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Ayúdenla con lo que puedan, pls ñ.ñ

a strawpage drawing of text that says "COLLECT MY pronouns GENDERMAN" with a drawing of slenderman with a bunch of arm things or tentacles sticking out of him? on the bottom left corner

WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS IT SO DETAILED IM SCARED

Trump just undid the only good thing GWB did in his entire 8 years.

Wallace and Gromit. Wallace is swagged out in a fancy black suit, and Gromit has a nice scarf

ultimately, at the end of the day, you just have to come to terms with the fact that you’ll never be as cool as Wallace and Gromit in this picture

his eye crinkles Uhfngngngn i love him

Tiktokers están haciendo "Johanne Sacreblu", una respuesta a Emilia Pérez pero al revés. Y me parece la mejor intervención en esta controversia.

Everybody mark your calendars for a collective hug attack:
March 10 we will all send the @hugfairy.bsky.social to Mark because @zambyte.robbyzambito.me said it's the 69th day of the year and we believe him.

moments before the world experienced one of the best singing you'd ever hear

#twentyonepilots

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Cartoon: BLOCKING SOMEONE ON TWITTER SLAM - standing behind glass door BLOCKING SOMEONE ON BLUESKY - nuked

My favourite Bluesky genre of the day is MAGA making accounts just to say Bluesky is terrible and whining that everyone there hates Conservatives.

#BFG

the clique: ✋🙂‍↔️

the bounceditos: 🫵🙂‍↕️

I absolutely have to make an effort to be here more

First things first, we have decided to stop all activity on twitter and move our content over to Bluesky in response to the rising nazi propaganda and violent content on twitter. The account will be set to private and all tweets will be reposted onto bluesky. We do not condone bigotry.

a cropped screenshot of a google search for "who invented talent". the first result is from a twitter post, which says "Tyler Joseph invented talent" with an attached image of tyler joseph

its true, look it up yourself

there are things we can do but from the things that work there are only two and from the two that we choose to do peace will win and fear will lose theres faith and theres sleep we need to pick one please because faith is to be awake and to be awake is for us to think and for us think is to be alive

is there a website that shows how many ppl are online on bluesky?

hi guuuyyyys

I hope my wife knows that when I say, “…and it turns out that double-stranded DNA viruses probably evolved completely independently from RNA viruses making them, in a sense, entirely different categories of disease…” what I really mean is, “I love you.”

Nighttime tacos 🌙🌮✨

One thing about me is that I do absolutely suck at listening to stories about weird, apparently paranormal things that happened to you.

100% intolerable “that was definitely a drone” and “you can stop worrying about your past lives because they don’t exist” shit.

semi-automatic IS that girl

i like the way you think

hand puppet spookyface

mood (just getting out of mexico but sometimes y'all are so weird that mexico doesn't feel that bad like mejor malo conocido que malo por conocer)

hey, maybe it's too early to ask but is there any confirmation that the judge crowd recording will still be done in the LATAM shows? 👉👈

yeah i got a big account. at the cringe bank

No sé quiénes me dan más hueva: quienes te acusan de obradorista por no replicar los discursos pendejos prianistas, los que te acusan de pranista por no ser morenista y compartir sus lealtades, o quienes te reclaman con enojo que no eres morenista.