Bertie

Bertie

@clert.bsky.social

Associate editor at Eurogamer. Writes, sometimes podcasts, talks a lot. I'd rather live in a fantasy land. (He/him)

1,994 Followers 591 Following 854 Posts Joined Jul 2023
2 days ago

I really admire the bravery of this. Also, the game looks great

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2 days ago

What better question to ask the director general of PEGI than if they'll let their 15yo play Grand Theft Auto 6

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3 days ago
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Twitch Twitch is the world

About to play a bit of Slay the Spire 2 with MiDessie on Twitch. Then watch a bit of the Future Games Show (I think) www.twitch.tv/midessie

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3 days ago

Also fascinating to see PEGI try and tackle online communities and addictive design elements. Grasping these things is like grasping water: it's really hard to find something tangible to get a hold of. But this is a start, and it's a declaration of intent

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3 days ago

These are some very welcome changes! Especially pleased with the change that will probably result in EA Sports FC (whichever one comes next) getting a PEGI 16 rating rather than... a 3

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4 days ago
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πŸ”΄GOING LIVE IN 10 MINS!πŸ”΄ It's been many years since @johnnyohnny.bsky.social, @chrisbratt.bsky.social and I caused chaos on the battlegrounds but thanks to one small redundancy the cinematic team is BACK for an epic PUBGUNION stream! Watch here: youtube.com/live/W0x0h-A... or on twitch.tv/platform32

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4 days ago

All the Solasta 2 comparisons are to Baldur's Gate 3, which is flattering, and perhaps unfair. There are some important distinctions to make

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4 days ago

It's lovely to see studios praise each other like this. I also didn't realise the Solasta 2 dev and Clair Obscur dev were such good friends

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4 days ago
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a woman sitting in front of a display of toys with a sticker that says ' samurai ' on it ALT: a woman sitting in front of a display of toys with a sticker that says ' samurai ' on it

3.40pm thought: why don't fantasy adventurers ever get bitten by bugs?

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5 days ago
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Brb replacing my headphone's ear pad

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5 days ago

You're going to have to carry them you know!

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5 days ago

Look at that mane! 😍

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5 days ago
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a person wearing a scarf and glasses is looking out a car window . ALT: a person wearing a scarf and glasses is looking out a car window .

The absolute nonchalance of The Regent in Slay the Spire 2

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5 days ago

Amazing! I can't wait to see Johnny and Chris try to play PUBG 🀫

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6 days ago

"Slay the Spire 2 is like when I had my second child. It’s a little different than the first one, but you love it unconditionally."

"I'd let this game babysit my children."

"Slay the spire... my coconut bear, what do i say"

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6 days ago

Steam reviews for Slay the Spire 2 that are better than anything I could write:

"i slaaayyyyy the spire πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…"

"Everything good about the first one, but more and prettier."

"I want to knock on the door of my neighbor at 4AM to tell them I just beat A10 with ironclad."

1/2

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6 days ago

This is really cool!

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6 days ago
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6 days ago
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a woman is wearing a sequined jacket and earrings and says `` im smart ! huh ? '' . ALT: a woman is wearing a sequined jacket and earrings and says `` im smart ! huh ? '' .

Proud moment in an interview recently (embargo this week) when the presenting party said: "And we know you're quite knowledgeable on Dungeons & Dragons so if you really want to go super-thorough, super-deep on mechanics, please by all means go ahead."

My inner nerd never felt so validated

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6 days ago
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Banana Life Sim on Steam Banana Life Sim is a game in which you can become a banana.

"..."

"Top-line features: You're a banana; You're in the forest; There are other bananas around you; And not only bananas"

"..."

"I've made a Steam page already."

store.steampowered.com/app/4486370/...

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6 days ago
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"Exactly."

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6 days ago

Imagine pitching this to a board.

"You know what we need?"

"A live service win?"
"An Ultimate Team game of our own?"
"Pay to win?"

"No! A game about being a banana."

"..."

"A game in which you can become a banana and do all the things bananas usually do."

"But bananas don't do anything."

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6 days ago
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a cartoon drawing of a bird with a long beak and feathers ALT: a cartoon drawing of a bird with a long beak and feathers

Me: Concentrate, Bertie

My brain:

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1 week ago
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Co-op works brilliantly in Slay the Spire 2 - it's already MVP of the wildly popular sequel I had wondered how new this would feel; I wonder no more. A new era for Slay the Spire has begun.

My restrained and professional opinion of Slay the Spire 2 so far: 😍

www.eurogamer.net/co-op-works-...

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1 week ago

I love this sort of constant fiddling with a game's innards to make it just so. A positive side effect of live service games? Or an excuse to keep changing your mind and alter things?

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1 week ago

Diablo 4's in good shape at the moment, and the skill overhaul is a lovely thing

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1 week ago
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Water firms sent bailiffs to tens of thousands of homes for debts under Β£1,000 Most recorded visits are for smaller debts, data from England and Wales suggests, though method of recovery is a postcode lottery

This is absolutely disgusting. Water companies including Southern Water have been using bailiffs for debt collection - in a cost of living crisis (!) and while they continue to pollute our waterways and despite outages and poor service. Shame on them. www.theguardian.com/business/202...

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1 week ago
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Twitch Twitch is the world

Been face-down in a Diablo 4 piece for later but now I'm turning my attention to the real thriller of the day. No not Marathon but Slay the bloody Spire 2!

Impromptu stream as I feel the game out for the first time with the lovely @midessie.bsky.social www.twitch.tv/midessie

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1 week ago
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spongebob is writing on a piece of paper with a pen . ALT: spongebob is writing on a piece of paper with a pen .

A blank doc with "***head / ***strap / ***body" at the top - another day begins

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1 week ago
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The real Lord of the Flies: what happened when six boys were shipwrecked for 15 months When a group of schoolboys were marooned on an island in 1965, it turned out very differently to William Golding’s bestseller, writes Rutger Bregman

I think a lot about how when "Lord of the Flies" happened IRL, the boys worked together to build a little community until they were rescued. But these were Tongans and not British.

www.theguardian.com/books/2020/m...

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