JACKACOON, SILLYMAN.

Micro pawslut taking a smoke break next to the macro's shoe.

Movie: Toy Story
Language: Norwegian

Me and whomst

you're a mech pilot and you develop a one sided lustful rivalry with an enemy pilot, shes efficient, brutal, and silent. you dance together in violence across the battlefields until you shoot her down. upon investigating the wreck, you find no pilot, just a mantis shrimp in a bowl full of sensors.

Nothing uses coins anymore, why even have a piggy bank. It's annoying.

Glasschair Buttcrush YCH #13 for @computermouse.bsky.social

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

Reminded myself of Brawl Fox's super toned ass.

Me looking at the Valoo Brawl trophy from below. Zooming in to simulate him falling on me.

Deadlock has the best aesthetic art style but the gameplay is so ass. 😭

Photo of a fairly generic modern bathroom with a shower/tub combo, a toilet, a sink, a mirror, and a demonic entity coming out of the mirror

What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?

Cause of my big brain no doubt 🥜

Went to game night and they pulled this out wtf.

What website is this?

Someone come help me lose weight.

My golden curry ended up too watery. I cri.

how it feels having a hot fursona

Peanut butter does not belong in chocolate, no form of nuts do.

🗨️"Dude what a crazy party last night! I heard lil Mike lost a major bet loool!!"

🗨️"hey btw have u seen Mike anywhere? I haven't heard from him all morning, did he stay at yours or go home?"

🗨️"BRO wake up its 3pm!!!!!!"

comm for @chuff.dev

Strong urge to shave my head and beard. Start fresh.

happy valentines day 💖

My pixel 8 is starting to have wifi issue 😭

Two exceptionally derpy-looking mid 18th century French ceramic sphynxes who look like disapproving aunties

The bluer sphynx. She looks both repelled and intrigued at what you just said.

The redder sphynx. She looks like someone just farted at a funeral

The two sphynxes seen facing each other. They’re kind of neat looking! But derpy. I wouldn’t expect good riddles from them tbh, their riddle game looks mad weak but their gossip game looks 11/10

Good morning please enjoy these French porcelain sphynxes, they can’t believe you would actually post that, they are both repelled and intrigued

Pigmon suddenly appeared in the middle of the day surprising everyone