Adam Weird

scientist: diogenes we've brought you to the modern day to hear your great insights, what thoughts you'd have for this world.

diogenes: piss on rich people.

scientist: alright. any NEW thoughts?

diogenes, opening up a bag of pizza flavored combos: make these big enough to put your dick in them.

They should invent chapstick that doesn't cause burning sensations

Nothing else keeps me up at night as much as wondering whether mahjong solitaire is a game of skill or not.

We Can't Live Like This Trump's ICE agents are wantonly breaking the law across the country, while he sends the national guard to forcibly occupy blue states. It's up to the good citizens of this country to oppose this uncon...

For my newsletter, I wrote about how wantonly illegal and unconstitutional ICE is, how it must come to a stop now, how it's up to all of us to stop it, and how we will need to develop a way so the federal government can never do this to us again.

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developer: i have made AGI
game director: you fucked up a perfectly good non-player character, is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

It seems clear that they’re not even trained as much as your average cop is

me: Oh my God, I am tired of the robot talk.

brain: You can turn off the phone.

me: Explain.

brain: The screen on your phone projects the images which convey the text that distresses you.

“can people be normal on ao3?” no. that’s quite literally the point. that website was created specifically to give freaks who like freaky shit a place to publish their works. if freaks liking freaky shit makes you uncomfortable, you can choose a different website.

How? I’m legitimately curious. I’ve seen discourse that sort of follows the same “new media bad“ script that’s been around forever, but nothing suggesting the sort of paranoid conspiracy thought that you’re describing.

Anyway, the only acceptable “slur” for AI is calling every chatbot Alexa or Siri, in the manner of a dad purposely mixing up Roblox and Minecraft in order to drive his kid nuts.

It’s amazing how much cursed-as-shit discourse you can miss by being away from Bluesky for like 12 hours

The hilarious thing is that I think most of them know this.

State’s been fucked since Trump I, the DOJ brain drain has been swift and brutal this time around.

Makes my theory that his parents’ marriage pissed off all their relatives to the point of no-contact-even-for-money that much more solid.

I think the thing that might save us is that cops are fundamentally lazy, and ICE is creating a lot more work for them.

Baristas are trained in deescalation, their jobs are considerably more dangerous

Also yes, they can never explain why it’s fine to use tech from companies that are jumping and drooling for contracts from the genocidal regime running America

Need someone to walk me through why and how hating AI is transphobic lol

I guess if you want brands then being transphobic is a great way to start given the American political environment.

A picture of Max Headroom, a CGI character from the late 80s/early 90s. He is Caucasian, with a tall head and something approximating blonde hair that has been slicked back. He’s wearing a black suit, white dress shirt and black tie. The background pattern behind him is black with three sets of thin stripes going in different directions.

AI at its peak

Facebook is modern SHINRA and the answer is AVALANCHE

You almost feel bad for them, watching the party they put all these years in to deteriorate into a fascist clown show

They still have that thing where the kids dress up in white and try and spread the good word of Christ to combat its evil or something?

Trump still wants the New York elites to think he’s cool and they might not if he spends a lot of time disrupting brunch

omg they still have the little spots

I can’t even afford to leave *Arkansas*. Also Medicaid’s still paying for the T I’m hoarding so I’m sticking around until that dries up at least.

we Americans are dumb, sure. but we're not this dumb. im sorry but this is the type of shit amerifats laugh at when it's "baghdad bob" and i guarantee you virtually no one is fooled by it. this is weakness and desperation

sherlock: leave me. i must go into my mind palace

sherlock, in mind palace: [swatting away the word "PENIS"]

sherlock: [swatting away the word "BALLS"]

sherlock: [swatting away the word "GOATSE"]

sherlock: [swatting away the word "PENIS" again]

I watched it at a sleepover as a tween and remember being impressed with the twist but mad that it made what came before less scary.

The Village would be a better movie if it worked backward from the twist.