Proton Jon / Claire

It literally took two tries. My first try I got to the second last fight.

I've been cataloguing and testing games tonight, but it's slow going, because sometimes I just ADHD and keep playing the game until I beat it, like I just did with Rise of the Robots... for some reason...

Yup, right on the title screen.

Text from the intro of Super Bases Loaded in SNES: Get a Perfect Rating!! It's not enough just to beat the other team. Your play is rated in 13 categories. Every time you make an error, strike out, or make one of several other bonehead plays, points will be deducted from your overall rating.

Can't say I've played many games that are concerned about me making bonehead plays, but Super Bases Loaded for the SNES has got my back.

Working on the beautiful part... and I guess the lady part?

Heh, I feel that. I got so into golf games because I had a copy of Fighting Golf on NES because I only had 5 games.

Working on most of that.

Oh yeah, fantastic music. Absolute dogshit level design.

Dang, you beat it as a kid?

As well you should.

One of those is not like the others...

Endgame is AWFUL! First few worlds are fun though.

@the8bitdrummer.bsky.social Happy Birthday dude!

Which one did you avoid?

Rooftop Run, aka The Most Fair Minigame Ever.

Your Blajah and programmer socks are in the mail as we speak.

Hey now, there's fun to be had in Crash n' the Boys, at least.

The baby portion is such dogshit. Just never fucking ends. Dinosaur one goes on for way too long too, but at least is pretty free with extra lives.

She, uh, has a point...

Still glad we did the Game Clearing of that last year or so, even if some parts were just awful.

You started Guilty Gear because of Bridget/trans stereotype.

I started Guilty Gear because I saw a young girl throwing dolphins at grown men/maybe also a trans stereotype?

We are... probably the same, actually... yeah.

Addams Family Values, for as BS as it can get, kinda still rules.

No, unfortunately, I willingly picked up all of these multiple times.

Oh man, I forgot about Boogerman! I was so excited when I beat that game as a kid.

Ogre Battle for SNES

Final Fight 3 for SNES

Earthworm Jim 2 for SNES

Turtles in Time for SNES

I mean, I rented good stuff too, I just rented more bad than good, it felt like.

Also, oof, returning RE1...

Did you beat it?

Did rent it a couple times as a kid, but I blanked on a 4th game that fit, and I wasn't about to put Ogre Battle in a list with those other three.

And yet I still rented them all the time. I played SO MUCH Bart's Nightmare as a kid, I actually got decent at it.

No dude, that game's so brutal.

Probably not, but the odds are maybe stacked against you at that point.