Lisa Tozzi

Lisa Tozzi

@lisatozzi.bsky.social

Everything’s going to be just fine. Now go upstairs, pack your bags. We're going to begin a new life under the sea I sometimes write things https://www.rollingstone.com/author/lisa-tozzi/ lisatozzi @ gmail dot com Signal: @lisatozzi.44

14,153 Followers 429 Following 3,238 Posts Joined Apr 2023
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Should I learn to knit?

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States Are Using Policies From The 1600s To Punish Women For Miscarriages Even some of the strongest anti-abortion lawmakers don't want to punish people for pregnancy loss. Police and prosecutors are finding ways to do it anyway.

Vital reporting from @alannavagianos.bsky.social, who you can always trust to cover these stories with care

www.huffpost.com/entry/miscar...

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'There's a problem with the sauce': Times Square taqueria's salsa sparks lawsuit A German man says he suffered from unlabeled spicy salsa. It's not his only claim.

“For the sake of journalistic objectivity, I ordered exactly what Manz said he had: one carne asada taco, one pollo asado and one adobada pork.”

gothamist.com/food/theres-...

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Sizing chaos The inter-generational struggle to find clothes that fit more than a tiny portion of women

It’s not your imagination. pudding.cool/2026/02/wome...

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Australia grants asylum to 5 members of the Iranian women's soccer team Australia has granted asylum to five members of the Iranian women's soccer team who were in the country for a tournament when the Iran war began.

Australia has granted asylum to five members of the Iranian women's soccer team who were in the country for a tournament when the Iran war began. n.pr/4lliwkN

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We Have Obtained More Footage Of Kash Patel Falling Down While Playing Hockey | Defector When video of FBI Director Kash Patel falling on his little ass during this year’s annual FBI vs. Secret Service hockey game was exclusively provided to us, we were told by our source that Patel fell ...

Give @defector.com their Pulitzer, dammit

defector.com/we-have-obta...

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THIS

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100 percent

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Absolutely get it.

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This is too many days for me lately. I feel like I’m in a mental brown out

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I am not alone. From @glynnismacnicol.bsky.social

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I saw The Bride! today and I kinda loved it

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👀

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I Visited the ‘Freedom Truck’ to Meet PragerU’s AI Slop Founders The 'Freedom Trucks' will haul AI slop George Washington on a tour across 48 American states.

good morning. I got an early preview of the AI slop founding fathers PragerU is taking on tour across the country

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2 days ago

Except instead of an ultimately good-hearted, if overwhelmed guy in charge, we have ::wave arms::

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I love a Panera lemonade joke. There was a Panera lemonade joke on a new episode of Shrinking and I cackled.

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3 days ago

Fuck, man. I’m so sorry. I was laid off at the end of 2025 and it is really just a mess out here.

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Same. It’s outstanding.

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I really could use some new Documentary Now! episodes

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My dogs while I was reading

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Circus music!

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It’s also cute that the president and his fans have no understanding of what they are doing, cannot be bothered with the details, nor do they care how this fucks up the future.
Perfect baby boomer situation.

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Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

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Seriously, dude. Zero patience for this cha cha

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Opinion | Daryl Hannah: How Can ‘Love Story’ Get Away With This?

Justice for Daryl Hannah www.nytimes.com/2026/03/06/o...

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FFS

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How to Tip Delivery Drivers in New York City: A Practical Guide Is cash still king? Do delivery workers really earn minimum wage? And other questions about properly paying the people bringing you dinner.

This, right here:

www.thecity.nyc/2026/03/06/t...

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Trump fires Noem as DHS secretary, nominates 2020 election skeptic Sen. Mullin to replace her Mullin’s potential ascension will have significant implications for future U.S. elections.

NEW: Trump announced he would replace DHS Secretary Kristi Noem with Oklahoma Sen. Markwayne Mullin on March 31.

The demotion comes after both Democratic and Republican senators showed deep frustration with her department’s leadership during a combative testimony earlier this week.

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US troops who died in Iran war remembered as devoted parents and soldiers Sgt. 1st Class Nicole Amor was just days away from returning home to her husband and two children when a drone strike in Kuwait killed her and five others.

Nicole Amor, 39, was an avid gardener who enjoyed making salsa from the peppers and tomatoes in her garden with her son, a senior in high school. She also enjoyed rollerblading and bicycling with her fourth-grade daughter.

www.militarytimes.com/news/your-mi...

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