NachoManLance

Another day, another wish that they made a "Sleeping Dogs" sequel.

I'll be leaving the country in a couple months for vacation, so let's test if I get let back in with this:

Fuck Trump

I bet federal unemployment lawyers have the next 20 years of their lives funded from all this BS

It is SO GOOD to listen to a live baseball game again.

Ain't nobody dope as me, I'm just so fresh so clean

(So fresh and so clean clean!)

Moshed too hard at Aftershock, I have a ruptured spleen

Vintage baseball is absolute destruction on the body (particularly one that should probably work out more often), but damn is it fun. It's gonna be an interesting summer, despite the.... everything else.

The takeover is happening. Don't let it.

More of a pozole guy myself but damn did I need it this morning

Nearly all coffee consumed in the United States is imported, and the largest source of that coffee is Colombia. Trump is putting a 25% tax on our top source of coffee, and that tax will be passed on to American consumers

I bet it breaks his tiny mind that he can't run other countries.

I had been looking for this (or any other similar model) for YEARS, and I was so stoked to find it at a local gift shop. Maxter FTMFW

Ahhhhh shit. I might be back into Gunpla.

@illusivecomics.com I've been told to follow and shout out my favorite employee/owner, with a strong sort of *implication*.

And honestly, I want to live, so....

Its ______. I love ______.

Goddamn it, Neil Gaiman too?

Are there *any* writers out there that aren't huge pieces of shit?

Rot away, Anita Bryant. Rot away.

If I hear anyone around me blaming the LA fires on DEI, I will punch them in the mouth and go to jail while whistling "Zip A Dee Doo Dah"

But in the meantime, I'm undergoing a cinematic journey to watch *every* Fast & Furious movie, as I've only ever watched the first one and Tokyo Drift.

I'm not even done yet with 2 Fast 2 Furious, but boy do I get the hate.

With Facebook well on its way to being the next Twitter, I'll definitely be ramping up my time here and curating its content. Wouldn't be surprised if there's another Bluesky boom in the near future

The Mingle game was downright terrifying

Dentist offices still make me uneasy. Yaaay, unchecked childhood trauma

Happy 'Pretend To Be A Time Traveler Day'!

Going to a family function today? Ruin it by grabbing someone by the shoulders, screaming "WHAT YEAR IS IT?", and running away when they answer while exclaiming that 'theres still time.'

My wife doesn't have bluesky yet, which means I can say anything I want about her on here.

Like how she's very pretty, very smart, and is really good at video games and being annoyed by me.

Wife is at a hair appointment, I'm sitting in a small, local brewery nearby to pass the time. When the business dies down and it's just a few of us inside, the kind and elderly bartender sits at the end of the bar with his laptop and I'm 1000% certain he's playing Half-Life 1

Damn, didn't last 12 hours before getting WHAM'd. Fitting that this would happen in an election year.

When in doubt, binge The Next Generation.

YouTube video by 𒊹︎︎︎ Interstella 5555- Daft Punk

Somebody told me you hadn't seen Interstella 5555 yet. Well have I got a link for you!

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Toejam & Earl