Chris Boyd

super mario world overworld when it speeds up because you only have a minute left

i am getting a *ton* of "join the navy's cyber security tech squad" ads the last couple of days and first of all, no

god i hope so

makes me wonder who they'll send for me when my time comes

(nobody is sent and i walk into the sea)

more often than not, and especially on social media, anyone who ever says "i'm on their radar" is only on their radar as much as any other random person, which is to say "sorry they probably don't care about you lmao"

He was bound to drop that scarf in some time zone or other.

wait, how did she not notice his phone, the arm swinging up, the massive clunk, the "I am reading from text very badly" intonation?? oh right because it's all fake and they should all be in prison

think mine was called BOOZE 2 THE MAX with three or possibly twenty nine exclamation marks

it's discontinued?? oh no, if mad dog 20/20 has gone too it's all over

"immigrant from twitter" good lord

i scrolled through and i don't think i saw a single reply from you where you explained what "extreme left" means. why is that?

an expedia email which says "you're going to the hague! you're all set. your accommodation is booked and everyone's expecting you"

a kier starmer tweet "to those in scotland and around the world, celebrating over a Burns Supper, i wish you a very happy Burns Night" but it's him, out of focus in the background and, instead of a Burns Supper, a plate of fuckin biscuits and tunnocks teacakes, a can of irn bru and a bread roll

oh my actual god I can't believe this is real

amanda sending me to the hague every time i close copilot popups with task manager

can't add anything that hasn't already been said but jesus, sending you and yours lots of best wishes. awful stuff

Hide the pain harold meme, older gentleman with white hair and beard holding a mug in front of a laptop with a smile on his face that looks like he is in pain.

When you don't have to age verify because your account is older than 18

a character from romancing saga 2, with the words "you learned self-immolation!"

logging on

Reddit rises up

Definitely in the top 5 most normal moments I've seen there I think

The Rodney King video is one of the most important moments in American history because it showed people, particularly comfortable white people, irrefutable evidence that marginalized people’s stories of how police behaved - which were never believed - were in fact true.

like at this point in time I have significantly more to fear for my wife from incredibly rich people in parliament than some random bricklayer you've dreamt up

we're literally living through immigration policy dictated by social media memes pumped directly into the brains of both government and opposition party. where have you been all this time?

Comic Con banned Al art. https://Inkd.in/dEeA7GFZ On one side: Artists fighting to protect craft, credit, and originality. On the other: Creators finally able to bring ideas to life without mastering the traditional tools. Al is dividing the creative world in two. But hasn't this happened before? Was Photoshop cheating? Was digital photography? Is CGI less "real" than practical effects? Is animation less valid than live action? Studios are already using Al. Cinema is evolving. Music, design, apps - everything is shifting. We're not just witnessing a tech shift. We're living through a cultural evolution. Yes, we "should" protect artists. Yes, we *must* talk about ethics, consent, originality. But should creative expression only belong to the trained? Al is giving more people a seat at the creative table. To build, paint, compose, animate - without gatekeepers. Maybe we'll need two categories: @ *Human-only* 2 *Al-assisted* Or... maybe not. Because creativitv should

me the way you people act like you've been consigned to a siberian gulag when told you can't use the environmentally damaging plagiarism machine to extrude an image that you can sell for quick profit is absolutely incredible. your audacity and greed are breathtaking. try getting a real job

was pissed off at relative's kid decided to take it out on a linkedin poster instead

I was once accused of "smuggling vegetables"(?) on arrival and I definitely did not help by saying all I had was a bag of maltesers and he could have one if he wants. had issues on arrival even years later. wouldn't chance it at all now or for a very long foreseeable future

the extent to which this administration is out of control is really summed up by the fact that they immediately went with “this was an armed terrorist there to kill law enforcement” knowing that video from multiple angles completely disproving them was out there and would be seen by everyone

at one point gemini cited this song as a reason why it's okay to leave a dog in a hot car, so i mean

her glasses have no camera and work with street view. i just checked and the new G2 model (again, no camera) also do this. and i feel like the main bone of contention keeps slipping away here: even if they glasses have a lens for (legit function of some kind), you don't need to be able *to record*

and that's before you get to the various audio assist / non visual disability tools along similar lines

my relative had (has?) a set of even realities (i do not know which model) and they don't come with cameras, and they're very light. i've worked in fields tied to AR/XR/VR. this is really not an uncommon or non-existent thing, and again, you don't *need* to have camera or video built in

Man, I hate to break it to you, but I think the White House might actually be involved in all this.