The Great Face-Eating Leopard

I find this very handy in identifying faces to eat.

"Fellow Floridian!" Looks like I won't have as much competition from the wolves down there when it comes to face eating.

What is Venezuelan cuisine like? I will let you know.

Dude can't even stop the war between me and my waistline.

Trump voter asks for donations for wife's bond after she's detained by ICE Bradley Bartell's wife is being held after U.S. agents arrested her as they traveled home from their honeymoon.

This dude won't need his face, because it's pretty obvious he won't ever be seeing his wife again, anyway.

www.newsweek.com/trump-voter-...

She'd be better off asking me for help. At least it would be short and sweet.

Those bootstraps aren't going to make that three-hour drive any shorter. Maybe I'll prowl that route and offer to give people a lift.

The only person you're going to be getting a call from is yours truly, Thelma.

You're barely eating? Babe, I'm turning into a lardass with all the faces I'm chowing down on.

Trump supporter wrongly detained by Ice questions his support for president Jensy Machado, a naturalized US citizen from Virginia, believes US immigration agency profiles Hispanic people

Fun fact: Stupid faces taste the same as regular faces.

“I was a Trump supporter,” he said on Wednesday. “I voted for Trump last election, but, because I thought it was going to be like ... against criminals, not every Hispanic, Spanish-lookalike.”

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

"This will push me and other people like me out!"

Newsflash, dude: You were never in. They just needed you to vote the right way. Your usefulness is done.

I, however, have a use for that tasty face of yours...

DOGE job cuts shake Trump-voting West Virginia town Jennifer Piggott proudly hung a red-and-blue Trump campaign flag outside her one-story home during the November election race. Now, after she was abruptly fired from her civil service job, her days of supporting the president are over.

Three-time Trump voters have especially tender faces. It must be the years of stupidity.

www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...

Manassas... makes me wonder how this dude's face would go with molasses?

Camouflaging yourself among faces that aren't getting eaten is a clever move.

Look on the bright side, buddy - nobody's buying a car from a man with no face anyway. Nom nom nom

Not sure this really counts as voting for the Party, but we all know a good ketamine-laced face would be a real rush.

Darn it, I was looking forward to using that gold Century 21 jacket as a napkin.

"Roll" is what I am gonna have to do after eating all these Trump-voters faces.

This may be the tastiest-looking face I have ever seen.

I feel bad for this dude, so I will contribute $0.25 in return for his face, which I will then eat.

I swear these people are so oblivious that I'm not even sure they would notice me eating their faces.

Lost your Federal contract??? What are you, some kind of socialist? Shouldn't you be getting your business from the "free market?"

Look at me, I don't have any government contracts, but I'm cleaning up these days!

To be fair, he's on the side of both billionaires AND leopards.

Narrator: "They were a fucking line item."

Nom nom nom

"I thought you were for us regular people."

I swear I'm doing these idiots a favor by eating their faces.

Babe, you voted three times to get your face eaten. What did you think would happen?

Would I get the Nobel Peace Prize if I ate this dude's face? I think it would be warranted.

Trump supporters who got fired by DOGE: ‘This is just going completely off the rails’ Musk has headed a slash-and-burn effort across the federal government.

If we had better public transit, I would ride the rails to go eat their faces.

www.nj.com/politics/202...

I can understand their buyers' remorse, but I'm eating better than ever.

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I'll get to these faces Sooner or later.