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Etsy Witches right now

We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.

If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
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Man Down by Rihanna “In front of a big ol’ crowd.”

that video is crazy omg no way anyone could survive a bullet to the AORTAAAAAA lmfao fuckin loser

the fact that christian’s completely disregard mary like she’s some random girl…so yall hate women?

instagram is trying to silence me!!! (videos of me talking about corrupt local politics refuse to upload and i can’t cancel the upload either)

and what if i wanna get lunch with my 10th grade english teacher? something idk he was mean to yall but thought i was hilarious and articulate so. maybe i need a gen x gay to guide me

can you turn that UP

why us getting up early as shit kinda the move? i need to be quiet and just enjoy the thrill of being done with my errands before noon

not the newsom address having no audio on youtube!!!!

blonde girl exclaiming “what lovely braids!” girl to the left replies “they’re sausages”

me because i’ve started wearing my hair in braids more often

US customs and boarder patrol spotted on inglewood and la cienega 🤮 didn’t have time for a photo sorry lads

maybe it’s growing up latina things but. something about a good protein shake will really set you straight

there are so many rolls royce’s in inglewood and on the freeways. i feel like this has something to do with beyoncé

i’m so painfully californian sometimes. anthony kedis is literally from michigan but he gets it (when he’s not being a creep)

is rfk’s health plan in effect? i can’t pick up my meds and im causing a line at the pharmacy 😭

girl the layout of the store AND the color scheme is based off of black and white horizontal stripes. what in the alice and wonderland (derogatory)

the new sephora layout is proof private equity has gone too far. we need to bring back the artisan class because that was the most disorienting shopping experience of my life 😭

let’s get you COVERED by insurance mama

how lucky are we that we get new gaga during saturn in pisces?

why does america hate sedans so much? i’m so close to going to latin america and driving the car over here i sweater god

i always end up having a chill time when i help native southerners 😭 costal elites could literally NEVER

looks like its lid up

when she said she was forced to submit to her path lmfao i’m losing my mind queens

listening to the chani episode of the astrology podcast and. why chani and i have insane chart similarities? both have chart ruler in the 3H and 9H ruler in the 10H 😭 i need to sit with this

i’m here to tell you: ovulation voice is real and i kinda wanna get me pregnant right now

my favorite thing is befriending a gay, becoming ig mutuals, and seeing how many mutual in laws you have 🩷 i lov knowing degrees of separation

wot do you even do? i’m crying that would be my 13th reason 💔