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Skarsgard reclines on a leather couch in a sleeveless white tee and slutty little glasses, clutching vol. 5 of MY STRUGGLE

Skarsgard reclines on a leather couch in a sleeveless white tee and slutty little glasses, clutching vol. 5 of MY STRUGGLE

not seeing enough chat about PILLION and definitely not enough about how funny it is to make your sub read Knausgard with you

05.03.2026 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A lot of people say AI isn't very good for the world and its outputs are routinely unreliable, but these haters fail to see how it's revolutionizing how we incinerate schoolchildren.

05.03.2026 04:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6978    ๐Ÿ” 2208    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 175    ๐Ÿ“Œ 49

I saw some manatees in Tampa in the harbor of an industrial zone next to a shit ton of housing construction like 2 weeks ago and it felt like such a magical defeat of our bad capitalist society and NOW! Ur telling me the bad capitalist society is winning ;(?!?

04.03.2026 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

04.03.2026 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

STOP COUNTING FATALITIES you're making Donald look bad.

04.03.2026 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Oh wow, I guess maybe Iโ€™m BEHIND the times ๐Ÿ˜†

04.03.2026 06:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ope

04.03.2026 06:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A win! Democrat Alex Holladay defeats Republican Bryan Renshaw by a 20-point margin in the Arkansas House District 70 special election.

04.03.2026 04:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2705    ๐Ÿ” 349    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
A closeup of Alexander skarsgardโ€™s chest tattoos that read โ€œEllen Wendy Rosieโ€ from the movie Pillion

A closeup of Alexander skarsgardโ€™s chest tattoos that read โ€œEllen Wendy Rosieโ€ from the movie Pillion

A screenshot of a type tester for the font โ€œBradley Handโ€ with the words โ€œEllen Wendyโ€ below

A screenshot of a type tester for the font โ€œBradley Handโ€ with the words โ€œEllen Wendyโ€ below

My main issue with Pillion is that they used Bradley Hand as the font for Alexander Skarsgardโ€™s chest tattoos

26.02.2026 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pillion is a christmas movie

02.03.2026 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow, too soon? ๐Ÿฅด

04.03.2026 05:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who else up looking at the fallout zone of a Bellevue, NE Offutt Base nuke??? ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿ™†

04.03.2026 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

(Iโ€™m so sorry to everyone, Pinterest image search is fucked, AI Jesus has 7 toes)

03.03.2026 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

More!!!!!

03.03.2026 13:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hey hey!!!

03.03.2026 13:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if I get an interview, gonna have to start talking like Drake ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿป๐Ÿคช

03.03.2026 05:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

royally fucked up the work assessment for a temp job (with no PTO, 60+ hour work weeks possible, no extension past Election Day) this weekendโ€ฆ just found a permanent job that pays $100k with all the same qualificationsโ€ฆ PRAY FOR ME BOYS
๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธโœจ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธโœจ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธโœจ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ

03.03.2026 03:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

they will happily sacrifice as many troops as they need. i donโ€™t even know what to say anymore. anyone supporting this war is dumb as fuck and will lead to a less safe world every day this continues

01.03.2026 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2154    ๐Ÿ” 310    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

could a dying empire do THIS

01.03.2026 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3465    ๐Ÿ” 631    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 78    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

We had elections during the Civil War.

Trump has no mechanism to delay, postpone, or suspend electionsโ€”legally or otherwise.

Accountability is coming.

And there's nothing that can be done to stop it.

01.03.2026 12:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4704    ๐Ÿ” 1106    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 337    ๐Ÿ“Œ 75

Sen Chris Murphy (D-CT) to Face the Nation:

โ€œI don't have any obligation to fund a Department of Homeland Security that is violating the law every day, just like I don't have any obligation to support this war that is illegal as well.โ€

01.03.2026 18:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4471    ๐Ÿ” 1099    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

have flipped off everyone weโ€™ve seen hope they have the footage

28.02.2026 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nine months ago, the United States "completely and totally obliterated" Iran's nuclear program.

Tonight, we're attacking Iran to disrupt their nuclear program.

A sizable percentage of this country thinks that's normal.

28.02.2026 07:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13819    ๐Ÿ” 3190    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 508    ๐Ÿ“Œ 138

Remember when I was feeling a small amount of national pride during the Olympics? Yeah I honestly don't know what I was thinking.

28.02.2026 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Never forget who youโ€™re fighting for.

28.02.2026 12:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11111    ๐Ÿ” 2853    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 59

Pretty much!!!!!!!!!!!

28.02.2026 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate us!!!!!!!

28.02.2026 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No new wars.

28.02.2026 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12721    ๐Ÿ” 2002    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 471    ๐Ÿ“Œ 84

Damn sooo many Flock cams in libbed up Austin, TX ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
(When we drive back to NE Im gonna do a count bc I saw probably 100+ on the way here as well)

28.02.2026 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

see

23.02.2026 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1697    ๐Ÿ” 362    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4