born to gatekeep, forced to girlboss

this conversation was held by someone else in another life but i stand by what they said kira really is the best

your post. we're still in working hours

i was this close to having a brilliant, articulated thought. this close. you ruined my momentum

waking up at 3am, drink my lemon juice, go jogging for an hour, go shit because of the lemon juice, and work. boom. just put three mornings in my morning. isn't that impressive? there's a reason I'm the director and not you. heh.

is there any difference when you think about it

it's the nazis again isn't it.

i hate moon nazis

where could you even place a giant time travel base

i'm putting you in the employee of the month roster.

i like this spirit of initiative.

//Mac VS President of Earth Olga (He was supposed to die at Tunguska Epilogue) (Or maybe she's not a lesbian but doesn't like bara (understandable)).

maybe that's part of my plan. maybe you've already fallen in my trap

you know what? that's a brilliant idea. a good reminder of how an organization is supposed to work. it will certainly reassure employees and make them more productive

i think we should buy a hundred. just in case

We Never Know

put this on my father's tab (he can't complain he's dead)

Business expense.

i'm holding

it's tough being the boss

you should record this somewhere for various future purposes

if only i heard it more

i will kick you like the football

this flowchart is giving me a headache

DO I LOOK LIKE AN EMPLOYEE

i am the office!!! me!!!

we don't talk about that.

i'm not mad just disappointed

DON'T deviate from the topic at hand!! the details don't matter.

and? is gravity going to complain about it??? no! so find something!! get to work!!

i come back from fucking outer space and this is the best you can do

a proper employee of the month would know how to fly

yeah no its fine keep using it because it generates you clicks and gives you attention though. its fine. keep using the pedophile site to pay your bills. totally fine.

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