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the fuk

I was gonna say ‘Nah that looks like normal cat behaviour’ and then I realised.

I didn't watch most of Trump's inauguration because I have, y'know, taste, but what I did see had one reaction from me.

Ah yes, Outback Stabhouse

What, even considering X? That’d be the last one I’d expect to join.

I mean, meming your way through being an imposter has worked for me before, so~

Preferably the deceiver though.

Just channel your inner Eri!

what the fuck is that starmie

Man, don’t get our hopes up like that…

Those animatronics are into some freaky shit, don't kinkshame them!

I think they’d be fine with it, they’d be able to see your sandwich after all.

My big fear right now is that Bluesky will end up like this comic from Alex Norris over at Webcomicname.

Undertale AU where everything is the same but Sans slippers are pink and have bunny ears on them

Send ‘tweet’

Therapist: Anime Hitler isn't real, he can't hurt you.
Conquerers of Shamballa:

Does she have an opinion on them?

The thing is, ‘bad publicity is still publicity’ used to work… but nowadays it’s just a fast track to getting cancelled.

Bluesky benefitting from the Muskrat’s mess ups!

If he lost or drew, it would have have been “Good job, you couldn’t beat up a 58 year old who hasn’t fought professionally in nearly 20 years!”

Of course, the fact it was a fixed fight means that Jake Paul can’t beat up a 58 year old, but the point is, he was never going to come out looking good.

Honestly, I don’t get what the point of that fight was. Like…

Let’s assume it wasn’t a fixed fight. What, precisely, did Jake Paul think he was going to get out of this?

If he won, it’d be “Good job, you beat up a 58 year old who hasn’t fought professionally in nearly 20 years!”

Isn't it usually Lucah who makes the 'first date' jokes?

TWEWY, MY LOVE

Trump appoints a science denier as head of a health agency? I’m sure this can’t possibly go wrong!

I think you forgot to mention gnomes.

Mood

swiggity swooty

Don’t you mean Overwatch in general?

But what happens to the weird guy?

Wrong site for that, you want X.

Maybe I should try a joke, people like the funny hahas, right?

What do you call a misbehaving dog?

A ruffian!

Yeah, he’s a lot more believable as an actual person in the movies. JK was rumoured to like Rickman so she probably softened the movie portrayal for Rickman.

Like, thinking about it, how many of Snape’s worst moments made it into the movies? Like the constant abuse of Neville?