Sherm

Eisenhower

You’re right. I’m sending her ass a teams invite rn.

Fascists don’t need us to agree with them. They just need us to believe they can’t be stopped.

Never forget that cynicism can quickly be contorted into complicity.

One of my coworkers not yet at retirement age ends every sentence in email and teams with either 3 or 4 hyphens. No other punctuation ever.

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Schumer: ball’s in your court

Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain

Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls

Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families

Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules

I was just asking my daughters “wanna see something gnarly?” & then poof! I trust your judgement here

So like, can we eat them yet?

I knew that footage of someone getting hurt wouldn’t be included but hoo boy when that bulldozer started tumbling over I thought that dude was a goner.

Instead there must have been strict rules demanding a cigarette be hanging out of everyone’s mouth at all times.

❤️❤️❤️

i don't really give a shit if consultants think being anti-ICE is "good messaging" or whatever when people are actively being shot, beat, gassed and jailed.

ICE slipping on ice

🙂

And even though it was built way after, that playground right there is rad.

Oh hell yes.

When you do, make sure to work in a Skokie reference.

You could still get away with this one imo

So many bald guys.

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

Libertarian for sure

When I saw it I thought that there’s no way this guy is an actor.

the most powerful people in the world: "it is the least powerful people in the world who are the REAL problem"

everyone: "ah i see, that makes sense"

I am just so fucking proud of her.

*i’m not necessarily recommending this particular model tho!

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Only the Dept of War can save us here in Portland!

Thanks for being there to cover this

My family & I are considering leaving Portland - for a fun-filled day at Enchanted Forest.

What's it called when you have like 25 things to do, feel overwhelmed by it, and instead of just starting and doing one of them to knock things off the list you sit and stare at your computer screen and do nothing and then build up more dread about the stuff you're not doing. I got that.