Leftist Squidward

Struggling with mine and my partner’s age gap. She’s early 20s (just turned 29 last month) and I’m late 30s (about to turn 31 soon)

I used to tell my partner I didn’t think I had ADHD but this year I’ve read more books than ever and I did it by juggling 4 books at a time and joining 3 book clubs so who knows

Dems are *so* desperate to rehabilitate terrible presidents who did unspeakable things to countless innocent people. Just frothing at the mouth to shift further right while pretending it’s justified anti-trumpism

We’ve regressed to levels of echo chamber so deep that no one knows anything anymore and if you state a thing that’s been a well known fact for almost 100 years you’re actually doing woke revisionism

Devastating update about this

Hope all goes okay, thinking of you x

It’s a millennial rite of passage to see your friends’ letterboxd accounts exclusively become reviews of kids’ films bc they’re now raising children

Gwent is gonna feel amazing in this

Currently potty training my puppy and the one constant in my life is that she respects her bean bag too much to piss on it. It has to be true. If I don't have this, I have nothing.

I know everyone’s shitting on the new Andre piano album but the song “That Night In Hawaii When I Turned Into A Panther And Started Making These Low Register Purring Tones That I Couldn’t Control ... Sh¥t Was Wild” off New Blue Sun still absolutely bangs.

Still think it’s kinda mad that Stormzy, dropped a song called BACKBONE and immediately after said “fuck Palestine” and partnered with McDonald’s

Recently finished RF Kuang’s Yellowface

Love having a smart watch bc half of my day is now spent reading notifications like “PLEASE get 9 hours of sleep tonight PLEASE I’m begging you to rest like a normal person just once or you will die”

Evidence that America-brain is a problem for progressives as well as conservatives over there. This problem is not exclusive to the US, it is the basic nature of capitalism.

It is actually mind blowing to me that some of my friends still don’t understand why liberally using AI all the time is terrible

Hahahahah

Cancelled tv show that you will never stop thinking about

Steve Jobs was wrong about a lot of things. He was wrong to neglect his kids, he was wrong to think a herbal diet would cure his cancer, but damn it he was so right for green-lighting a second season of Severance

Coop is one of the all time greatest characters

I thought I’d be dead by 30 and instead I’m in 3 separate queer book clubs, 1 circuit class in the park with the local neighbourhood mums and 1 joint venture to listen to every single song by Robbie Williams and Take That (Escapology is an amazing album)

I’m writing my first proper novel as an adult and I’m realising every major political story I’ve ever worked on boils down to: Libs enable fascism

Hang in there friend! Hope the writing capacity/inspo comes back