✨️🖤 Boujie 🖤✨️

More SK bullshit in It:

The Losers wound their way through the bamboo in the Barrens in this order: Bill; Richie; Beverly behind Richie, walking slim and pretty in blue jeans and a white sleeveless blouse, zoris on her feet, then Ben....

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Yeeaaah. No one told me fatigue was a side effect of OZ but I've been chronically fatigued for many many years so I guess my normal is terrible too 😅

Hey DNC, how the fuck does me donating any money to you right now help anyone?

Lmao bsffr

Zee made me watch Boondocks for the first time and they immediately regretted it.

Just walking around the house going

NYUKKAH

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Thank you 😅😅 i am just like, I've gotten so far in, so pridefully, I must finish.

But....we'll see lmao

Meanwhile I've finished like 7 other books between October (when I started It) and now so clearly I'm not the problem 🥲

One page later: "although, her breasts had begun their first achy growth around midwinter."

"She crossed her arms over her breasts in an X."

WE GET IT STEPHEN SHES A WOMAN.

Chest. Why didn't you just say chest. 🫠

I'm halfway through yall I'm finishing this stupid fucking book.

I'm just saying it's weird that SK writers about women so differently than he writes about men.

568 pages down, 585 to go 😵‍💫

I'm still reading It and why is Beverly the only one that gets descriptions of what she's wearing? I'm not MAD about it bc I LOVE writing about my characters' fashion choices BUT how come we never hear about what these other yakubians are wearing? Jfc.

Not me crying in a bubble bath even though I deliberately did not watch the inauguration. I just knew something nefarious and life changing was happening. I love yall.

Chanel Ayan from Dubai! I also like Robyn but I never really watched NYC so I don't know much about Dorinda, and haven't watched NJ in a long time either.

I just went straight to season 3 when I saw a preview with my fave housewife 😆

Jfc.

At least my passport is otw.

And I obviously know the story, I've seen the movies...but like. Bev could have done so much more. I just read a scene and everyone got to participate in the dialogue but then it just says "Beverly wanted to know who had been arrested."

SK seems to use women in this book as like... placeholders?

I've been reading Stephen King's It since October. Yall, I am NOT a slow reader. It's just...not that good lol. But I'm 500 pages in (not even halfway) and I HAVE to finish. 2 things: this man loves using the n word and he hates women.

Bc why is Beverly's only dialogue "oh god!" "No!" Etc. Etc.

A story in 4 pics

My favorite wild animal is ✨️me✨️ when someone pisses me off while driving.

Anyway then someone almost rammed my car otw home because they weren't in the right lane and there honestly wasn't enough room in front of me for them to fit so I honked. They kept going so I had to slam on my brakes.

And then they flipped me off at the next stoplight.

Muttering to herself as she scuttles off to her car. I kindly pointed out that there was a cart corral closer to her as well. She then told me she has a disability and "no time for your shit today" before promptly oozing into her car, slamming the door, and speeding off.

So I say to her, "there's a corral right there, maybe you didn't see" and she started going off on ME.

I pass this lady who also just finished putting her groceries in her car. So she's closer to the corral on the left. She starts heading toward the corral on the right...stops literally 2 spots away from the corral and places her cart in the parking spot.

Today, after putting my groceries in the car, I go to put my cart away. There are 2 corrals like equidistant from me so I go to the one to the left because an employee is currently putting carts on his little machine in the one on the right and I don't wanna mess his flow up.

People do not care about anyone but themselves, which is like, I know something that has always been around but the AMOUNT of self entitled bullshit is truly amplified.

There's....something wrong with people like ever since the first big COVID outbreak. I truly feel like people have sustained brain damage from it because that's the only explanation for some of this behavior.

People on carnivore diets are so weird.

Watched a video of this girl eating something she called "carnivore crack" claiming it "tasted like caramel"

Yall. It was BUTTER that she browned and froze. Butter.

They out here eating straight sticks of butter and saying they're on the healthiest diet.

I get on Pinterest to look up cookie recipes and am immediately distracted by pics of pretty pink things. My Pinterest algorithm is probably the truest to me lol

I most definitely would have been a panther had i been born in that time

My partner called the great British bake off "Naked and Afraid: Cottagecore" and like, they aren't wrong.

I haaaaaaaaaaaate when people tell me I'm being unfair because I'm doing my job. Sorry, the fact you're a 75 year old white woman does not mean shit to me literally shut the fuck up.