Jochen H.

Das Problem damit ist halt das erhöhte Sicherheitsrisiko für alle über 16.

If you do ads on underwear, you have to show yourself in said underwear and nothing but the underwear.

oben blauer himmel, unten ein wenig nebel, bäume, landschaft

Ganz ein bissi Nebel.

Good morning Possums.

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

Obwohl, die autofreie Innenstadt hätte schon was. Der Rest ist halt Kacke.

A """funny""" thing I've noticed is that if you see a buckwild and totally made up claim on Reddit and then search that claim on Google, trying to source it, the Gemini AI summary will be like "oh, yeah, that totally happened, and my source is that three hour old Reddit thread you were just reading"

So tired of these live cervix shooters

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

A mugshot registration photograph from Auschwitz. A man with a shaved head wearing a striped uniform photographed in three positions (profile and front with bare head and a photo with a slightly turned head with a hat on). The prisoner number is visible on a marking board on the left.

2 December 1914 | Ań Austrian Jew, Jakob Gross, was born in Vienna. A dental technician.

In #Auschwitz from 3 June 1942.
No. 37268
He perished in the camp on 10 July 1942.
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Jewish prisoners at KL Auschwitz: https://lekcja.auschwitz.org/29_zydzi_en/

Ah, es geht wieder los. Schönen Advent!

Capitalism is so smart cuz if u have lots of disposable income, u hardly ever have to see ads but if u can only afford a $8 Netflix subscription boy does Chanel at Sephora have deals 4 u and your no money

I heard there was a Cohen song,

And all the Christians got it wrong,

But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?

‘Cause you see its about getting laid,

It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,

But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”

The richest man on earth owns X.

The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.

The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.

See the problem here?

Weil nicht die klugen und verständnisvollen in die Politik gehen sondern die mit Profilierungsdrang und Karrierebewusstsein.

Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.

Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.

Hatte ich jahrelang und immer ohne Probleme. Aus meiner Sicht empfehlenswert.

The witch made him hot chocolate.

"They say I'm strong," he said. "And I am."

He took a sip.

"They say I can overcome any hardship."

"Mm," said the witch.

"And I can. I do."

The witch said nothing.

"But I shouldn't have to!"

"No."

The witch held the hero as he wept.

"No, you shouldn't."

Wenn eine Mauer bei dir Speichelfluss erzeugt.

A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'

#3157 A helpful tutorial

An exchange on twitter. controlla.xyz: If you hate Al you probably just hate art and expression It's an infinite mashup of all the best art ever made by humans lesliejandersonwriter: If you hate the juice at the bottom of a restaurant dumpster you just hate food and cooking. It's an infinite mashup of all the best food made by humans!

I love this.

Ist das dieses "difficult to work with" ?

Graffiti, Aliensprayer:in mit Turnschuhen und Spraydose.

Wien 1050

Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.

Eigentlich wollte ich ja nur wissen, warum auf der ORF Homepage von 7 Grad die Rede ist, wenn es angeblich 11 - 13 werden. Aber es freut mich natürlich, dass Sie sich jetzt überlegen und siegreich hühlen konnen.

Die Zahlen die da stehen sind eine 13 und eine 11. Beides sind keine "maximal um 7.

Vorhersage Wien von heute für Freitag

Das ORF-Wetter weiß aber noch nichts davon

Vintage portrait of a man weariin glasses and a sweater, looking to the side.

10 November 1920 | An Austrian Jew Max Sojfer was born in Vienna. He emigrated to the Netherlands.

In March 1944 he was deported to #Auschwitz. He did not survive.
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Video about the history of Auschwitz: https://youtu.be/Fxnl5HTygrs

Diese Leser/Hörer klingen zu sehr nach Idioten und sollten möglichst unsensibel gefragt werden ob ihnen ins Hirn gemacht wurde.

Black and white portrait of a young boy with neatly styled hair, wearing a collared shirt and tie, smiling.

31 October 1936 | An Austrian Jewish boy, Peter Blödy, was born in Vienna.

He was deported to #Auschwitz from #Theresienstadt ghetto on 23 October 1944. He was murdered in a gas chamber after the selection.
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The ruins of gas chamber and crematorium III: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ipQmBPAlJQ8