Johnny

Rachel listen to me
Your husband is the butcher
Cooper is the butcher

Rachel listen to me
Your husband is the butcher
Cooper is the butcher

Rachel listen to me
Your husband is the butcher
Cooper is the butcher

Rachel listen to me
Your husband is the butcher
Cooper is the butcher

Getting to hear Epilogue (Venice) multiple times makes watching the golden globes worth it

I just started salt lake as my first ever franchise. It’s melting my brain I love it

Reposting my end of year MOVIE RANKINGS from my instagram story

I feel like such a loser not being able to do this on Christmas. I hate having a loving, very fun and funny massive family who spends every second together enjoying the holidays and each other

Now that Christmas has passed, I feel comfortable saying CAROL is just alright

PROBLEMISTA getting #4 on the LCJ list is huge for everyone

Scientists are saying that you can call your drinking habits around the holidays a Quiet Bender to feel slightly better about your choices

Taking the responsibility of getting dad’s golf gift card to let everyone in the family know how good my muscles have gotten

Lmao second wicked is called WICKED: FOR GOOD. They’re even Dead Reckoning Part 1-ing successful movies

The bathroom at the gene siskel film center is red. This is a nod to THE SUBSTANCE and to no other movies

I don’t understand why Hugh Grants’ HERETIC heel turn is getting so much attention (fortunately not enough for awards, likely) as if he hasn’t been playing villains for nearly a decade already

When the fiancée isn’t even in the first photo of a girl’s engagement post, it’s like, so cool. She knows what she wants — ring.

I love having a straight roommate. He didn’t know who Gracie Abrams was. And I got to go “GUESS WHO HER DAD IS”

Oh no RED ONE is now on prime so now I have to watch RED ONE

All these streaming services and there is nothing worth watching. Who could have ever seen this coming?

Unleashed my YOU OUGHTA KNOW at karaoke for the first time in a while. A hit, of course

I cannot hear a word being said in this movie. I blame John Baptiste, of course

NW: SATURDAY NIGHT — there’s a chance it’s even more blind to the true nature of international politics than SEPTEMBER 5

Gonna move both of my meetings today to next week and no one can stop me

Happy Birthday!

What’s the worst thing everyone thinks will happen to them next year

I have 34 movies left until 500 watched this year. I love this imaginary prison that I put myself in for no reason!

Setting it in the lead up to her death and then clumsily using three different devices for flashing back or explaining her past did this no favors. Crazy enough? I still kinda liked it

MARIA — what did Maria Callas ever do to Pablo Larrain? Whereas JACKIE and SPENCER give their main women a chance to defend themselves or to rewrite their story, MARIA seems content to say that there might not have been much there beside the pain, talent, and diva.

She’s always been my favorite prima donna

NW: MARIA — I can’t wait to pretend like I’ve always known who Maria Callas is

Excited to watch THE BRUTALIST again so I can launch my official statement that FELICITY JONES is the best performance