LAZ the infamous

LAZ the infamous

@laztheinfamous.bsky.social

I've gotten to my old man stage- I have opinions about TTRPGs, Wrestling, and life in general. I come here to shout into the void, and sometimes it shouts back.

226 Followers 694 Following 341 Posts Joined Aug 2023
1 day ago

Thinking of finally getting around to writing my "Buckaroo Banzai" game. Which combination is more euphonious?

Ninja Scientist Rockstars?
Rockstar Scientist Ninjas?
Scientist Ninja Rockstars?

Or a different combination?

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1 day ago

Should have been a Minutemen subfaction with special quest lines, not a big four faction.

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1 day ago

A brief thought on spray primers for minis painting.

White is the best for brighter colors, but is the worst at holding paint.

Black is best for darks and shadows, but needs more coats.

Grey is the best for getting a buzz in enclosed spaces.

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1 week ago

I think that painting warhammer and D&D models worked as an innoculation against Funko Pops.

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1 week ago

I like how cheap it is.

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2 weeks ago

If I strike it rich, one of the things I want to do is start a dice company that makes proxy dice for games that use proprietary dice. Force them to either stop doing that, or drop the price of their special dice. I'm not paying $20 for dice with symbols unique to your game.

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2 weeks ago

I like wargames. However, that is three different hobbies in a trench coat.

There's the game itself of course.
Then there's building the models.
And of course, paining models.

Since getting my 3D printer, I've been missing building models. Which had always been half a pain and half creative.

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3 weeks ago
A weirdly awkward looking poster for a Ronda Rousey versus Gina Carano MMA fight on Netflix

Someone at Netflix is all "what if we only make the worst person fight the worst person?" And that's their fresh idea every couple of months.

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3 weeks ago

SHIT! FUCK! GOD FUCKING DAMN.

This is the exact sentiment that I was looking for the other night! THANK YOU.

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3 weeks ago
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"I use AI cause I can't draw"

Fuck you, lame excuse. I can't draw either, so you know what? Going to learn out of spite.

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3 weeks ago

Only if Kelrec gets better. I kinda need him to be all bossy, by the rules, and military for me to get behind that.

(Realizes what fandom he's talking about). πŸ€” Maybe.

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3 weeks ago

Star Trek should just keep hiring these top shelf actors and just let them do whatever. I want to see Merryl Streep as Badmiral of the week. I would love to see Idris Elba come in as a feringi who cons the hell out of the students. Toni Storm as a hologram that takes over the ship.

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1 month ago

No Kings includes Draft Kings

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1 month ago

People don't listen to the lyrics when they ARE in English.

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1 month ago

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

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1 month ago

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"While I want to make your job easier, I don't know how to do your job."

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1 month ago

Why are we still giving Val Venis attention? We know he's a shitty person, let him fade back to nothing.

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1 month ago

Casino IS superior to Goodfellas.

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1 month ago
Howard Hughes on the cover of Time Magazine from Wikipedia.
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1 month ago

Howard Hughes.

Rich recluse in Vegas who made his money from a brand new technology with military applications that had micromanaging control issues. Only difference is robots instead of planes.

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1 month ago
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two women are hugging each other and one is making a funny face ALT: two women are hugging each other and one is making a funny face

me on my death bed in the 2050s: "All Star" isn't the song from Shrek, it's the song from Mystery Men!!!

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1 month ago

Entered!

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1 month ago
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1 month ago

This is the time of year when I particularly dread wrestling contracts, and vague weekend plans of not on TV wrestlers.

Every January, I contemplate things like "Maybe LSD return" or "I wonder what Nick Aldis is wearing under his suit" or "I wonder if that Feast or Fired was an excuse".

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1 month ago

It took me entirely too long to realize that the potential roll was between 1 and 9, and the roll was a six.

Kept wonder what funky math meant 1-9=6?

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1 month ago

My guess is "The thin blue line". LEO doesn't turn on LEO.

Now, is it because the feds are hiding the preps or the locals not taking action? That's a different story and one worth investigating as well.

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1 month ago

Finally got a nice set of dice poured that i can turn into Kickstarter rewards

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2 months ago

No, if you were wrestling in 2000, you should be gracefully bowing out now. You've ostensibly had a 25 year career, go enjoy retirement while you can.

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2 months ago

Again sorry, I just want to watch wrestling and bang hot people. But I gotta think about local politics cause the world is awful.

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2 months ago

Fuck, sorry about the rant @zoe248.tgirl.gay.

TLDR: Tax the hospitals, colleges, and churches. Combine Pittsburgh City and Allegheny County. Fund social work and services to entice people back to the city.

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