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#1 FIREBALL BLASTER 627 YEARS RUNNING

@evil-warlock.bsky.social

evil #wizardposting

287 Followers  |  241 Following  |  34 Posts  |  Joined: 19.11.2024  |  1.2846

Latest posts by evil-warlock.bsky.social on Bluesky

when ppl say “you can reach me via signal” um ok. ive lit the beacon atop the tower. for u.

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practicing necromancy is so back. and so are you and you and you and you and

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wizard parent to their wizard child: its because you’re always on that damn tome

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it’s always why is your leitmotif in a minor key now and never how was your thanksgiving

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had to take a potion of tranquility this morning when I heard the wizards council has banned casting PENILE COMPRESSION. furious.

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“turning your apprentice into a wretched slime beast is evil.” to you.

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Maidens will see your homunculus and say “he cannot afford an apprentice”

22.11.2024 19:53 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

If you’re a giant screaming blood obelisk maybe you should learn to listen more than you speak. nobody learned anything by listening to themselves

22.11.2024 00:43 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

sister in the arcane arts help my reanimated skeleton army is demanding dental

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it probably feels good af to whisper treacherous advice to the king that only serves to further your own twisted agenda

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Source? The whispering blood obelisk told me

20.11.2024 00:56 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

casting PEAL OF THUNDER every time my apprentice tells me not to turn him into a wretched slime beast 🤣

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Many folk are saying this

19.11.2024 16:50 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Algorithm post for visibility to other practitioners of the arcane arts 🧙‍♂️

📚 FORBIDDEN TOMES
🧝‍♀️ MAIDENS
😈 BARGAINING WITH FIENDS
🧝‍♀️ KIDNAPPING MAIDENS
🕴🏻DEFYING THE COUNCIL
🧟 BREAKING LAWS OF NATURE
🧍MAKING APPRENTICES SOIL THEMSELVES
🧙‍♂️ LOCKING MAIDENS IN TOWERS
🔮 DARK ARTEFACTS
💀 BECOMING A LICH

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using my hypnotic gaze and spell of influence to free hunter biden #wizardposting

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