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Award winning security researcher | 7 time Microsoft MVP | Google Hall of Fame | Music and video | UK Immigration (family reunion) https://soundcloud.com/umawing

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The whole piece is great and full of moments like this that illustrate what a terrible idea using LLMs on dating apps is on every level

12.10.2025 09:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 123    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

They have of course closed the Afghan resettlement scheme and refugee family reunification, and banned Ukrainians from ILR after 10 years.

12.10.2025 11:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if you're going to point to labour offering "safe routes" for refugees, please don't cite the BNO which is a) for specific people from hong kong only, b) is an expensive paid visa with no guarantee of settlement, and c) is (so far) included in the consultation for extending ILR from 5 years to 10

12.10.2025 11:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Permission under the Ukraine Schemes will no longer count towards the 10 year long residence route The Home Office has announced that as of 18 December 2024, time spent in the UK under one of the Ukraine Schemes will no longer be permission that can be counted ...

this is essentially like pointing to the ukraine route, which is also a visa and currently offers no route to permanent residency at all. in fact labour actually blocked the possibility of settlement via the 10 year route too:

12.10.2025 10:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I suspect ferelden has a home office

12.10.2025 10:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

? that's 11,804 people who applied for the BNO route, which is a) only available to people coming from Hong Kong and b) costs a small fortune, because it's a paid visa - and is also included in the consultation with regard to extending the path to ILR from 5 years to 10

12.10.2025 10:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
my wife with her eyes closed looking annoyed

my wife with her eyes closed looking annoyed

tfw you went out and left the living room light on all day

12.10.2025 10:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
my wife looking incredibly annoyed in front of a blue/green night sky

my wife looking incredibly annoyed in front of a blue/green night sky

me: we've missed bins day
jovi:

12.10.2025 10:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
my wife looking annoyed

my wife looking annoyed

my wife looking very annoyed, in front of some snow

my wife looking very annoyed, in front of some snow

my wife staring at someone in disgust

my wife staring at someone in disgust

my wife looking at someone with annoyance inside a building

my wife looking at someone with annoyance inside a building

i've never seen my wife looking so thoroughly annoyed as she does in dragon age veilguard. every other scene she's about to strangle someone, it's incredible

12.10.2025 10:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

also it's incredibly funny to me that he ends all of those posts with the kind of close-out you get on an email to the council over a missed bin collection

12.10.2025 10:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thank you mister domald, sir

12.10.2025 09:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The upshot is this is that I need to spend some money on a Skype replacement because haha hoo boy

12.10.2025 09:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is smiling in front of a sign that says ' zinzi ' on it Alt: Kiryu smiling
12.10.2025 09:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how much is a call to a +1 number likely to cost from the uk? i haven't called a number in about a thousand years and am not pushing any buttons if i can help it

12.10.2025 08:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Lay's drastically rebrands after disturbing finding: 42% of consumers didn't know their chips were made out of potatoes | Fortune New bagsโ€”matte-ified and designed to look like wood planks (like a potato crate)โ€”will hold the chips with revamped ingredient lists.

They're spinning this as a marketing fail but I think the real story is just that people are stupid as fucking rocks now fortune.com/2025/10/10/p...

11.10.2025 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1038    ๐Ÿ” 260    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 89

what's really bizarre is that this is played more authentically than the actual send up in strange new worlds S3, which instead plays out as someone doing a parody of a parody

11.10.2025 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A surprising number of terrible accounts, it turns out!

11.10.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit is saying `` take a seat '' while sitting at a table . Alt: Chris hansen is saying `` take a seat '' while sitting at a table .

every time I see someone on here saying we shouldn't be mean about ian watkins

11.10.2025 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the whole internet loves weird sweet eater guy, a weird guy who eats too many sweets!

*5 seconds later*

we regret to inform you-

11.10.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A video post from journalist Olga Nesterova saying โ€œa rat ran across the table at Al Jazeera during a broadcastโ€ with a rat emoji and a grimace emoji, which is still up, even though many people have pointed out itโ€™s an AI-generated video

A video post from journalist Olga Nesterova saying โ€œa rat ran across the table at Al Jazeera during a broadcastโ€ with a rat emoji and a grimace emoji, which is still up, even though many people have pointed out itโ€™s an AI-generated video

If you donโ€™t delete an AI video after multiple people have pointed out to you that it is, honestly, fuck you. You are spreading misinformation at best, and at worst, contributing to the deterioration of our shared reality.

11.10.2025 09:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 86    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Some of my favorite people are retired engineers, but hooboyโ€ฆevery time I go to my department mailbox and see a hand-addressed manila envelope I know Iโ€™m about to open a typewritten manifesto on asteroid consciousness or a self-published manual for a WD40-powered time machine

11.10.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If they'd been those chocolate coated rumballs you used to get in cinema pick n mix I'd be in the hospital bed next to him

11.10.2025 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"am I feeling ill because I ate nine billion cola bottles? no, must be the pork"

11.10.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"even if it's AI, it's at least true" hard to overstate the damage this stuff is doing to people's brains. we're gonna be cleaning the slop out of archives for decades

11.10.2025 11:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3767    ๐Ÿ” 866    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 62    ๐Ÿ“Œ 89

at this rate Dan will be having to tell people "please do not sell your home made asbestos bags on etsy"

11.10.2025 13:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'm off to our monthly gamedev audio meetup tomorrow and can't wait to tell the gang my ears have exploded

11.10.2025 12:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ooh no chat to me levi, me!! me!!!

11.10.2025 11:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the only thing funnier than seeing gale go from potential love interest to "why are you eating shoes" was when not-gandalf shows up to tell him he needs to go and explode himself immediately

11.10.2025 10:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

also I quite liked the nice lady in the video

11.10.2025 07:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is absolutely bananas

11.10.2025 07:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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