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Woo congrats!

This is the kind of warning that Resident Evil gives. I'm gonna have three chances to use the elevator before it breaks and I have to take the stairwell full of Mimikyu

Oh, I get it. It's called Castlevania because it's a metroidvania set in a castle!

Been playing a lot of Hades II and I knew I needed to play this song.

Well don't I feel stupid

Well, this explains why I connect with Dropout so much.

Tangent: I have tried to get people into Homestar Runner, but it's basically impossible at this point. You had to be on the internet at a very specific time and age for it to click.

BREAKING: For the first time in recorded history, September 4th was postponed. The world's leading date scientists remain baffled by this phenomena.

A screenshot of Octopath Traveler II. A robed man stands at the bottom of a stone staircase. Text in the corner reads "Confront the wicked god."

This is way too early in a JRPG to be killing god. It's only chapter 1! #OctopathTravelerII

adultbel stuck in traffic

adultbel working late at his job with plummeting customer satisfaction

adultbel watching television with the curtains closed at 3.30 (is that AM or PM?)

adultbel taking the wheelie bin to the only place the bin men will empty it which is farther away from his front door than is reasonable

another for my adultbel series

Cosplay of Ed from Street Fighter 6. A man in a sleeveless hoodie, shorts, and boxing gloves punches towards the camera.

Cosplay of Ed from Street Fighter 6. A man in a sleeveless hoodie, shorts, and boxing gloves hold his hands in front of his chest.

Cosplay of Ed from Street Fighter 6. A man in a sleeveless hoodie, shorts, and boxing gloves poses in an uppercut position.

A render of Ed from Street Fighter 6. A man with blonde hair wearing a sleeveless hoodie, shorts, and boxing gloves stands in a ready position.

It's been a couple years since I've had a new cosplay. Here's Ed (costume 2) from Street Fighter 6! #Cosplay #StreetFighter #StreetFighter6 #StreetFighterCosplay

[quoting a tweet by fractalcounty that reads, “today I learned that there are actual people irl who get genuinely upset if they catch you using chatgpt. like they view it as a serious moral failing in certain circles”]

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

I genuinely did not notice the joke until I read your post

Who is Demi Love-autos?

Very disappointed that the cousin's name is not Officer Willy

A gift code for Fantasy Life i. "Celebrating 1000k copies sold! Input the code to receive the gift: Menu > Gifts > Gift Code Entry. Gift Code: AF579XS2"

The equiment screen in Fantasy Life i. The character is wearing a Raccoon Suit that looks similar to Tom Nook from Animal Crossing.

They put out a new gift code for Fantasy Life i, and it's a Temu Nook outfit

Screenshot of Perfect Dark. A man in a black suit stands in an office next to a glass desk with nothing on it.

My favourite part of Perfect Dark is that your boss's office consists of an empty glass table that he stands in front of. My desk at least has a laptop

That's a lie, I didn't tune out, but like, can we stop with that?

I tuned into Summer Games Fest, heard yet another trailer using a somber cover of "Mad World" by Tears for Fears, and then tuned out

I already had that one 😩

A screenshot of the video game "Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time". Two paladins stand in a castle town. The paladin named Arsenio says to the player character: "When someone thanks you, the best thing to do is to accept it with a smile."

A screenshot of the video game "Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time". Two paladins stand in a castle town. The paladin named Arsenio says to the player character: "If you feel bad about accepting a reward today, then just swing your sword even harder tomorrow. To protect the peace!"

@vgadvisor.bsky.social

Nintendo marketing email reading "Why not play these games you already own?"

I didn't know my mum was writing promotional emails for Nintendo now

A photo of an upscale clothing store named "MaxMara".

In the Persona universe, ED pills go by a different name

Polygon Sold To Valnet And Hit With Mass Layoffs One of the biggest gaming sites around was just blown up

Just woke up to this news, need to be a little more awake to fully process it, but the people I worked with at Polygon are some of the most kind, insightful, and passionate people I’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing. Support them wherever they end up. Also, fuck whoever made this decision.

I'm sorry but 17 is simply too young to become Dancing Queen. The Dancing Kingdom needs experienced leadership during these troubling times.

Real life Timmy and Tommy

The problem with AI chat bots is that sometimes it suggests you celebrate the crucifixion of Jesus by buying card sleeves

A light blue diagram depicting the sea, with the water's surface at the top, and just below it is an outline of the Mary Rose, with the depth (12m, 40ft or 6.7 fathoms). There is a line showing the seabed, which takes a rapid dive into the vertical...

On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked,

"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"

Allow our scaled diagram to explain...

[SHIVERS] the streets are overwhelmed, you moron. they cannot take the stench of five of you. the streets buckle under your degeneracy.

While there is a lot to say about this image, the thing that stands out to me the most - what IMO makes genAI a specifically right wing phenomenon - is the craving for approval. It is not enough to be able to generate robot lingerie warrior lady. They NEED to also be praised for doing it.