The whole piece is great and full of moments like this that illustrate what a terrible idea using LLMs on dating apps is on every level
12.10.2025 09:28 โ ๐ 123 ๐ 26 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 1@paperghost.bsky.social
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The whole piece is great and full of moments like this that illustrate what a terrible idea using LLMs on dating apps is on every level
12.10.2025 09:28 โ ๐ 123 ๐ 26 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 1They have of course closed the Afghan resettlement scheme and refugee family reunification, and banned Ukrainians from ILR after 10 years.
12.10.2025 11:53 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0if you're going to point to labour offering "safe routes" for refugees, please don't cite the BNO which is a) for specific people from hong kong only, b) is an expensive paid visa with no guarantee of settlement, and c) is (so far) included in the consultation for extending ILR from 5 years to 10
12.10.2025 11:17 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0this is essentially like pointing to the ukraine route, which is also a visa and currently offers no route to permanent residency at all. in fact labour actually blocked the possibility of settlement via the 10 year route too:
12.10.2025 10:47 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I suspect ferelden has a home office
12.10.2025 10:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0? that's 11,804 people who applied for the BNO route, which is a) only available to people coming from Hong Kong and b) costs a small fortune, because it's a paid visa - and is also included in the consultation with regard to extending the path to ILR from 5 years to 10
12.10.2025 10:43 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0my wife with her eyes closed looking annoyed
tfw you went out and left the living room light on all day
12.10.2025 10:22 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0my wife looking incredibly annoyed in front of a blue/green night sky
me: we've missed bins day
jovi:
my wife looking annoyed
my wife looking very annoyed, in front of some snow
my wife staring at someone in disgust
my wife looking at someone with annoyance inside a building
i've never seen my wife looking so thoroughly annoyed as she does in dragon age veilguard. every other scene she's about to strangle someone, it's incredible
12.10.2025 10:13 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0also it's incredibly funny to me that he ends all of those posts with the kind of close-out you get on an email to the council over a missed bin collection
12.10.2025 10:03 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0thank you mister domald, sir
12.10.2025 09:17 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The upshot is this is that I need to spend some money on a Skype replacement because haha hoo boy
12.10.2025 09:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0how much is a call to a +1 number likely to cost from the uk? i haven't called a number in about a thousand years and am not pushing any buttons if i can help it
12.10.2025 08:42 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 0They're spinning this as a marketing fail but I think the real story is just that people are stupid as fucking rocks now fortune.com/2025/10/10/p...
11.10.2025 14:42 โ ๐ 1038 ๐ 260 ๐ฌ 23 ๐ 89what's really bizarre is that this is played more authentically than the actual send up in strange new worlds S3, which instead plays out as someone doing a parody of a parody
11.10.2025 19:02 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A surprising number of terrible accounts, it turns out!
11.10.2025 18:49 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0every time I see someone on here saying we shouldn't be mean about ian watkins
11.10.2025 18:33 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0the whole internet loves weird sweet eater guy, a weird guy who eats too many sweets!
*5 seconds later*
we regret to inform you-
A video post from journalist Olga Nesterova saying โa rat ran across the table at Al Jazeera during a broadcastโ with a rat emoji and a grimace emoji, which is still up, even though many people have pointed out itโs an AI-generated video
If you donโt delete an AI video after multiple people have pointed out to you that it is, honestly, fuck you. You are spreading misinformation at best, and at worst, contributing to the deterioration of our shared reality.
11.10.2025 09:34 โ ๐ 86 ๐ 12 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1Some of my favorite people are retired engineers, but hooboyโฆevery time I go to my department mailbox and see a hand-addressed manila envelope I know Iโm about to open a typewritten manifesto on asteroid consciousness or a self-published manual for a WD40-powered time machine
11.10.2025 14:36 โ ๐ 67 ๐ 11 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0If they'd been those chocolate coated rumballs you used to get in cinema pick n mix I'd be in the hospital bed next to him
11.10.2025 14:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"am I feeling ill because I ate nine billion cola bottles? no, must be the pork"
11.10.2025 13:25 โ ๐ 36 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0"even if it's AI, it's at least true" hard to overstate the damage this stuff is doing to people's brains. we're gonna be cleaning the slop out of archives for decades
11.10.2025 11:54 โ ๐ 3767 ๐ 866 ๐ฌ 62 ๐ 89at this rate Dan will be having to tell people "please do not sell your home made asbestos bags on etsy"
11.10.2025 13:15 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i'm off to our monthly gamedev audio meetup tomorrow and can't wait to tell the gang my ears have exploded
11.10.2025 12:58 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0ooh no chat to me levi, me!! me!!!
11.10.2025 11:13 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0the only thing funnier than seeing gale go from potential love interest to "why are you eating shoes" was when not-gandalf shows up to tell him he needs to go and explode himself immediately
11.10.2025 10:40 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0also I quite liked the nice lady in the video
11.10.2025 07:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0this is absolutely bananas
11.10.2025 07:48 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0