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Lisa Tozzi

@lisatozzi.bsky.social

Everything’s going to be just fine. Now go upstairs, pack your bags. We're going to begin a new life under the sea I sometimes write things https://www.rollingstone.com/author/lisa-tozzi/ lisatozzi @ gmail dot com Signal: @lisatozzi.44

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“News organizations, oh so eager to harness the promise of A.I., keep rolling out shiny features, only to discover in real-time that they are nowhere near ready for prime time.“

12.12.2025 13:30 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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The Post’s A.I. ‘Disaster’ Staffers at The Washington Post revolted en masse after the newspaper debuted an error-prone A.I. podcast feature, according to Slack messages obtained by Status.

Problems “ranging from flat-out factual errors to instances where the bot—created in partnership with the third-party company Eleven Labs—appeared to fabricate quotes and wade into its own unsanctioned editorializing.” www.status.news/p/washington...

12.12.2025 13:28 — 👍 16    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 1
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Porn Is Being Injected Into Government Websites Via Malicious PDFs Dozens of government websites have fallen victim to a PDF-based SEO scam, while others have been hijacked to sell sex toys.

This is bonkers www.404media.co/porn-is-bein...

11.12.2025 16:07 — 👍 5    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 1
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Now the Trump Administration Is Coming After Our Fonts The ultrareadable font Calibri is too weak and woke for Marco Rubio’s serif-supremacist State Department.

Now fonts are “woke” nymag.com/intelligence...

10.12.2025 19:34 — 👍 4    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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At State Dept., a Typeface Falls Victim in the War Against Woke

I’m no big Calibri fan, but the things these focus on are absolutely absurd www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...

10.12.2025 15:31 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1
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Conspiracy theorist election denier given FEMA’s second-most important role Gregg Phillips will lead the Office of Response and Recovery, “the heart of what FEMA does.”

SCOOP — Gregg Phillips, a conspiracy theorist with no emergency management experience who helped produce the election-denying documentary ‘2000 Mules’ with Dinesh D’Souza and has faced numerous legal inquiries, has been named head of FEMA’s Office of Response and Recovery.

My story:

09.12.2025 22:55 — 👍 3554    🔁 1606    💬 227    📌 293

This is how you billionaire

09.12.2025 23:01 — 👍 19    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Can Cruising Survive Influencers? Public sex has never been more out in the open. Whether that’s a good thing is up for debate.

This is fascinating story by @davidmackau.bsky.social www.thecut.com/article/crui...

09.12.2025 22:20 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Did anyone try out this F and M train swap before they did it? The past two days, the F has crawled behind the E train out of Queens, having to wait for it to clear the station at every stop.

09.12.2025 13:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

These are not serious people. Every day they show us a new level of suckitude

09.12.2025 02:51 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I watched the Scorsese documentary and l adore Thelma Schoonmaker and want her to be my friend

09.12.2025 02:43 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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John Noble Wilford, Times Reporter Who Covered the Moon Landing, Dies at 92 He gave readers a comprehensive and lyrical account of the historic mission in 1969. His science coverage as a Pulitzer-winning journalist and an author took him around the world.

John Noble Wilford, a Pulitzer Prize-winning science reporter who covered America’s first moon landing, has died at 92.

09.12.2025 00:20 — 👍 167    🔁 29    💬 14    📌 10

if only we knew someone was reaping all the profit off everything and what their names and addresses were

08.12.2025 17:23 — 👍 303    🔁 9    💬 4    📌 0

Sorry to welcome you to the crappiest club. You are such a star and will undoubtedly continue to do amazing things for whomever is lucky enough to nab you! xx

08.12.2025 17:17 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bugonia is so NOT a comedy.

08.12.2025 13:52 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Drunk raccoon should be a regular character

07.12.2025 05:26 — 👍 18    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Missing data on bus repairs spark troubling questions about MTA fleet: investigation Hundreds of thousands of work orders for NYC buses show no recorded labor hours by MTA maintenance crews — a finding that raises the possibility that buses are being put into service on New York Ci…

"Hundreds of thousands of work orders for NYC buses flagged for inspection or repairs show no recorded labor hours by MTA maintenance crews — a finding that raises the possibility buses are being put into service...without critical repairs or required inspections" www.nydailynews.com/2025/12/06/m...

06.12.2025 19:58 — 👍 16    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1

This is great! Thank you for doing it!

06.12.2025 19:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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"My grandfather’s ship was attacked by the Japanese during World War II. I’m grateful there was no follow-up strike on the defenseless survivors."

Read @membrich.bsky.social's commentary: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

06.12.2025 14:02 — 👍 907    🔁 277    💬 27    📌 14
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Floods and Storms Are Ravaging the Jersey Shore. Why Do We Keep Building It Back? Floods, storms and rising seas at the Jersey Shore prompt continual beach replenishment and rebuilding. Experts say more dramatic change is needed.

The $3 billion dollar question: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

06.12.2025 12:44 — 👍 29    🔁 8    💬 2    📌 2

Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award

Also Boomers:

05.12.2025 17:57 — 👍 8439    🔁 1622    💬 415    📌 70

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05.12.2025 14:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Lou is making it difficult to get going this morning

05.12.2025 14:21 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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04.12.2025 17:46 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Donald Trump’s racist attack on Somali Americans
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie Donald Trump’s racist attack on Somali Americans

i made a video about the president's gutter racism against somali-americans and how a scandal became a smear became a call for de facto ethnic cleansing

04.12.2025 09:59 — 👍 2913    🔁 737    💬 59    📌 28
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A little less regal

04.12.2025 14:45 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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7 Things You Didn't Know About the Tibetan Spaniel Here are 7 things to know about the ancient Tibetan Spaniel, a breed with great historic and spiritual significance to the Tibetan Buddhist community.

I think Lou may be part Tibetan Spaniel? www.akc.org/expert-advic...

04.12.2025 14:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Hayley Williams | Good Hang with Amy Poehler
YouTube video by Good Hang with Amy Poehler Hayley Williams | Good Hang with Amy Poehler

This is delightful and I love that Haley also is a massive Gogglebox fan youtu.be/8OEkf1Z7rV8

03.12.2025 15:34 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I know it’s not the biggest thing going on, but the shame they’ve brought to the double zz’s …

03.12.2025 01:32 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I know times are tough, but I’m gonna say 5+ Giving Tuesday emails from each org I regularly donate to is maybe too many emails?

02.12.2025 23:44 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

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