@denvan.bsky.social
Ottawa guy. Hating the Musky stench on Twitter. Kinda liking Threads (www.threads.net/@denvangram), but I’m app-ing around. Say hi if you know me from @denvan on Twitter… or IRL.
Naturally… wait… you DON’T?!?!?
28.08.2025 19:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
That moment you realize we’re just one small comma away from having centaurs.
28.08.2025 00:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I feel bad for the growers.... but otherwise?
It couldn't happen to a nicer trading partner.
My absolute pleasure! Thanks for coming along for the ride.
05.05.2025 16:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Had such a great time leading two walks for @janeswalkottawa.bsky.social this weekend: 1) a re-walk of my Unbuilt Ottawa walk, and 2) my brand new walk MANIFEST DISCREPANCY - Ottawa's complicated history with Americans. Both were big hits, and the weather?!? Mwah! Chef's kiss!
05.05.2025 13:32 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Amid my LONG hours with Elections Canada this week, I snuck in a CBC Radio interview to promote my Jane’s Walk next weekend - called Manifest Discrepancy - about Ottawa’s complicated history with the United States.
All in a Day with Alan Neal: www.cbc.ca/listen/live-...
CANADAAAAAAA!!!!!
24.03.2025 00:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hoping for some poetic justice for Team Canada. The USA lost to *Panama*, and if they lost to Canada too? Mwah! Chef's kiss! The only thing better would be if they also lost to Greenland and Mexico as well.
23.03.2025 23:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Really enjoying a day of international soccer. First the just-ended Netherlands vs. Spain game (sadly a loss for the Oranje) and now catching the second half of the Canada/USA third place Nations League game. GO CANADA!
23.03.2025 23:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Poilievre’s broken slogan generator to blame as he vows to “Dink the Rink” and “Slime the Grime”
www.thebeaverton.com/2025/03/poil...
Right?!?! What terrible thing have I done in my life to deserve this?!?!
21.03.2025 14:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Uh, thanks for the recommendation LinkedIn...
(jumps off bridge)
Brilliant explainer. Please watch and learn.
03.03.2025 19:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Apparently those who said the problem with annexation was that the price wasn't high enough, were the problem
24.02.2025 14:00 — 👍 33 🔁 9 💬 5 📌 1
Well, to be fair, math is hard…
20.02.2025 00:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Normally, I'm in favour of careful proofreading of photo captions... but in this one case...
20.01.2025 18:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
After Donald Trump pledged to "pursue our Manifest Destiny into the stars... (and) plant the stars and stripes on the Mars".
20.01.2025 17:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
That hat.
20.01.2025 17:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I see Melania dressed in her most festive outfit for the occasion.
20.01.2025 16:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
That feeling you get when the worst humans are having a happy Monday.
20.01.2025 16:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I keep hearing American newscasters going on about the dangerous, record-breaking cold weather in Washington DC for today's presidential inauguration.
IT'S ONLY FREAKING -3 CELSIUS YOU WIMPS!!!
Brilliant.
18.01.2025 17:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Welcome to the Blue Side(tm).
15.01.2025 11:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0To be fair though, the super rich will now be able to buy a LOT more eggs. That’s just math.
14.01.2025 18:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You misspelled "malediction".
13.01.2025 22:03 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"People" is generous...
13.01.2025 21:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Collective. Insanity.
13.01.2025 21:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Finally!! My $300 Million payment has come through from the "SCAM VICTIMS COMPENSATION FUND"!
12.01.2025 19:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0To that point. bsky.app/profile/denv...
08.01.2025 21:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hey Americans.
Stop this crap about Canada as a "51st State". It shows you don't comprehend some basic facts:
1) Canada as a whole is significantly larger than the USA;
2) Fully SEVEN of the top ten largest North American states or provinces are Canadian;
3) We're not bloody interested. Not ever.
