@ptrnstofhangovers.bsky.social
Ive been raw dogging the gym for three weeks. Am I a psycho?
02.10.2025 01:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*acts like a psycho*
*cuts bangs*
*feels normal again*
*discussing Pedro Pascal’s vanity fair spread*
Coworker 1: what’s his insta again?
Me & coworker 2: *in unison* @pascalispunk
We can’t start world war 3 y’all I just got new boobs MY LIFE IS BARELY STARTINGGGFF
16.06.2025 20:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy Father’s Day to my ZADDY Pedro pascal 😚
16.06.2025 00:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I need that feeling of seeing justice at Coachella in 2012 injected into my veins
01.05.2025 14:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me finding out fuckin PIZZA can have like 10g of protein a slice 🤯
26.04.2025 03:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why do I keep seeing sun burnt ass white people on my fyp. Cant yall wear sunscreen DAMN 🙄🙄
22.04.2025 20:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not me getting compliments on my teeth cuz of Aimee Lou wood lmao never would have EVER expected that 😂 love her
13.04.2025 04:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0CHELSEAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOO
07.04.2025 03:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The way I was medically diagnosed with huge knockers lmao
06.04.2025 19:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Me: *chugs metamucil*
Bo: niice
Me: what?
Bo: it’s nice to see you chug drinks it doesn’t happen often
Me: oh that’s true
Bo: 🎶 it used to be jägerbombs, now it’s Metamucil🎶
Me: 🎶 oh yeAaa 🤟🏽🤟🏽🎶
It’s not just a BOULDER…it’s a 🥺rock🥺
21.03.2025 02:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Incestuous demon twink”
18.03.2025 05:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This the part some of y’all ain’t getting
10.03.2025 16:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I love DJ FIFI LA ROUX that bitch knows the fuckin vibbbbeeeeee
09.03.2025 02:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Damn the wonders a cheeseburger can do for my soul 😂
04.03.2025 20:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One nudge away from booking a tattoo
04.03.2025 20:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0-sigh- I don’t have left over calories for a sweet treat 🥲🥲
28.02.2025 03:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 018 days without BOOZE. I haven’t noticed a difference tbh
26.02.2025 03:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Theo James is so hot 🤤🤤🤤 with them glasses 🫦
23.02.2025 05:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0THE QUESTION IS….. would I enjoy being at a rave 🤔🤔🤔 what would the music at a twin peaks rave even be like?? 🧍🏽♀️🧍🏽♀️🧍🏽♀️
19.02.2025 06:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wow I’m missing out on all the anglerfish lore on TikTok ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
18.02.2025 03:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dam after a year and a half I think my bald spot is finally growing back 🥹🥹🥹 I miss wearing my hair up 😭😭
14.02.2025 22:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Too much nazi happening in these commercials. Fuck Kanye and fuck Elon musk
10.02.2025 02:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I fit into my favorite overalls again 😭😭😭😭
08.02.2025 18:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Straight up slept for 12 hours last night 🤠🤠🤠
08.02.2025 17:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sometimes I wish Rick grimes was real and also my boo thang 😩😩
06.02.2025 05:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I need a piercing that goes through my frontal lobe at this point
06.02.2025 02:44 — 👍 54 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 7Wait a minute
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