Life. Life just keeps happening.
lets see if this movie redeems the franchise or not, either way kate beckinsale is back so it wont be awful
goo morning beautifuls
mainly mad at it for making markus just kinda dull as a villain and they could’ve done more with instead of forcing a romance irdgaf about
this movie would be the best in the series had it been the first one released but while a decent enough movie, they tell you the plot in the first movie several times so nothing is surprising and it kinda just makes the first movie worse
like a 6.5/10
i only watched this one for kate beckinsdale and charles dance and even then they can’t carry this one, feels like a resident evil movie in every worst possible way
3.5 out of 10 and only because i like the actors
okay so the sequel is obviously not as good im gonna give it a 5 cause it has interesting plot points but kinda wastes like all of the interesting parts
i also despise michael which i feel is going to become an issue
i feel most of it comes from middle class folk expecting everyone to be accommodating and nice to them 24/7 when they are in fact, a bit thick and ostensibly, gimps.
can’t :(
i’m barred from the orange lodge
oinka’s drowning-in-debt ass be like “i could really use the cash 😍”
the M in “Mr Beast” stands for Mossad
the only reasonable reaction
they’re calling it the “most pointless movie in existence” i really love how theres 0 new story elements not already covered by flashbacks in the first two
"My body is a temple" and it's just the Black Materia
guy who heard they were putting otters on fivers instead of churchill and got so hard he passed out
the idea of getting therapy again and sorting out a proper support network and going no contact with idiots and moving to a remote place with my pets that is also walkably close to civilisation and #handling #it
they're doing this to me tomorrow
[picture of nothing at all, not even the absence of anything; an unadulterated nothingness that cannot be grasped by human minds nor senses]
Casual man
#starfox
while all you normies were having sex and buying proprietary software i studied the command line. and now that your computer is on fire and big tech slop is at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?
bro thought war was just one day only he mad
lol bro you should totally put your head between my thighs so I can pop it like a watermelon forever changing the trajectory of our lives lol wouldn’t that be so funny
Boy dinner and it’s dick, cock, and hole
“Instead of calling your wet slobbery farts a red flag, find someone who wants to suck them out” — Me
exactlyy !! poor faggot never stood a chance
you are hotter than you think, but if you spend enough time scrutinizing your face in the mirror, it will lose all meaning, like when you repeat a word over and over again.
