doesn't quite do the business.

14.07.2025 13:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Caught on camera: my horrid laptop posture!

This talk was fascinating - thank you. Particularly taken by the idea that games could have emotional difficulty levels in the same way they do mechanical difficulty levels. I think I mentioned this to everyone I bumped into at the event!

14.07.2025 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The story of Phasmophobia: How The Witcher 3 inadvertently saved the ghost-hunting game that sold 25 million copies We travel to Phasmophobia creator Daniel Knight's house to talk near-misses, life-changing success, the film, and the game's biggest days being yet to come.

Here's a bigger piece I've been working on. I went to meet the Phasmophobia creator at his home recently, to talk about the game's extraordinary success, its future, the film adaptation, and how it almost never came to be www.eurogamer.net/the-story-of...

14.07.2025 09:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Bonus points for the posh Leffe glass, too

13.07.2025 13:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The good thing is that you're not drinking, you're tasting. Exploring! Sampling. It's a win-win, guilt free situation

13.07.2025 13:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Phwoar ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

13.07.2025 12:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A doorway with the number 46 on. Then the word "finally!" Added on top. It's a screenshot from Blue Prince and this is the fables 46th door.

A doorway with the number 46 on. Then the word "finally!" Added on top. It's a screenshot from Blue Prince and this is the fables 46th door.

A million Days later... (And now the real mystery begins)

13.07.2025 11:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Enjoyed Superman! Loved a lot of the decisions that made the story more unexpected that I, um, expected. Stylish, funny - some great bants - and very likeable. And not afraid to stand for things.

13.07.2025 06:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's good huh!

12.07.2025 09:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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KPop Demon Hunters has reached me. Cannot look away. Help

12.07.2025 07:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks very nice!

12.07.2025 07:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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