Juicy Liu ✨

They should make a Survivor TTRPG

I think I've finally found a way that I can put on weight

I'm sat reading my book with some tea and my aunt just keeps bringing me snacks

Attuned to the frequency of the void

It's apparently from Post Modern but honestly being labelless and free sounds like the earliest possible form of sexuality

She does not say whether she lived downtown, just that downtown was allegedly on her route home

Dollology was your target field but there was lots of competition to get into it, right?

She wasn't really home bound at all,was she?

So true bestie ✨

You might want to make sure you've seen all of a video before commenting in future bc you might make yourself out to be a misogynist asshole

Now deleted reply from @dirkelee.bsky.social Nope, but it's not her. That mirror impacts anyone...She is on a street full of cars and cars have rear view mirrors that might be annoying...Respecting her has nothing to do with the reality that cars have rear view mirrors...She can move out of the way...the mirror can't...

So everybody else is more deserving of respect than her? Is that what you're saying here?

Do you really think that the mirror is more deserving of respect than her?

You have a maximum of 10 days to waste, although that would mean using the 1000 hours consecutively

Jån Malkøwisch (I'm so sorry Sweedes)

Quote with a pic where you felt elegant

I'm an Open Office user now but I can def see the value in having Office without a subscription

I saw a copy of Microsoft Office Suite 2007 on the shelf at a charity shop this morning lol

There is but you have to assemble it yourself

This country will name whole towns for their transphobia

A black and white photo of my teenage grandma, wearing what I think is a school uniform. It's a white collared shirt with a small vest over it

This is my grandma as a teenager. She unfortunately passed before I was born but I'm told I take after her a lot, like even before I came out. I love her!

My "At all times I have followed all legal requirements" shirt has a lot of people asking me questions already answered by my shirt

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The little *squish* like squeezing an inflatable is just so satisfying

Crime in NYC goes down with less police

I think in future I'm going to start taking sleeping pills with me on holiday so that I can knock myself tf out and sleep, instead of carrying having underslept around with me for half the trip

Now why would I do that? I'm enjoying the show of y'all smooth brains trying to extrapolate nonsense from your ass and still failing. It's like watching a baby giraffe walk for the first time

Y'all just love writing fanfic about me, don't ya

Oh. So you're saying that the shower isn't like the arcade but with razor blades?

You're welcome to stop replying to me you know, I told you that I had no more to say to you in like the 3rd reply. If you wish to keep fantasising about my emotions you're welcome to, but I will warn you that I already live rent free in enough heads

I wouldn't believe anything an American said about China either, but tell yourself whatever you need to sleep well this evening