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We Have Obtained More Footage Of Kash Patel Falling Down While Playing Hockey | Defector When video of FBI Director Kash Patel falling on his little ass during this year’s annual FBI vs. Secret Service hockey game was exclusively provided to us, we were told by our source that Patel fell ...

Give @defector.com their Pulitzer, dammit

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THIS

100 percent

Absolutely get it.

This is too many days for me lately. I feel like I’m in a mental brown out

I am not alone. From @glynnismacnicol.bsky.social

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I saw The Bride! today and I kinda loved it

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I Visited the ‘Freedom Truck’ to Meet PragerU’s AI Slop Founders The 'Freedom Trucks' will haul AI slop George Washington on a tour across 48 American states.

good morning. I got an early preview of the AI slop founding fathers PragerU is taking on tour across the country

Except instead of an ultimately good-hearted, if overwhelmed guy in charge, we have ::wave arms::

I love a Panera lemonade joke. There was a Panera lemonade joke on a new episode of Shrinking and I cackled.

Fuck, man. I’m so sorry. I was laid off at the end of 2025 and it is really just a mess out here.

Same. It’s outstanding.

I really could use some new Documentary Now! episodes

My dogs while I was reading

Circus music!

It’s also cute that the president and his fans have no understanding of what they are doing, cannot be bothered with the details, nor do they care how this fucks up the future.
Perfect baby boomer situation.

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

Seriously, dude. Zero patience for this cha cha

Opinion | Daryl Hannah: How Can ‘Love Story’ Get Away With This?

Justice for Daryl Hannah www.nytimes.com/2026/03/06/o...

FFS

How to Tip Delivery Drivers in New York City: A Practical Guide Is cash still king? Do delivery workers really earn minimum wage? And other questions about properly paying the people bringing you dinner.

This, right here:

www.thecity.nyc/2026/03/06/t...

Trump fires Noem as DHS secretary, nominates 2020 election skeptic Sen. Mullin to replace her Mullin’s potential ascension will have significant implications for future U.S. elections.

NEW: Trump announced he would replace DHS Secretary Kristi Noem with Oklahoma Sen. Markwayne Mullin on March 31.

The demotion comes after both Democratic and Republican senators showed deep frustration with her department’s leadership during a combative testimony earlier this week.

US troops who died in Iran war remembered as devoted parents and soldiers Sgt. 1st Class Nicole Amor was just days away from returning home to her husband and two children when a drone strike in Kuwait killed her and five others.

Nicole Amor, 39, was an avid gardener who enjoyed making salsa from the peppers and tomatoes in her garden with her son, a senior in high school. She also enjoyed rollerblading and bicycling with her fourth-grade daughter.

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Such a bargain

A man asked me last night what publishing needs to do for literary fiction to begin appealing to men again. I said, as nicely as I could, that, with over 2,000 books published every Tuesday, of which many would appeal to men, it’s not a publishing problem, it’s a men problem.

As live music becomes more inaccessible, most fans stay watching through screens — NPR Now that it is becoming harder and harder to get a ticket to your favorite artist's show, watching indirectly is becoming a popular compromise. What is gained and lost in a tiered concert hierarchy?

Great live music is such a balm, and it is outrageous how expensive tickets are these days. apple.news/AGM9m5EuJQ6m...

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When the media covers war, every other topic fades Trump will do anything to distract from the political damage of the Epstein files

@sulliview.bsky.social "When the media covers war, every other topic fades." bit.ly/3OVOwzE

She's not wrong....

Wondering what would be on the home pages of national media if we had not bombed Iran. Here are today's landing pages...