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Lisa Tozzi

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Everything’s going to be just fine. Now go upstairs, pack your bags. We're going to begin a new life under the sea I sometimes write things https://www.rollingstone.com/author/lisa-tozzi/ lisatozzi @ gmail dot com Signal: @lisatozzi.44

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He’s Reese’s Biggest Advocate—and Hershey’s Biggest Headache Reese’s peanut-butter cups haven’t been made by a Reese since 1963. That hasn’t stopped Brad Reese from championing the candy, or bashing the owner.

When he’s not spreading his love of Reese’s, he spends weekday afternoons singing Rolling Stones songs on karaoke machines in bars near the pier. www.wsj.com/business/hes...

28.02.2026 12:43 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

youre making a mockery of the fifa peace prize

28.02.2026 12:06 — 👍 1133    🔁 169    💬 9    📌 0
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Giant pint-wielding statue of St Patrick taken down from Temple Bar pub after less than a day Temple Bar St Patrick statue, we hardly knew ye.

"When asked where the installation crew planned to cart the bust off to, he said they might 'take him to the zoo now he’s seen Temple Bar'"

www.thejournal.ie/st-patrick-s...

27.02.2026 12:37 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Fox host warns that if Mamdani doesn't do anything about people throwing snowballs at NYPD it will lead to "Game of Thrones where everyone is just robbing everyone, taking their purse"

Guys. It was a SNOWBALL fight. www.mediamatters.org/fox-friends/...

27.02.2026 12:21 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1

I’m so sorry for your loss, Karen.

27.02.2026 00:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A special Racist Visa

26.02.2026 20:38 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Homeland Security Agents Lied Their Way Into Dorm to Arrest Student, Says Columbia President The agents entered campus housing at around 6:30 a.m., just before Azerbaijani undergraduate Ellie Aghayeva posted online: “Dhs illegally arrested me. Please help."

Protests have erupted at Columbia U. after DHS arrest of student. Update from @gwynnefitz.bsky.social:

26.02.2026 20:04 — 👍 87    🔁 36    💬 1    📌 3
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They Thought It Was Burnout or Aging. It Was ADHD. A wave of midlife diagnoses in women is revealing the disorder’s hormonal link.

"One theory is that the ever-changing, high-stakes environment is appealing to busy minds and the work lends itself to hyperfocus."

ME: "Um...like working in breaking news, maybe?" www.thecut.com/article/surg...

26.02.2026 20:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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They Thought It Was Burnout or Aging. It Was ADHD. A wave of midlife diagnoses in women is revealing the disorder’s hormonal link.

“It’s kind of like, How much of it is our hormones? How much of it is ADHD? How much of it is just baseline womanhood?” www.thecut.com/article/surg...

26.02.2026 19:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
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Pets Are Expensive and Shelters Are Packed. Advocates Say Mamdani Should Help. A new proposal calls on the city to fund spay and neuter surgeries as well as low-cost veterinary clinics and pop-up pet food pantries to help keep animals with their families.

A new proposal calls on the city to fund spay and neuter surgeries as well as low-cost veterinary clinics and pop-up pet food pantries to help keep animals with their families. www.thecity.nyc/2026/02/25/a...

26.02.2026 19:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

One of my favorite things!

26.02.2026 18:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And to be clear, everyone was very aware that this was illegal, but Trump officials and DOGE didi it anyway. Multiple IRS acting commissioners were removed when they raised concerns. Pretty much the entire C-suite resigned. From last year: donmoynihan.substack.com/p/this-tax-d...

26.02.2026 18:43 — 👍 1112    🔁 479    💬 21    📌 10

Aren't they embarrassed that they are acting this way over SNOWBALLS?

26.02.2026 18:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Absolutely ridiculous

26.02.2026 18:21 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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NYPD arrests man in Washington Square Park snowball fight Police say officers were injured after being hit with snow and ice during a social media-promoted gathering.

🙄 gothamist.com/news/nypd-ar...

26.02.2026 14:18 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Are we really going to do another day of cops being called in for a snowball fight and getting hit with snowballs?

26.02.2026 12:11 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Ralph Coleman spent decades rehabilitating himself.

@josephbienkahn.com, the son of Coleman's attorney, described him as "tired, mournful, bitter, wise. But, what I never felt… was that he was a threat.”

Read about the fight for Coleman's freedom: apple.news/A7c7VYYnrTc6...

25.02.2026 15:29 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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One of Trump’s cruelest policies yet has received almost zero attention America’s slaughterhouses could become even more dangerous for workers and animals.

The latest proposal is one in a series of actions that demonstrates its allegiances lie on the side of the large businesses that run much of that food system. www.vox.com/future-perfe...

25.02.2026 16:01 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Aaaand it’s snowing again. I’m gonna need to rebed.

25.02.2026 11:43 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Justice Department withheld and removed some Epstein files related to Trump An NPR investigation finds the public database of Epstein files is missing dozens of pages related to sexual abuse accusations against President Trump.

You don’t have to air clip after clip of Trump loudly lying about how great things are. You could maybe talk about this www.npr.org/2026/02/24/n...

25.02.2026 11:32 — 👍 35    🔁 19    💬 0    📌 0

Fact check: true

25.02.2026 04:48 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Someone called 911 because of a snowball fight. The cops showed up and — surprise! —got hit with snowballs.

24.02.2026 16:26 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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a woman stands in a field with her arms outstretched in front of mountains ALT: a woman stands in a field with her arms outstretched in front of mountains
24.02.2026 15:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I used to be one of the people paid to watch and tell. Upside of being laid off: I am currently not one of those people!

24.02.2026 15:30 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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What is Bonesmashing? Inside the Extreme Looksmaxxer Technique As looksmaxxing enters our lexicon, the practice of bonesmashing—tapping your face with a hammer to shape your bone structure—is trailing close behind.

For current bonesmashers, Dr. Rosenberg offers this advice: “Go read a book. Go for a walk. Go do literally anything that doesn’t involve sourcing your medical decision-making from social media.” www.gq.com/story/what-i...

24.02.2026 13:13 — 👍 9    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 1
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The boys’ club: How Epstein’s influence shaped the exclusion of women in STEM In one email, an AI researcher suggested it’s “hard to be brilliant if you are worrying if you look fat or why another woman hates you.”

“John, the old conferences did not care about diversity. I suggest you not either,” Jeffrey Epstein wrote in response to an email about the programming. “The women are all weak, and a distraction sorry.”
19thnews.org/2026/02/epst...

23.02.2026 20:03 — 👍 14    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 1
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Lou and snow

23.02.2026 12:46 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Craig and I are always asking each about the pretzel monies.

21.02.2026 16:42 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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‘Don’t go to the US – not with Trump in charge’: the UK tourist with a valid visa detained by ICE for six weeks Karen Newton was in America on the trip of a lifetime when she was shackled, transported and held for weeks on end. With tourism to the US under increasing strain, she says, ‘If it can happen to me, i...

A British grandmother with a valid visa detained by ICE for 6 weeks.

"So why did ICE detain her, and keep her locked up for so long? ICE officers are paid a bonus every time they detain someone. 'Individual ICE agents get money per head that they detain – the guards told me that,' Karen says."

21.02.2026 16:40 — 👍 4201    🔁 1900    💬 104    📌 153

And with the current administration just setting fire to all safety rules, shit’s only gonna get worse

21.02.2026 15:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0